I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability