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  • this was one of the funniest things i've ever read!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:28pm
  • why did she give out her number if she is going to be judgemental like that towards him...she sounds fake to me...at least get to know the person before judging them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:33am
  • 4:52...relax baby girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:53pm
  • hook up with weird bus guy end up with weird STD.... you hook up with him 3:55

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:56pm
  • gotta say I'm with you, 4:52. People, just laugh. Stop trying to label people. It's funny, and that's enough.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:59pm
  • Let me get this straight: She's probably a whore because she DIDN'T sleep with this guy? That's new...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:44pm
  • oh dear. i just laughed. a lot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:10pm
  • if you take someones number or give out your number you are OBLIGATED to sleep w/ them regardless... It's like a rule or contract or something...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:30pm
  • 6:26 yes!! i also save numbers that i dont want to talk to. i still want to know they called

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:40am
  • i think i met weird bus guy last night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:27pm
  • 3:56...well, if she's dumb enough to actually put his number in her phone, then she should at least give him a hand job or something

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:00pm
  • aaaahahahaha totally been there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:52pm
  • i love the people you meet on the CTA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:57pm
  • Obviously she put his number in her phone as "Weird Bus Guy" to warn her if he ever tried this shit, instead of having no idea whose number it was.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:01am
  • Why the hell would you exchange numbers with someone you'd PERSONALLY identify as "Weird Bus Guy", to begin with?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:42pm
  • Listen up, ladies. New rule. If a guy is in our phones, we have to get him off. Um, WTF, 4:00?? You deserve to be in someone's phone as "Weird Bus Guy."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:14pm
  • way to tell it like it is! Awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:03pm
  • lol Why are you texting/calling your mailman, anyway? xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:01pm
  • Sounds like response Bud Bundy would get on Married with Children...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:15pm
  • 6:12, so you don't want to pay for their drinks, you just want to control the ordering? You're probably the guy that takes a girl out for dinner and decides her entire order for her. If you're not going to buy a girl a drink don't order it, let her get her own. It's very simple.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:39am
  • 6:26 - Hence the reason I don't buy most women drinks at a bar. The looks on your faces when I ask "so what name is your tab under?" is priceless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:12pm
  • Let's is actually acceptable, 4:16. You know, some call it a contraction. Let's = Let us. Get a dictionary.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:20pm
  • Top five best texts on this site! I love the response

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:40pm
  • 6:26 you speak the real woman truth and I like it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:39pm
  • I always put names like that in my phone, like i have a "tony 5-0" which means he is a cop or a "mailman mike" he is my mailman, it helps remeber so that when you do get texts from randoms at least you know who it is!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:49pm
  • 1) she probably has in the past but doesnt recall 2) she more than likely is in fact a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:15pm
  • you guys all suck..chill and stop arguing people say stuff just to piss you tight asses off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:49pm
  • I love the first thing guys think to say when they've been denied is OMG SHE'S SUCH A WHOOOORE!!!1! ugh god, it's so pathetic and immature.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:24pm
  • 4:03...i never answer calls i don't recognize...that's the beauty of voicemail ;) and she never had to put his number in her phone in the first place...imagine that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:05pm
  • ummmm bang bus? maybe?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:28am
  • i love it when people get uptight. its funny to watch the douchebags loose their cool, which they probably never had it anyways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:00pm
  • BEST EVORZ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DENIED

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:13pm
  • you have to sometime add weird ppl to ur contact's as you can tell them to f off when they try to text you later give her a break!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:35pm
  • jerk him off, sheesh give the weird creep a break......maybe he's hung like a horse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:04pm
  • hi-fucking-larious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:29pm
  • why has no one asked why she gave him her no. rather than why she saved hi no?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:10pm
  • Haha the honesty in that response text makes me think I would like the girl who wrote it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:20am
  • they have do not answer ring tone's you know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:55pm
  • i put numbers in my phone to make sure i remember who they are and don't answer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:55pm
  • of course she has a duty to get him off.....why take his number then.....stupid teases.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:24pm
  • Grammar check Let's = Lets :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:16pm
  • did he text back? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:56pm
  • Ok if you saw a random number with "Lets Bang" in it wouldnt you... A. Ignore it B. Tell him to fuck off C. Go bang

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:08am
  • That shit is funny. FAIL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:13pm
  • agreed. who gets a number from a guy that they aren't interested in? unless you like screwing with people, don't lead men on by asking for their numbers and then shooting them down. weird bus guy deserves a good fuck just as much as the next guy, and since your toying with his mind, you do it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:30am
  • Ya some girls don't remember putting numbers in their phones, but if they're smart they put them as "don't answer!!!!" lol. Like muah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:10pm
  • i give my number out all the time, that definitely doesn't mean i want to fuck you. that means i enjoyed you buying all my drinks at the bar, and thats how i show my gratitude. if you were actually attractive, ill answer when you call.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:26pm
  • seriously you people are pigs, this text is hilarious, but in no way means you know anything about this girl or her sexual habbits. sounds to me like a bunch of bitter people with too much time on their hands.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:41pm
  • It now known people dont have time to spell out "is" people should use ( 's ) in all sentence using is. You'll save mucho time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:22pm
  • i love that "weird bus guy" is from cleveland. makes total sense!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:09pm
  • THATSA DEAL BREAKERRR

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:06pm
  • hahahaha - "let's bang"? are you serious? unless you know she'll say yes to something as unsexy as that you either doing it for shits and giggles or are just plain dumb. I don't know, but either way it's hilarious. plus the whole "weird bus guy" part makes it priceless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:57pm
  • has no one ever been that drunk where you give your number out to someone because at the time, it seems like a good idea and they turn out to be creepy? Everyone who says no is a lying twat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:38pm
  • that shows that Chicagoans have class.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:51am
  • oh, the people you meet on the CTA................

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:41am
  • I too, put numbers in my phone so that I'll actually know who people are when they call. I make photos of them too. And one has a picture of a DO NOT ANSWER sign. Much easier than not having them in my phone and sleepily answering to them anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:12pm
  • they proly fooled around anyways

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:32pm
  • oh my god...people need to remember that this site is for FUN- not for analyzing peoples' lives and tearing them down for their decisions. get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:52pm
  • I never said she was smart 4:00, but maybe it's in her phone so if he ever calls her again, she knows not to answer...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:03pm
  • wow. live a little and hook a guy up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:55pm
  • this made my day!! LMAO!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:40pm
  • 4:15: I have to agree with you, but it still doesn't excuse these assholes thinking she has a duty to get him off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:19pm
  • are you really actually rolling on the floor laughing 4:00?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:13pm
  • I love getting texts from random guys saved in my phone, makes me chuckle and rejecting them is a whole lot sweeter.

    Submitted by squirtle90 on Sep 2, 10 at 6:20pm
  • 6/17 4:16 - It was right the first time, dumbass. Let's = Let us This is why I don't ride the CTA anymore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 3:10am
  • 4:19 - it's the American Way to have sex with people you don't like or find weird. and not doing so's unAmerican. 4:22 - you're right I saved a bunch of time by abb'ing is. :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:26pm
  • If she hooked up with him everyone would be calling her a whore, give the girl a break for having standards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:07pm
  • So freakin funny!!! I thought i was the only one who had social run ins with the bus crazys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:31am