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  • 62 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:41pm

    That's like a lonely girl survival kit.

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:42am

    Maybe she just picked up her new birth control pack that she starts this weekend (which also explains the tampons...) and it could be mini bottles of vodka, like they sell at the Liquor Store's register (great to add to something such as Vitamin Water). Clearly this girl needs to add condoms into the mix...imo.

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:35am

    vodka tampons work up your ass. dude?

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:01am

    lets be smart.. if shes got tampons, she's probably on her period, which means shes not taking birth control for the week and thus, the next time she will it will be to open a new pack. the vodka is a whole other story obviously. but lets at least be realistic about the first part.

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:47am

    Most birth control pills contain a week of placebos, during which the girl has her period. Hence the tampons. Then she starts the new pack. P.S. They both need to use a condom to protect against STD's anyway!

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:45pm

    BS why would someone have that much vodka in their purse unless they happen to be a raging alcoholic.

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:30pm

    11:04 RIVETING TALE CHAP.

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:07pm

    Punctuation would've been useful here.

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:30pm

    that girl is prepared. don't judge her for that.

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:54am

    Excuse me, I have seen giant tote purses out there. Where you half expect the woman to be carrying a small child. Four bottles of vodka is not unreasonable.

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:37am

    Keeper, she's a keeper

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:03am

    2:35, is that a question?

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:21pm

    WooooooW well that's what you get..guys should know better than to go through a grls purse Aka no mans land haha

  • 45 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 9:25pm

    can't birth control be used like the morning after pill if you take 2? that's what my sex ed teacher told us...

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:49am

    Okay. You do get drunk faster if u shove it up your ass; and it also does bypass the liver. Watch manswers..

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 8:10am

    It's supposed to hit you harder and faster, so hell why not, heard somewhere you could actually od from alcohol that way tho.

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:35am

    what are vodka tampons?

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:07pm

    What is a vodka tampon?

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:30am

    Arthur is in the house

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:09pm

    Sadly I think they actually mean tampons soaked in vodka I heard recently that's the new way high school girls get drun k without having the smell of alcohol on their breath...seems like it would burn though..

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:06am

    Boys, you do know birth control pills are often perscribed as medicine, for conditions ranging from acne to PCOS? Just wanted to throw that in there...

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:26pm

    She just finished her period, the pills are for next week and she needs the alcohol to deal with a dipshit like you.

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:04pm

    obviously the op meant vodka AND tampons that said, these girls at my school have made a habit of putting tampons soaked in vodka up their vag because it makes them drunk but they will pass the breathalyzer test i think its fucking weird though

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 8:01am

    Because you and your friends are slutty whores.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 5:36am

    Should have started the bc early

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:41pm

    9:21, we don't know if its a girl or guy who went through the purse...

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:28pm

    It's the greatest invention since sliced bread.

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:17am

    12:06, the point is that she is not on birth control because the pack is unopened... therefore the guy doesn't want to sleep with her!

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:04pm

    Vodka tampons. Disgusting. Must be a desperate woman.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:06am

    OH NO! TAMPONS IN A GIRL'S PURSE, HOW SCANDALOUS! And yeah, people saying 'No one wants to sleep with her/ she's a slut cuz the birth control wasn't open!!!11' clearly has no idea how 21-day pills like Microgynon work.

  • 35 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:01pm

    And no condoms!?! U better watch out

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:11am

    12:47 missed the point... ha

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:16am

    The tampon doesn't expand if it's still in the applicator. Duh. Don't any of you use google?! It's real. It's true. And yes it's dangerous. But you can soak a tampon in vodka and shove it up your vag.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:48pm

    Could be travel size bottles

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 9:09am

    You don't start birth control until your period's over.

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:02am

    honk, i am horny. six seven eight five zero eight eight two zero three

  • 32 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 1:19am

    It's like the worm in tequila, or like if you put a syringe in an orange and pumped it full of vodka. It won't get any bigger, but fuck is it holding a lot of liquor.

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 9:46am

    Least you didn't find a butt plug

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:13pm

    Obviously it's four bottles of vodka AND tampons. Fucking dumb asses.

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:20am

    thats the 716 for ya! =)

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:38am

    girls in my high school got alcohol into our prom like that... somehow they put it in the empty applicators......

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:16pm

    vodka tampons? interesting bloody mary. (eew)

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:19pm

    9:41 true . Haha . What a loner .

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:21pm

    Ok somebody doesn't know what haha means 9:41

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:45pm

    Tampons soaked in vodka. Shoved up a vagina or asshole. Gets you drunk faster but it bypasses the liver, very dangerous.

  • 28 37
    Submitted by jltc on Apr 18, 11 at 6:09pm

    Girls don't understand the suffering men go through, being limited to carrying around only such crap as can fit in your pockets. You can't fit even one bottle of vodka in a pocket!

  • 30 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 6:12pm

    vodka soaked tampons. to get drunk without the actual drinking? what fun is that? I drink for the taste. the drunkeness is just an added bonus.

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:34pm

    What are vodka tampons?!

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:21pm

    i think they mean 4 bottles of vodka and tampons. not vodka tampons.

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 12:30pm

    4:01, stop trying to show up another user trying to sound more intelligent. It is true that this method of intoxication hits your bloodstream quicker because it is absorbed instead of ingested.

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 5:51pm

    9:25, technically, you'd have to take the first four in a pack, and 12 hours later you have to take the next four. just like the morning after pill, you have to do it within 72 hours.

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:47am

    Vodka tampons up the ass do work. My idiot friend did that and got alcohol poisoning.

  • 19 22
    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Apr 21, 12 at 9:34am

    Uh, first of all, you can't bypass the liver, it's in your blood stream so it gets filtered just like everything else. Second, your breath will still smell even if you don't drink it, that is your body's main way to get rid of alcohol. Now you know!

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:16am

    U didn't open mine did you?

  • 29 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:48am

    9:25, 12:31, 5:51 - hahahaha you're all wrong about birth control.

  • 49 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:27pm

    Vodka tampons sound.... so god damn awesome.

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 4:31pm

    I wish these idiots would figure out that the OP meant vodka, tampons,

  • 36 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:33pm

    I have never heard of any girl being dumb enough to use vodka soaked tampons until a text on here from, actually, last night. Someone brought up ass funneling - I knew guys who tried that.

  • 33 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:08pm

    11:04.... Stfu no one cares we all know what the op meant. The thing is thats not what the op said! so shhh and let us rip on them accordingly.

  • 15 22
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 3, 12 at 10:06pm

    Vodka tampons? I suppose that's one way of keeping them sterile...

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 4:36am

    3:54 some people need to just get a backpack

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:52am

    They might be referring to vodka soaked tampons girls just insert them up their vaginas and their bodies consume them from downthere and they get drunk but no stinky breath for teachers to understand.

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 8:00am

    Alcohol soaked tampons don't have to be stuck up the vag, guys will stick them up their ass for similar affects.....still considering it here.

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:17am

    12:52 ha consume is such a weird word. It's like an economics term.

  • 39 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:56am

    how would you get alcohol in a fucking applicator? you'd have to glue it closed, but it could seep out the bottom anyway. 12:38 you missed a word there or what actually happened.

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:24pm

    yea I think 11:09 is right I heard that too, and think about it, 4 bottles of vodka...in a purse, thats a freaking huge purse.

  • 27 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 12:31pm

    9:25, that only works with certain kinds of birth control, and you definitely need more than two. Trust a doctor, not your sex ed teacher.

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:21pm

    Why is it easier for some of you to believe she has four bottles of actual vodka tampons instead of vodka? Like goddamn pickles.

  • 34 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:01am

    "Tampons soaked in vodka. Shoved up a vagina or asshole. Gets you drunk faster but it bypasses the liver, very dangerous. " hey moron, you CAN'T bypass the liver...that's why it's so easy to get liver disease. it filters your BLOOD, as well as being part of the digestive system. so if you get drunk (no matter how) alcohol is in your blood stream. meaning it goes through your liver at some point. but thanks for trying to sound smart for everyone else's benefit...you look like a OP to me

  • 24 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:47pm

    1256 high school kids have been doing that it was on the news you dumbfuck... Like whoever said it doesn't expand if in the Applicator still... So apologize and feel dumb now.... Thanks

  • 30 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:57pm

    Birth control is not at all like plan b....fuckin idiots! Why not try taking the birth control FIRST....

  • 24 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:24am

    Or maybe they are just vodka soaked tampons. I want some right now.

  • 27 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 11:15am

    they make vodka tampons now? cool

  • 29 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:02pm

    I hear it's called slimming.

  • 25 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 10:23am

    Any uk gals on ere??x