Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
27 Drunk People That Pissed Off The Cops And Got What They Deserved
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
what food is Colorado known for?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
These 25 Soulless Industries Have Been Scamming Us For Years
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!