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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:48pm

    This is epic. People stop calling everything you see fake. Just because your shit isn't funny, don't bitch about everyone else. On another note, I aspire to be like the person that received this text! haha

    • 45 81
      Submitted by wherearewe on Apr 11, 11 at 1:47am

      Haha, amen to that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:04pm

    484 is a Pennsylvania area code. It's pretty clear the sender was either traveling or moved to New York. It's not unreasonable to inform someone where you are, especially if you're not normally there, or if there's no other reason for them to expect you to be there, e.g. if you haven't talked to them in a while. Mentioning they're in New York doesn't make this fake. It just means word of mouth travels, where by mouth I actually mean head.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:49pm

    there are big sluts from PA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 3:31pm

    I live in my little fairy tale world where I believe that all these texts are real, and that's the way I want to live my life. If you think these are all fake, find another website and quit ruining this for me. PS News travels fast, and good blow jobs are newsworthy.

  • 74 57
    Submitted by dopegirlfreshhh on Oct 4, 10 at 12:41am

    hey 1:20.. you don't need to not have a gag reflex to give good head! (;

  • 76 64
    Submitted by cosmowoman on Nov 26, 10 at 12:54am

    @Vix, from the Over educated nympho.\n\nThis is you right?

  • 87 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 5:53pm

    I'll have what he's having!

  • 81 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:52pm

    TFLN doesn't post anything, moron. Morons post things to TFLN. For Christ's sake.

  • 86 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:50pm

    I would be proud of your sister too!

  • 70 67
    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Apr 15, 10 at 8:41pm

    REAL

  • 78 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 8:16pm

    Yeah! Ny represent!!

  • 79 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:20am

    Why does she have to be a slut to give good head? Raw talent people, give props to the women with no gag reflexes.

    • 32 33
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 2, 12 at 8:23pm

      Good point. Good girls do all the same things bad girls do. They just don't get caught.

  • 70 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 5:46pm

    ah, gotta love whore friends. they make the world go 'round.

  • 77 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 11:09am

    Ah, makes me proud to be a PA girl

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:39am

    the question is...2 hours by foot, car, or plane???

  • 78 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:12pm

    hurray for traveling hoe-ness!

  • 73 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 11:19pm

    Ha, wow, I want to take lessons from that bitch!

    • 41 56
      Submitted by Kero on Oct 31, 11 at 9:50am

      I wanna take head from that girl!!

  • 74 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:15am

    Even though it's probably fake I'll pretend it's real if the OP can introduce me to her friend!

  • 71 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:58am

    mad respect to the girl. i aspire to be that newsworthy one day haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:44pm

    maybe i should check my phone, sounds like the kind of text i'd get from my friends lol

  • 73 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:36pm

    hahaha this is so awesome, mad props=)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 8:19pm

    4:32-- no one forces you to read this stuff... if you don't like it, go somewhere else. Oh, and "POOP"? Really? What are you, five?

  • 55 63
    Submitted by BayBelle88 on Jul 25, 10 at 4:38pm

    Fuck yes.

  • 46 46
    Submitted by loganLPHcheer on Feb 14, 11 at 11:04pm

    Dually noted;)

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:22am

    Must be pretty good if they were talking about

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:50pm

    you need to re-evaluate your priorities

  • 65 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:35am

    That is pretty impressive

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 8:57pm

    This came in from a 315 search which is Syracuse. Bunch of SU hoes...Especially musical hobbits who studied there

  • 64 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:40am

    hahaha...PA girls represent!!! something my bff would send me =)

  • 63 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 9:52pm

    unless this guy said the girl's first and last name how the fuck would you know it was her?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:57pm

    wow. props to the girl. that's epic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:51pm

    That girl is offically my hero.

  • 32 34
    Submitted by sambones on Jan 31, 12 at 12:03pm

    I'm glad that douchebags always date sluts. It weeds them out for all the good people. Also, no decent, respectable person would date either of those two. Or sleep with either for that matter.

  • 63 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 8:11pm

    hahahahahah wait so funny!

  • 47 70
    Submitted by shweep on Apr 18, 10 at 12:28am

    whore

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:15am

    Lol PA ftw? what was her name

  • 40 59
    Submitted by dmavila5 on May 18, 11 at 6:59pm

    One day I want someone to say that about my bj's!

  • 52 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 8:14pm

    thats why i'm easy.... easy like sunday morning

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:35pm

    Hahah that's the best text ever.

  • 51 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 8:06pm

    I wish that text was sent to me :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:53am

    Hehe that's like me n' my friends. We all like the gucci of bj!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:10pm

    That would happen to me. I've given too many guys head from all around america.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:23pm

    4:16, how? new york is kinda big. maybe the person who got that text doesnt live in new york

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 7:44am

    they overheard a conversation, so its not possible that someone could have the same name as your friend, that actually lives in town.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:24am

    this happened to me!!! no joke. i was proud.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:16pm

    fake otherwise they wouldn't need to throw in "i'm in new york. over 2 hours away from where you live" - it'd be kind of evident to the texter how far new york is from there. otherwise this would have been a bomb ass text.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:09pm

    This makes no sense, there's no way it could be real.