I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.