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  • Submitted by theoneone on Oct 14, 10 at 3:31pm

    That's like the girl from last week who leaves panties 2 sizes smaller than she is.

  • Submitted by govint on Oct 14, 10 at 4:19pm

    No, you just give him points for having a big d!ck.

  • Submitted by shitjustgotreal on Oct 14, 10 at 3:51pm

    if only this worked the other way around...

  • Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 14, 10 at 3:23pm

    We just get better and better at being original in our techniques, don't we guys? Very nice display there good sir.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 14, 10 at 4:48pm

    The more the presentation, the more he lacks in edurance.

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    Submitted by Savagejay on Oct 14, 10 at 3:13pm

    Pro move. Props!

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    Submitted by jimmyboy on Oct 14, 10 at 3:15pm

    Brilliant strategy.

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    Submitted by Pelicans on Oct 14, 10 at 3:50pm

    One of the few texts that actually made me laugh. Thank you.

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    Submitted by reply_ on Oct 15, 10 at 3:39am

    500 playa points to this guy.

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    Submitted by R2DeepThroat on Oct 15, 10 at 2:07am

    OP keeps a regular size vagina around and so she can comment on how it doesn't fit before whipping out her real one that's butterflied open like a cheap steak from her mass amounts of cock hungery nights she's had.

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      Submitted by o_0 on Oct 15, 10 at 2:52pm

      Hungery? ... i like your name anyway...

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    Submitted by Valkyrie on Oct 14, 10 at 6:35pm

    theoneone, I was thinking the same thing. I think these two could take over the world....

  • Submitted by emmykb on Oct 14, 10 at 9:50pm

    that's dumb. i would wonder why the fuck you carry two diff sizes. i'd prolly think you're a virgin if you didn't know what size condom to get. if your dick is big, you don't gotta play tricks, we'll notice.

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      Submitted by Ciel on Oct 15, 10 at 11:13pm

      I think you missed the part where it's implying he shows the regular one and then is like, "oh, this won't do...Wait! I have the right size. :) " Like the OP says, it's for buildup.

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    Submitted by blahzeblah on Oct 15, 10 at 10:28am

    This wouldn't work with me... Obvious ploy. I'd laugh at him and leave.

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    Submitted by bwest63 on Oct 14, 10 at 4:31pm

    "First"??? Really ?? Lol wow

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    Submitted by a216vcti on Oct 15, 10 at 12:11pm

    Right. I don't understand how a magnum fits but a regular condom doesnt. Im pretty sure i could fit my head in a condom.

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    Submitted by Led_Head on Oct 15, 10 at 6:04pm

    A "regular" condom will fit over your HEAD. Magnum is a gimmick.. did you pay extra for being stupid?

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    Submitted by FlyGuy13 on Oct 15, 10 at 11:05am

    See the magnum is the build up for me

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    Submitted by Gringa_13 on Jan 18, 11 at 12:19am

    Fake or not, I think it's genius.

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    Submitted by lousephur on Oct 17, 10 at 2:54pm

    A regular condom can fit the head but not the shaft. It's too tight, so it rides up which risk it coming off.

  • Submitted by Smartastic on Oct 14, 10 at 3:28pm

    I do the same thing with magnums and XLs.

  • Submitted by TLOCKILLER on Oct 14, 10 at 3:04pm

    first!