Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
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guess I'll be saving my $2 this weekend
I happen to like how they worded their statement. Languages constantly evolve.
Also, I'm a county over from 609 and I wish this woman was my friend.
rofl i love this text and i wish she were my friend too.
You'll probably just end up blowing some guy in the stacks.
haha repping the 609 just fineee
5:06, don't bother. It's overrated.
A whore ass is a whore ass no matter what building it is in. Take your library card and use it to squeegie off the cum stains from your clothes
damn no std for me then
God, this is one of the best texts on this site.
8:38, no way. there's the thrill of the fact that you might get caught and the need to keep totally silent. it's great.
I tried it OP, might wanna invest in Blockbuster
hahahahahahahahahahaha. I love this one.
im into library types that read books and shit
i am dying to have sex in a library!
a generation full of quitters
"... and staying my whore ass home" - be sure to pick up a book on how to speak English correctly.
its monday. why are you waiting til next week?
hahaha I love South Jersey!!!!
I know Ive been there! Keep your head up girl, but dont let it get in your eyes, that shit burns! lol
lmao!!! i swear this reminded me of something i would say
lol. I've said this before.
hahah this is just awesome... go 609 area code. <3 ocean county
4:40 it's a fucking text, get fucked instead of worrying about our grammar