I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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Awww I'm sensing some jealousy from 9:34
i want to meet this whore & give her a cup of cum
I love a girl who chokes
Maybe you should have some pretzels?
Here's to the storks who bring the good babies and the ravens who bring the bad...and here's to the swallows who bring no babies at all!
Fuckin gross u white trash
Who said it was a girl? Go boy!
I love a girl that swallows.
He must have only one nut cause a teaspoon is pretty weak
10:38, its not THAT gross.
you gave someone a BJ? wow, that's amazing. really special. you should be so proud of yourself. that's quite a unique skill right there.
I had the same thing... For breakfast!
A teaspoon? Really? Every time I cum I produce a quart
Ahhh, how I love Wisconsin!!
white trash 10:37? how do you know she (he) is white?
Don't give a guy head after he eats habanero salsa. I had hella heart burn. Gaviscon saved my life ha
Ew I feel nasty after reading this.
if you are a guy, that is HOT
Heh I know that feeling :)
Oh man, I hate that feeling.
9:37 - when did fugly matter when your at a bar and some chick is playing cum dumpster?
that's actually reeeeally fucking hilarious. :D
head back to the bar, bitch, and you can probably line up a quart of cum. Unless you are fugly
I have to admit that's weak but I was born with one ball so it's not like I can top that...
Ew that made me start of my day with a stomach ache ... U have issues
A teaspoon of cum has 5 calories in it
3:02......I fucking love you.
Hey any true guy wishes their girl would do that for them.. Oh and next time hit me up I'll fill you up...
That's fucking nasty. It made me gag. Now I have to go to class with that picture in my head.
Hahahahahahahh 3:02 only has one nut stupid bitch
I'm not sure what it is but this text made my stomach hurt. I actually feel queasy. Maybe it's because I can't process cum as a snack. More like a lugi I guess...