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  • 70 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:48am

    I happen to like how they worded their statement. Languages constantly evolve. Also, I'm a county over from 609 and I wish this woman was my friend.

  • 67 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:04pm

    You'll probably just end up blowing some guy in the stacks.

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 8:38pm

    5:06, don't bother. It's overrated.

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:37pm

    rofl i love this text and i wish she were my friend too.

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:32pm

    hahahahahahahahahahaha. I love this one.

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:53pm

    haha repping the 609 just fineee

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:15pm

    I tried it OP, might wanna invest in Blockbuster

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 8:48pm

    damn no std for me then

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 6:02pm

    A whore ass is a whore ass no matter what building it is in. Take your library card and use it to squeegie off the cum stains from your clothes

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:40am

    "... and staying my whore ass home" - be sure to pick up a book on how to speak English correctly.

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:31pm

    guess I'll be saving my $2 this weekend

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:12pm

    hahaha I love South Jersey!!!!

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 8:47pm

    8:38, no way. there's the thrill of the fact that you might get caught and the need to keep totally silent. it's great.

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:01am

    im into library types that read books and shit

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:41pm

    God, this is one of the best texts on this site.

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:10pm

    I know Ive been there! Keep your head up girl, but dont let it get in your eyes, that shit burns! lol

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:06pm

    i am dying to have sex in a library!

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 5:26am

    4:40 it's a fucking text, get fucked instead of worrying about our grammar

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:27am

    its monday. why are you waiting til next week?

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:10pm

    lol. I've said this before.

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:37am

    lmao!!! i swear this reminded me of something i would say

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:12pm

    hahah this is just awesome... go 609 area code. <3 ocean county

  • 27 42
    Submitted by Stunnin750 on Feb 25, 11 at 2:59pm

    a generation full of quitters