he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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That's like the girl from last week who leaves panties 2 sizes smaller than she is.
No, you just give him points for having a big d!ck.
if only this worked the other way around...
We just get better and better at being original in our techniques, don't we guys? Very nice display there good sir.
Pro move. Props!
The more the presentation, the more he lacks in edurance.
500 playa points to this guy.
One of the few texts that actually made me laugh. Thank you.
OP keeps a regular size vagina around and so she can comment on how it doesn't fit before whipping out her real one that's butterflied open like a cheap steak from her mass amounts of cock hungery nights she's had.
Hungery? ... i like your name anyway...
A "regular" condom will fit over your HEAD. Magnum is a gimmick.. did you pay extra for being stupid?
theoneone, I was thinking the same thing. I think these two could take over the world....
Right. I don't understand how a magnum fits but a regular condom doesnt. Im pretty sure i could fit my head in a condom.
This wouldn't work with me... Obvious ploy. I'd laugh at him and leave.
that's dumb. i would wonder why the fuck you carry two diff sizes. i'd prolly think you're a virgin if you didn't know what size condom to get. if your dick is big, you don't gotta play tricks, we'll notice.
I think you missed the part where it's implying he shows the regular one and then is like, "oh, this won't do...Wait! I have the right size. :) " Like the OP says, it's for buildup.
A regular condom can fit the head but not the shaft. It's too tight, so it rides up which risk it coming off.
See the magnum is the build up for me
"First"??? Really ?? Lol wow
Fake or not, I think it's genius.
I do the same thing with magnums and XLs.