Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
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I happen to like how they worded their statement. Languages constantly evolve.
Also, I'm a county over from 609 and I wish this woman was my friend.
rofl i love this text and i wish she were my friend too.
You'll probably just end up blowing some guy in the stacks.
guess I'll be saving my $2 this weekend
A whore ass is a whore ass no matter what building it is in. Take your library card and use it to squeegie off the cum stains from your clothes
haha repping the 609 just fineee
5:06, don't bother. It's overrated.
damn no std for me then
8:38, no way. there's the thrill of the fact that you might get caught and the need to keep totally silent. it's great.
God, this is one of the best texts on this site.
I tried it OP, might wanna invest in Blockbuster
hahahahahahahahahahaha. I love this one.
im into library types that read books and shit
i am dying to have sex in a library!
a generation full of quitters
"... and staying my whore ass home" - be sure to pick up a book on how to speak English correctly.
hahaha I love South Jersey!!!!
its monday. why are you waiting til next week?
I know Ive been there! Keep your head up girl, but dont let it get in your eyes, that shit burns! lol
lmao!!! i swear this reminded me of something i would say
lol. I've said this before.
4:40 it's a fucking text, get fucked instead of worrying about our grammar
hahah this is just awesome... go 609 area code. <3 ocean county