I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
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Dude needs to go have a sympathy beer with the Prince Albert doc from earlier.
the doctor is in..
I see what you did there.
Be glad you didn't have to extract the flowers from her boyfriend.
You don't have to rub it in!
She spent part of her Valentine's day getting fingerbanged by a hot, funny doctor. Coincidence?
Roflmao! I can so hear one of my ER Docs saying this!
Was there a card so she knew who they were from?
"Everybody knows it's a C-class..."
Who says the doctor is a man?
Not a food-fetish girl, but love this! Kudos!!!
If you're going to put something in there, make sure you can get it out either by yourself, or your partner...
You took candy hearts out of san diego? Oh a WOMANS vagina. Nevermind.
Isn't it supposed to be a "whales vagina"? Nice attempt at a Ron Burgundy reference... Not.
I'm starting to think Medical School is a good idea
Says the guy not in med school. I promise you it's not that great.
Was she Standing On the Corner, Minding her Own Business when they got in there?
I once put a clementine inside my girlfriend. It got stuck. She tried to push it out and it wouldn't come out. I had to finally get her to push while I jammed a finger through the peel, and hook it out. In pieces. Was damn near to a partial birth abortion.
Who says the man is a doctor?
oh i guess OP being a doctor would make more sense than them being a man whore... damn, reading too much tfln these days
This is why I never went to Med School.
Am I the only one who read this as "EATING candy hearts from a woman's vagina"? 'Cause getting paid to do that, enough to buy a Mercedes, would have been pretty okay, all things considered.
There is some nasty pussy out there my friend
I don't always eat pussy, but when I do.. I make sure it's clean.\nstay thirsty my friends.
you need a squirter if your so thirty
Slammin Buy something that doesn't suck..? Mercedes AMG cars are super nasty. Yeah there's cooler cars out there but they far from suck.
One year, on Balentimes day...
good lord, buy something that doesnt suck and actually comes with an oil dipstick
Wouldn't it have been quicker to just suck them out? Lol