You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
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6:26 - Hence the reason I don't buy most women drinks at a bar.
The looks on your faces when I ask "so what name is your tab under?" is priceless.
4:52...relax baby girl
this was one of the funniest things i've ever read!
if you take someones number or give out your number you are OBLIGATED to sleep w/ them regardless...
It's like a rule or contract or something...
Let me get this straight: She's probably a whore because she DIDN'T sleep with this guy? That's new...
aaaahahahaha totally been there.
gotta say I'm with you, 4:52. People, just laugh. Stop trying to label people. It's funny, and that's enough.
Obviously she put his number in her phone as "Weird Bus Guy" to warn her if he ever tried this shit, instead of having no idea whose number it was.
why did she give out her number if she is going to be judgemental like that towards him...she sounds fake to me...at least get to know the person before judging them.
hook up with weird bus guy end up with weird STD.... you hook up with him 3:55
6:26 yes!! i also save numbers that i dont want to talk to. i still want to know they called
oh dear. i just laughed. a lot.
i think i met weird bus guy last night.
lol Why are you texting/calling your mailman, anyway? xD
i love the people you meet on the CTA
i love it when people get uptight. its funny to watch the douchebags loose their cool, which they probably never had it anyways.
way to tell it like it is! Awesome!
6:12, so you don't want to pay for their drinks, you just want to control the ordering? You're probably the guy that takes a girl out for dinner and decides her entire order for her. If you're not going to buy a girl a drink don't order it, let her get her own. It's very simple.
3:56...well, if she's dumb enough to actually put his number in her phone, then she should at least give him a hand job or something
Why the hell would you exchange numbers with someone you'd PERSONALLY identify as "Weird Bus Guy", to begin with?
1) she probably has in the past but doesnt recall
2) she more than likely is in fact a whore.
I always put names like that in my phone, like i have a "tony 5-0" which means he is a cop or a "mailman mike" he is my mailman, it helps remeber so that when you do get texts from randoms at least you know who it is!!
Sounds like response Bud Bundy would get on Married with Children...
BEST EVORZ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DENIED
6:26 you speak the real woman truth and I like it!
Ya some girls don't remember putting numbers in their phones, but if they're smart they put them as "don't answer!!!!" lol. Like muah.
I love the first thing guys think to say when they've been denied is OMG SHE'S SUCH A WHOOOORE!!!1! ugh god, it's so pathetic and immature.
jerk him off, sheesh give the weird creep a break......maybe he's hung like a horse
Let's is actually acceptable, 4:16. You know, some call it a contraction. Let's = Let us. Get a dictionary.
you guys all suck..chill and stop arguing people say stuff just to piss you tight asses off
4:03...i never answer calls i don't recognize...that's the beauty of voicemail ;) and she never had to put his number in her phone in the first place...imagine that
i put numbers in my phone to make sure i remember who they are and don't answer
Listen up, ladies. New rule. If a guy is in our phones, we have to get him off. Um, WTF, 4:00?? You deserve to be in someone's phone as "Weird Bus Guy."
Grammar check Let's = Lets
did he text back? lol
seriously you people are pigs, this text is hilarious, but in no way means you know anything about this girl or her sexual habbits.
sounds to me like a bunch of bitter people with too much time on their hands.
Ok if you saw a random number with "Lets Bang" in it wouldnt you...
A. Ignore it
B. Tell him to fuck off
C. Go bang
That shit is funny. FAIL!
of course she has a duty to get him off.....why take his number then.....stupid teases.....
ummmm bang bus? maybe?
Top five best texts on this site! I love the response
hahahaha - "let's bang"? are you serious? unless you know she'll say yes to something as unsexy as that you either doing it for shits and giggles or are just plain dumb. I don't know, but either way it's hilarious. plus the whole "weird bus guy" part makes it priceless
THATSA DEAL BREAKERRR
i give my number out all the time, that definitely doesn't mean i want to fuck you. that means i enjoyed you buying all my drinks at the bar, and thats how i show my gratitude. if you were actually attractive, ill answer when you call.
why has no one asked why she gave him her no. rather than why she saved hi no?
they have do not answer ring tone's you know
Haha the honesty in that response text makes me think I would like the girl who wrote it.
i love that "weird bus guy" is from cleveland. makes total sense!
has no one ever been that drunk where you give your number out to someone because at the time, it seems like a good idea and they turn out to be creepy? Everyone who says no is a lying twat.
It now known people dont have time to spell out "is" people should use ( 's ) in all sentence using is. You'll save mucho time!
you have to sometime add weird ppl to ur contact's as you can tell them to f off when they try to text you later give her a break!!!!!
oh, the people you meet on the CTA................
I never said she was smart 4:00, but maybe it's in her phone so if he ever calls her again, she knows not to answer...
wow. live a little and hook a guy up
agreed. who gets a number from a guy that they aren't interested in? unless you like screwing with people, don't lead men on by asking for their numbers and then shooting them down. weird bus guy deserves a good fuck just as much as the next guy, and since your toying with his mind, you do it.
they proly fooled around anyways
this made my day!! LMAO!
oh my god...people need to remember that this site is for FUN- not for analyzing peoples' lives and tearing them down for their decisions. get over it.
are you really actually rolling on the floor laughing 4:00?
that shows that Chicagoans have class.
If she hooked up with him everyone would be calling her a whore, give the girl a break for having standards.
4:19 - it's the American Way to have sex with people you don't like or find weird. and not doing so's unAmerican.
4:22 - you're right I saved a bunch of time by abb'ing is. :p
4:15: I have to agree with you, but it still doesn't excuse these assholes thinking she has a duty to get him off.
I too, put numbers in my phone so that I'll actually know who people are when they call. I make photos of them too. And one has a picture of a DO NOT ANSWER sign. Much easier than not having them in my phone and sleepily answering to them anyway.
6/17 4:16 - It was right the first time, dumbass. Let's = Let us
This is why I don't ride the CTA anymore.
I love getting texts from random guys saved in my phone, makes me chuckle and rejecting them is a whole lot sweeter.
So freakin funny!!! I thought i was the only one who had social run ins with the bus crazys