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  • Submitted by BlackSheepParty on Aug 22, 10 at 10:14pm

    ...oh, and watch their kid so they don't lose a limb.

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      Submitted by StonedKoala on Aug 23, 10 at 9:30am

      everyone in the 858 has hopefully upped their standards when choosing a babysitter

  • Submitted by regalbeagle on Aug 22, 10 at 10:35pm

    But does it have a dental plan?

  • Submitted by annaliese on Aug 23, 10 at 12:10am

    I've done this too. When the kid is asleep what else are you supposed to do?

  • Submitted by 121 on Aug 22, 10 at 10:48pm

    congrats, in a couple years you can also thank me for your welfare check, asshole

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 10 at 10:13pm

    Great work if you can get it. Count me in..

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    Submitted by queenie5144 on Aug 23, 10 at 9:56am

    I used to babysit and did the same thing, as long as the kid was asleep or watching a movie. Oh, and you forgot, they pay you to play silly games with kids, and to eat the food in the fridge. The parents always told me "You're welcome to anything...eat whatever you want..."

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    Submitted by CherryPoppa on Aug 23, 10 at 12:17am

    And no taxes!

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    Submitted by johnlaw on Aug 23, 10 at 5:43am

    and the kids do the same?

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    Submitted by Lyoo118 on Aug 23, 10 at 11:22pm

    ... Livin the American Dream...

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    Submitted by Ash77 on Aug 23, 10 at 6:24am

    You could do this long-term, minus the kids. Go work at a tv station in master control.

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    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 23, 10 at 11:59am

    Aha. So u're the babysitter in the YouTube video that the kid sent in. Look it up - "My loser babysitter sexting while I was supposed to be sleeping".

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    Submitted by wilderwife on Aug 24, 10 at 12:27am

    It's all fun and games until they catch you with the nanny-cam. Have fun explaining that one. I don't think parents will think it's funny.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 23, 10 at 7:33am

    I'm sure the dad enjoys destiny with you too, cheaper than those call lines or a whore.

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    Submitted by emmykb on Aug 23, 10 at 3:49am

    don't fuckin hate because you work a shit job and this kid lucked out.

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    Submitted by SkeetMan on Aug 24, 10 at 4:30am

    i do the same thing cept i get $15 an hour! i know right? rich ass white people. babysitting is awsome

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    Submitted by Aussie98045 on Aug 22, 10 at 11:58pm

    I soooo do this too.

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    Submitted by orangemonkey17 on Aug 22, 10 at 11:13pm

    Give me your number I'll make sure your the first on my list

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    Submitted by TiMnAsTy on Aug 22, 10 at 10:30pm

    Great to know. Maybe I'll hire you..

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    Submitted by stevebauer on Aug 23, 10 at 12:30pm

    master control ftw. it really is that awesome.

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    Submitted by inpossibllegrl on Aug 23, 10 at 4:49pm

    Haha i do it all the time best job ever

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    Submitted by kjfree on Aug 23, 10 at 2:05am

    Buddyyy, me too. No dead kidsss.