I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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Awww I'm sensing some jealousy from 9:34
Here's to the storks who bring the good babies and the ravens who bring the bad...and here's to the swallows who bring no babies at all!
Maybe you should have some pretzels?
i want to meet this whore & give her a cup of cum
I love a girl who chokes
Fuckin gross u white trash
you gave someone a BJ? wow, that's amazing. really special. you should be so proud of yourself. that's quite a unique skill right there.
I love a girl that swallows.
10:38, its not THAT gross.
Who said it was a girl? Go boy!
Ew I feel nasty after reading this.
He must have only one nut cause a teaspoon is pretty weak
I had the same thing... For breakfast!
head back to the bar, bitch, and you can probably line up a quart of cum. Unless you are fugly
A teaspoon? Really? Every time I cum I produce a quart
white trash 10:37? how do you know she (he) is white?
Ahhh, how I love Wisconsin!!
I have to admit that's weak but I was born with one ball so it's not like I can top that...
if you are a guy, that is HOT
Don't give a guy head after he eats habanero salsa. I had hella heart burn. Gaviscon saved my life ha
Heh I know that feeling :)
that's actually reeeeally fucking hilarious. :D
9:37 - when did fugly matter when your at a bar and some chick is playing cum dumpster?
Oh man, I hate that feeling.
A teaspoon of cum has 5 calories in it
Ew that made me start of my day with a stomach ache ... U have issues
3:02......I fucking love you.
That's fucking nasty. It made me gag. Now I have to go to class with that picture in my head.
Hey any true guy wishes their girl would do that for them.. Oh and next time hit me up I'll fill you up...
Hahahahahahahh 3:02 only has one nut stupid bitch
I'm not sure what it is but this text made my stomach hurt. I actually feel queasy. Maybe it's because I can't process cum as a snack. More like a lugi I guess...