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  • Dude needs to go have a sympathy beer with the Prince Albert doc from earlier.

    Submitted by thatrandom1 on Feb 15, 12 at 4:49pm
  • the doctor is in..

    Submitted by nunubeest on Feb 15, 12 at 9:37pm
  • Be glad you didn't have to extract the flowers from her boyfriend.

    Submitted by porksword on Feb 15, 12 at 5:06pm
  • You don't have to rub it in!

    Submitted by Problywasme on Feb 15, 12 at 3:44pm
  • Roflmao! I can so hear one of my ER Docs saying this!

    Submitted by katiegirl1980 on Feb 15, 12 at 3:32pm
  • She spent part of her Valentine's day getting fingerbanged by a hot, funny doctor. Coincidence?

    Submitted by SauceQueen on Feb 16, 12 at 1:48am
  • Was there a card so she knew who they were from?

    Submitted by porksword on Feb 15, 12 at 5:04pm
  • "Everybody knows it's a C-class..."

    Submitted by 909Berdoo on Feb 15, 12 at 5:28pm
  • Who says the doctor is a man?

    Submitted by torchi21 on Feb 15, 12 at 5:08pm
  • Priorities, man.

    Submitted by HIGH_SPEED_DIRT on Feb 15, 12 at 3:38pm
  • Not a food-fetish girl, but love this! Kudos!!!

    Submitted by nellebelle on Feb 15, 12 at 4:26pm
  • If you're going to put something in there, make sure you can get it out either by yourself, or your partner...

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Feb 17, 12 at 1:43pm
  • You took candy hearts out of san diego? Oh a WOMANS vagina. Nevermind.

    Submitted by wxmanify on Feb 15, 12 at 5:54pm
    • Isn't it supposed to be a "whales vagina"? Nice attempt at a Ron Burgundy reference... Not.

      Submitted by Thatzwhatshesaid on Feb 16, 12 at 3:10pm
  • I once put a clementine inside my girlfriend. It got stuck. She tried to push it out and it wouldn't come out. I had to finally get her to push while I jammed a finger through the peel, and hook it out. In pieces. Was damn near to a partial birth abortion.

    Submitted by Thard on Feb 19, 12 at 9:35am
  • I'm starting to think Medical School is a good idea

    Submitted by Phys on Feb 15, 12 at 4:56pm
    • Says the guy not in med school. I promise you it's not that great.

      Submitted by SserPrun95 on Feb 15, 12 at 11:03pm
  • Was she Standing On the Corner, Minding her Own Business when they got in there?

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 16, 12 at 1:56am
  • Who says the man is a doctor?

    Submitted by ElleNicole28 on Feb 17, 12 at 12:55pm
  • oh i guess OP being a doctor would make more sense than them being a man whore... damn, reading too much tfln these days

    Submitted by larphraulen on Feb 18, 12 at 8:28am
  • One year, on Balentimes day...

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Feb 16, 12 at 9:58am
  • This is why I never went to Med School.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 16, 12 at 6:20am
  • You manwhore.

    Submitted by Nero905 on Feb 15, 12 at 4:18pm
  • Am I the only one who read this as "EATING candy hearts from a woman's vagina"? 'Cause getting paid to do that, enough to buy a Mercedes, would have been pretty okay, all things considered.

    Submitted by TheMarshal on Feb 15, 12 at 4:14pm
  • Slammin Buy something that doesn't suck..? Mercedes AMG cars are super nasty. Yeah there's cooler cars out there but they far from suck.

    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Feb 15, 12 at 5:27pm
  • good lord, buy something that doesnt suck and actually comes with an oil dipstick

    Submitted by slammin211s on Feb 15, 12 at 3:38pm
  • ....

    Submitted by PurePosionMind on Jul 2, 17 at 10:07pm
  • Wouldn't it have been quicker to just suck them out? Lol

    Submitted by mthib on Feb 15, 12 at 7:25pm