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  • Awww I'm sensing some jealousy from 9:34

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:55am
  • I love a girl who chokes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:55am
  • i want to meet this whore & give her a cup of cum

    Submitted by fabolous4real on Mar 24, 10 at 11:47pm
  • Here's to the storks who bring the good babies and the ravens who bring the bad...and here's to the swallows who bring no babies at all!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:54am
  • Maybe you should have some pretzels?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:58pm
  • Fuckin gross u white trash

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:37am
  • Who said it was a girl? Go boy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:54am
  • He must have only one nut cause a teaspoon is pretty weak

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:54am
  • I love a girl that swallows.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:53am
  • I had the same thing... For breakfast!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:32am
  • you gave someone a BJ? wow, that's amazing. really special. you should be so proud of yourself. that's quite a unique skill right there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:34am
  • 10:38, its not THAT gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:50am
  • white trash 10:37? how do you know she (he) is white?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:44am
  • Ahhh, how I love Wisconsin!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:14am
  • A teaspoon? Really? Every time I cum I produce a quart

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:53pm
  • that's actually reeeeally fucking hilarious. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:56pm
  • 9:37 - when did fugly matter when your at a bar and some chick is playing cum dumpster?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:59am
  • Heh I know that feeling :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:39pm
  • Ew I feel nasty after reading this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:08am
  • Oh man, I hate that feeling.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:23pm
  • Don't give a guy head after he eats habanero salsa. I had hella heart burn. Gaviscon saved my life ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:45pm
  • I have to admit that's weak but I was born with one ball so it's not like I can top that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:02pm
  • head back to the bar, bitch, and you can probably line up a quart of cum. Unless you are fugly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:37am
  • if you are a guy, that is HOT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:40pm
  • 3:02......I fucking love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:33am
  • A teaspoon of cum has 5 calories in it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:15am
  • Ew that made me start of my day with a stomach ache ... U have issues

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:41am
  • Hey any true guy wishes their girl would do that for them.. Oh and next time hit me up I'll fill you up...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:00pm
  • That's fucking nasty. It made me gag. Now I have to go to class with that picture in my head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:38am
  • Hahahahahahahh 3:02 only has one nut stupid bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:29pm
  • I'm not sure what it is but this text made my stomach hurt. I actually feel queasy. Maybe it's because I can't process cum as a snack. More like a lugi I guess...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:25pm