So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?