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  • Submitted by jplush on Nov 30, 10 at 7:55pm

    That's when you say you'll let them copy your womens bathroom key for their one night stands. Duhhh

  • Submitted by Taipan on Nov 30, 10 at 8:57pm

    Well you've probably slept with them already so I'm sure they'll understand...

  • Submitted by rico1931 on Nov 30, 10 at 3:33pm

    Just tell them you will let them join in if they happen to walk in on you

  • Submitted by ThizzGOBLIN on Nov 30, 10 at 4:09pm

    Take off your clothes and then ask.

  • Submitted by nukefarmer on Nov 30, 10 at 5:48pm

    "Hi, I have explosive diarrhoea and need the convenience of quick access to the mens as well as the ladies." That's non-slutty, if you can still get someone to sleep with you.

  • Submitted by jennyftb on Dec 1, 10 at 11:34pm

    only a slut would try to think of a 'non slutty' way to ask for something

  • Submitted by MontanaWildhack on Nov 30, 10 at 6:50pm

    You could always just lie and say it's for your "boyfriend"

  • Submitted by nerdout270 on Dec 1, 10 at 2:23am

    Just ask them straight up guys appreciate directness. we miss all the "hints".

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 30, 10 at 8:31pm

    The first step to the Twelve Step Slut Program is acceptance.

  • Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 30, 10 at 3:53pm

    I think she meant so they could use the bathroom. But I've been wrong before. Fired!

  • Submitted by cat_slapped_me on Dec 1, 10 at 2:44pm

    dude your bro is coming for a visit duurr thats all they need to know and if they wonder why he doesnt show up ...he bailed :D

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    Submitted by jltc on Sep 11, 12 at 4:16pm

    Good lord, what kind of backward ass school do you go to?