I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
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I so did this a couple of times...LMAO
There was a chick that randomly showed up at our condo at spring break. Initially we called her the drifter, because we were sure this was not her first time to crash at a strangers condo. Then she F***ed one fraternity brother, went to bed with another, and pissed all over him. Her name was quickly, and appropriately, changed to pisser.
I should have blamed it on the dog... Dammit!
i was so freaked out when it happened to me, i layed on a towel the rest of the night and when i woke up you couldn't see it.....
i never said anything.
I knew a dude that pisses himself and a girl that pisses herself. I managed to get them to hook up one drunk night. Hilarity ensued.
This is the kind of class Wichitans are proud to bring to Lawrence.
I pissed in my boyfriend's dresser drawer once. He married me.
I love this exchange.
mmm kansas, keepin' it classy.
At least wake me up first - I don't mind being pissed on if it's sexual
God damnit, not everyone in the ICT is like this...swear to God I've never been pissed drunk.
He totally believed me that it was the dog too... even though the dog was smaller than the pee spot
i think this one "I had a friend who everytime we drank and crashed at my house he would piss on my F**king couch!" is about me!!!!! hahaha
OMG!!! I did this once!!! But I said it was the dog :-)
This is sooooo Kansas!!
I had a friend who everytime we drank and crashed at my house he would piss on my F**king couch!
hahaha one of my friends hooked up with a this guy in ANOTHER kid's bed, peed it, tried to iron her pants dry, burnt her legs, then left. HAAAAAAAAA
I have go drop off some dry cleaning today. Guess why?
lmao what is goin on!!!!!!!
Way to go Shani! Schlut.
its nice that the only texts from wichita are about peeing or crapping your pants hahaha
the second time i ever hung out with my ex, i had 15 shots of patron silver and peed all over him while we were cuddling, but we were together for almost two years after that.....then again, notice the usage of the past tense in this post.....
had a crush on this kid for a little while now, we finally hung out, i woke up in the middle of the night cold, realized it was wet around me, thought i wet the bed, then realized it was him... we were spooning
he's not a keeper, he's desperate.
i know someone who did this... they're still together, haha
I've been peed on twice now... one of those broads still owes me $40 for the dry cleaning.
I just moved to kansas and your rite people here are fucktards
LOL at "He totally believed me that it was the dog too... even though the dog was smaller than the pee spot"
We're classy here in the ICT.
Haha a match made in bed pissing heaven