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  • This is epic. People stop calling everything you see fake. Just because your shit isn't funny, don't bitch about everyone else. On another note, I aspire to be like the person that received this text! haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:48pm
  • 484 is a Pennsylvania area code. It's pretty clear the sender was either traveling or moved to New York. It's not unreasonable to inform someone where you are, especially if you're not normally there, or if there's no other reason for them to expect you to be there, e.g. if you haven't talked to them in a while. Mentioning they're in New York doesn't make this fake. It just means word of mouth travels, where by mouth I actually mean head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:04pm
  • I'll have what he's having!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 5:53pm
  • hey 1:20.. you don't need to not have a gag reflex to give good head! (;

    Submitted by dopegirlfreshhh on Oct 4, 10 at 12:41am
  • TFLN doesn't post anything, moron. Morons post things to TFLN. For Christ's sake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:52pm
  • I would be proud of your sister too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:50pm
  • @Vix, from the Over educated nympho.\n\nThis is you right?

    Submitted by cosmowoman on Nov 26, 10 at 12:54am
  • I live in my little fairy tale world where I believe that all these texts are real, and that's the way I want to live my life. If you think these are all fake, find another website and quit ruining this for me. PS News travels fast, and good blow jobs are newsworthy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 3:31pm
  • Why does she have to be a slut to give good head? Raw talent people, give props to the women with no gag reflexes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:20am
    • Good point. Good girls do all the same things bad girls do. They just don't get caught.

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 2, 12 at 8:23pm
  • there are big sluts from PA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:49pm
  • Ah, makes me proud to be a PA girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 11:09am
  • REAL

    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Apr 15, 10 at 8:41pm
  • ah, gotta love whore friends. they make the world go 'round.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 5:46pm
  • hahaha...PA girls represent!!! something my bff would send me =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:40am
  • Dually noted;)

    Submitted by loganLPHcheer on Feb 14, 11 at 11:04pm
  • That is pretty impressive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:35am
  • hurray for traveling hoe-ness!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:12pm
  • Ha, wow, I want to take lessons from that bitch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 11:19pm
  • This came in from a 315 search which is Syracuse. Bunch of SU hoes...Especially musical hobbits who studied there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 8:57pm
  • Fuck yes.

    Submitted by BayBelle88 on Jul 25, 10 at 4:38pm
  • Yeah! Ny represent!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 8:16pm
  • Even though it's probably fake I'll pretend it's real if the OP can introduce me to her friend!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:15am
  • the question is...2 hours by foot, car, or plane???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:39am
  • unless this guy said the girl's first and last name how the fuck would you know it was her?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 9:52pm
  • mad respect to the girl. i aspire to be that newsworthy one day haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:58am
  • wow. props to the girl. that's epic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:57pm
  • hahaha this is so awesome, mad props=)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:36pm
  • maybe i should check my phone, sounds like the kind of text i'd get from my friends lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:44pm
  • you need to re-evaluate your priorities

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:50pm
  • Lol PA ftw? what was her name

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:15am
  • Must be pretty good if they were talking about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:22am
  • hahahahahah wait so funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 8:11pm
  • I'm glad that douchebags always date sluts. It weeds them out for all the good people. Also, no decent, respectable person would date either of those two. Or sleep with either for that matter.

    Submitted by sambones on Jan 31, 12 at 12:03pm
  • That would happen to me. I've given too many guys head from all around america.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:10pm
  • One day I want someone to say that about my bj's!

    Submitted by dmavila5 on May 18, 11 at 6:59pm
  • 4:32-- no one forces you to read this stuff... if you don't like it, go somewhere else. Oh, and "POOP"? Really? What are you, five?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 8:19pm
  • That girl is offically my hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:51pm
  • Hahah that's the best text ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:35pm
  • Hehe that's like me n' my friends. We all like the gucci of bj!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:53am
  • I wish that text was sent to me :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 8:06pm
  • thats why i'm easy.... easy like sunday morning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 8:14pm
  • whore

    Submitted by shweep on Apr 18, 10 at 12:28am
  • 4:16, how? new york is kinda big. maybe the person who got that text doesnt live in new york

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:23pm
  • fake otherwise they wouldn't need to throw in "i'm in new york. over 2 hours away from where you live" - it'd be kind of evident to the texter how far new york is from there. otherwise this would have been a bomb ass text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:16pm
  • they overheard a conversation, so its not possible that someone could have the same name as your friend, that actually lives in town.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 7:44am
  • This makes no sense, there's no way it could be real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:09pm
  • this happened to me!!! no joke. i was proud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:24am