Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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It was your sister's profile. Sorry to be the one to break it to you.
I walked in on him jacking off to your common interest, who knew you both liked Harry Potter!!
Yes, it's so much clearer now.
I walked in as he finished...
I can see a sarcastic wink going along with this text
Or did I? Fired!