He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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So, did you show her the serpent?
Where'd she get the apple
Out of all that you ask where the apple came from?
My first thought too.
No, it was totall my first thought first!
That was my first thought too.
That's actually kinda a good one. Especially for a drunk
so it was adams fault all along.... dude you screwed us
Love this one! I might have to try that!
She took your rib, the least she could do was take your dick too.
Bitch eating your apple? But pretty creative for being drunk, thumbs up
Wonder if the "you" in this text is a guy or a girl...haha