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  • I so did this a couple of times...LMAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:11pm
  • I knew a dude that pisses himself and a girl that pisses herself. I managed to get them to hook up one drunk night. Hilarity ensued.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:17am
  • I should have blamed it on the dog... Dammit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 1:34pm
  • This is the kind of class Wichitans are proud to bring to Lawrence.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:40pm
  • There was a chick that randomly showed up at our condo at spring break. Initially we called her the drifter, because we were sure this was not her first time to crash at a strangers condo. Then she F***ed one fraternity brother, went to bed with another, and pissed all over him. Her name was quickly, and appropriately, changed to pisser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:29pm
  • i was so freaked out when it happened to me, i layed on a towel the rest of the night and when i woke up you couldn't see it..... i never said anything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:40am
  • i think this one "I had a friend who everytime we drank and crashed at my house he would piss on my F**king couch!" is about me!!!!! hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:49am
  • I love this exchange.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:43pm
  • God damnit, not everyone in the ICT is like this...swear to God I've never been pissed drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:56pm
  • I pissed in my boyfriend's dresser drawer once. He married me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:20pm
  • At least wake me up first - I don't mind being pissed on if it's sexual

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:56am
  • This is sooooo Kansas!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 4:46am
  • I had a friend who everytime we drank and crashed at my house he would piss on my F**king couch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:41pm
  • lmao what is goin on!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:00pm
  • its nice that the only texts from wichita are about peeing or crapping your pants hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:32pm
  • mmm kansas, keepin' it classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 2:37pm
  • hahaha one of my friends hooked up with a this guy in ANOTHER kid's bed, peed it, tried to iron her pants dry, burnt her legs, then left. HAAAAAAAAA

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:47am
  • OMG!!! I did this once!!! But I said it was the dog :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:23am
  • I have go drop off some dry cleaning today. Guess why?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:39pm
  • He totally believed me that it was the dog too... even though the dog was smaller than the pee spot

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:11am
  • I just moved to kansas and your rite people here are fucktards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:32pm
  • the second time i ever hung out with my ex, i had 15 shots of patron silver and peed all over him while we were cuddling, but we were together for almost two years after that.....then again, notice the usage of the past tense in this post.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:29pm
  • Way to go Shani! Schlut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:26pm
  • he's not a keeper, he's desperate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:05pm
  • i know someone who did this... they're still together, haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:35am
  • had a crush on this kid for a little while now, we finally hung out, i woke up in the middle of the night cold, realized it was wet around me, thought i wet the bed, then realized it was him... we were spooning

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 6:59pm
  • LOL at "He totally believed me that it was the dog too... even though the dog was smaller than the pee spot"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 12:32pm
  • I've been peed on twice now... one of those broads still owes me $40 for the dry cleaning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:16pm
  • sounds funny..lols!

    Submitted by makulit_21 on Mar 28, 11 at 10:57pm
  • We're classy here in the ICT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:51am
  • haha

    Submitted by vballgirl2000 on Aug 12, 10 at 1:42am
  • Haha a match made in bed pissing heaven

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 5:29am