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  • ...oh, and watch their kid so they don't lose a limb.

    Submitted by BlackSheepParty on Aug 22, 10 at 10:14pm
    • everyone in the 858 has hopefully upped their standards when choosing a babysitter

      Submitted by StonedKoala on Aug 23, 10 at 9:30am
  • But does it have a dental plan?

    Submitted by regalbeagle on Aug 22, 10 at 10:35pm
  • I've done this too. When the kid is asleep what else are you supposed to do?

    Submitted by annaliese on Aug 23, 10 at 12:10am
  • congrats, in a couple years you can also thank me for your welfare check, asshole

    Submitted by 121 on Aug 22, 10 at 10:48pm
  • Great work if you can get it. Count me in..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 10 at 10:13pm
  • You could do this long-term, minus the kids. Go work at a tv station in master control.

    Submitted by Ash77 on Aug 23, 10 at 6:24am
  • And no taxes!

    Submitted by CherryPoppa on Aug 23, 10 at 12:17am
  • I used to babysit and did the same thing, as long as the kid was asleep or watching a movie. Oh, and you forgot, they pay you to play silly games with kids, and to eat the food in the fridge. The parents always told me "You're welcome to anything...eat whatever you want..."

    Submitted by queenie5144 on Aug 23, 10 at 9:56am
  • and the kids do the same?

    Submitted by johnlaw on Aug 23, 10 at 5:43am
  • I'm sure the dad enjoys destiny with you too, cheaper than those call lines or a whore.

    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 23, 10 at 7:33am
  • ... Livin the American Dream...

    Submitted by Lyoo118 on Aug 23, 10 at 11:22pm
  • Aha. So u're the babysitter in the YouTube video that the kid sent in. Look it up - "My loser babysitter sexting while I was supposed to be sleeping".

    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 23, 10 at 11:59am
  • It's all fun and games until they catch you with the nanny-cam. Have fun explaining that one. I don't think parents will think it's funny.

    Submitted by wilderwife on Aug 24, 10 at 12:27am
  • don't fuckin hate because you work a shit job and this kid lucked out.

    Submitted by emmykb on Aug 23, 10 at 3:49am
  • i do the same thing cept i get $15 an hour! i know right? rich ass white people. babysitting is awsome

    Submitted by SkeetMan on Aug 24, 10 at 4:30am
  • Give me your number I'll make sure your the first on my list

    Submitted by orangemonkey17 on Aug 22, 10 at 11:13pm
  • I soooo do this too.

    Submitted by Aussie98045 on Aug 22, 10 at 11:58pm
  • Haha i do it all the time best job ever

    Submitted by inpossibllegrl on Aug 23, 10 at 4:49pm
  • Great to know. Maybe I'll hire you..

    Submitted by TiMnAsTy on Aug 22, 10 at 10:30pm
  • Buddyyy, me too. No dead kidsss.

    Submitted by kjfree on Aug 23, 10 at 2:05am
  • master control ftw. it really is that awesome.

    Submitted by stevebauer on Aug 23, 10 at 12:30pm