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  • Submitted by dinasaurus_rex on Oct 2, 10 at 2:35am

    Who cares if it's fake. It's funny.

  • Submitted by bitethebulleit on Oct 1, 10 at 1:47pm

    I'm going to call bs... never heard of a blood test being done that fast

    • Submitted by CIT on Oct 1, 10 at 2:07pm

      I've had tests done that fast (pgcy tests for hCg), but they don't just randomly test for alcohol.

    • Submitted by shutupred on Oct 1, 10 at 9:50pm

      If you're in the ER they make you wait for your test results, and they are done that fast.

    • Submitted by tsfm on Oct 2, 10 at 2:51am

      Even in the (less than) hour that it takes for a blood test, you're still drunk.

  • Submitted by CIT on Oct 1, 10 at 2:06pm

    Sure, but why would they be testing for BAC if the OP was sick? They don't typically just run extra tests, b/c those cost extra money.

    • Submitted by cb43569 on Oct 3, 10 at 6:46pm

      Maybe they were checkin for alcohol poisoning?

  • Submitted by carmencita on Oct 1, 10 at 8:20pm

    A CBC can be done in the doctors office with a blood sample and yield immediate results; however, most CBCs do not test BAC...

  • Submitted by bamagirl_rtr on Oct 12, 10 at 9:37pm

    " I can't stop throwing up, what's wrong with me?" " your drunk dumbass" yea that would be an epic fail, funny tho.

  • Submitted by SALIA on Oct 3, 10 at 11:44pm

    Yeah, the tests were being coherent and walking in a straight line. He failed.

  • Submitted by urallstupid on Oct 1, 10 at 2:31pm


  • Submitted by bslaw83 on Oct 1, 10 at 1:48pm

    What kind of doctor immediately walks back in with results??

    • Submitted by tsfm on Oct 2, 10 at 2:52am

      No where does it say they walked right back in. Learn to read.

  • Submitted by hooligans on Oct 5, 10 at 11:56am

    Maybe they tested bt to see if he had alcohol poisoning.

  • Submitted by kendykane on Oct 1, 10 at 2:04pm

    it could have been a simple test, like WBC.

    • Submitted by shutupred on Oct 1, 10 at 9:52pm

      Those show nothing having to do with drunkenness. It was either a blood alcohol level, or a GGT, which shows liver damage due to alcohol.

  • Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 26, 12 at 1:35am

    Ya blood test isn't that fast... Has to be sent to a lab

  • Submitted by hammer18 on Oct 1, 10 at 2:01pm

    B to S bitch!

  • Submitted by Attica on Oct 2, 10 at 6:00pm

    I don't know much about it, but they may not have needed to test specifically for it in order to tell the person was drunk, it could be that the blood shows some kind of noticeable abnormality that suggests it while they are testing for something else

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  • Submitted by kendramclean44 on Jan 12, 12 at 1:48am

    Fake or not, this is hilarious. Props.

  • Submitted by Fakeasshittexts on Aug 21, 12 at 10:39pm

    You're a fucking idiot... Would never happen you retard

  • Submitted by packgrl9 on Oct 3, 10 at 12:44am

    It's called a shows recent alcohol intake. Believe it, it's real.

  • Submitted by rob_gv on Oct 1, 10 at 2:46pm

    Keeping it classy in la Valle.

  • Submitted by mlyoung on Oct 15, 12 at 9:15am

    A GGT does not show BAC that is a specific test and it CANNOT be run in a doctors office. It also takes several hours. A CBC only shows cell counts.