i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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9:21, we don't know if its a girl or guy who went through the purse...
vodka tampons work up your ass. dude?
Maybe she just picked up her new birth control pack that she starts this weekend (which also explains the tampons...) and it could be mini bottles of vodka, like they sell at the Liquor Store's register (great to add to something such as Vitamin Water). Clearly this girl needs to add condoms into the mix...imo.
Excuse me, I have seen giant tote purses out there. Where you half expect the woman to be carrying a small child. Four bottles of vodka is not unreasonable.
Arthur is in the house
Punctuation would've been useful here.
Keeper, she's a keeper
lets be smart.. if shes got tampons, she's probably on her period, which means shes not taking birth control for the week and thus, the next time she will it will be to open a new pack. the vodka is a whole other story obviously. but lets at least be realistic about the first part.
And no condoms!?! U better watch out
can't birth control be used like the morning after pill if you take 2?
that's what my sex ed teacher told us...
WooooooW well that's what you get..guys should know better than to go through a grls purse Aka no mans land haha
BS why would someone have that much vodka in their purse unless they happen to be a raging alcoholic.
12:06, the point is that she is not on birth control because the pack is unopened... therefore the guy doesn't want to sleep with her!
that girl is prepared.
don't judge her for that.
Sadly I think they actually mean tampons soaked in vodka I heard recently that's the new way high school girls get drun
k without having the smell of alcohol on their breath...seems like it would burn though..
2:35, is that a question?
Vodka tampons. Disgusting. Must be a desperate woman.
Vodka tampons? I suppose that's one way of keeping them sterile...
You don't start birth control until your period's over.
12:47 missed the point... ha
Most birth control pills contain a week of placebos, during which the girl has her period. Hence the tampons. Then she starts the new pack.
P.S. They both need to use a condom to protect against STD's anyway!
That's like a lonely girl survival kit.
11:04 RIVETING TALE CHAP.
She just finished her period, the pills are for next week and she needs the alcohol to deal with a dipshit like you.
what are vodka tampons?
honk, i am horny. six seven eight five zero eight eight two zero three
What is a vodka tampon?
9:25, technically, you'd have to take the first four in a pack, and 12 hours later you have to take the next four. just like the morning after pill, you have to do it within 72 hours.
thats the 716 for ya! =)
obviously the op meant vodka AND tampons
that said, these girls at my school have made a habit of putting tampons soaked in vodka up their vag because it makes them drunk but they will pass the breathalyzer test
i think its fucking weird though
Okay. You do get drunk faster if u shove it up your ass; and it also does bypass the liver. Watch manswers..
It's the greatest invention since sliced bread.
Obviously it's four bottles of vodka AND tampons. Fucking dumb asses.
Tampons soaked in vodka. Shoved up a vagina or asshole. Gets you drunk faster but it bypasses the liver, very dangerous.
What are vodka tampons?!
Uh, first of all, you can't bypass the liver, it's in your blood stream so it gets filtered just like everything else. Second, your breath will still smell even if you don't drink it, that is your body's main way to get rid of alcohol. Now you know!
It's like the worm in tequila, or like if you put a syringe in an orange and pumped it full of vodka. It won't get any bigger, but fuck is it holding a lot of liquor.
Because you and your friends are slutty whores.
Least you didn't find a butt plug
The tampon doesn't expand if it's still in the applicator. Duh.
Don't any of you use google?!
It's real. It's true. And yes it's dangerous. But you can soak a tampon in vodka and shove it up your vag.
It's supposed to hit you harder and faster, so hell why not, heard somewhere you could actually od from alcohol that way tho.
OH NO! TAMPONS IN A GIRL'S PURSE, HOW SCANDALOUS!
And yeah, people saying 'No one wants to sleep with her/ she's a slut cuz the birth control wasn't open!!!11' clearly has no idea how 21-day pills like Microgynon work.
Vodka tampons sound.... so god damn awesome.
vodka tampons? interesting bloody mary. (eew)
girls in my high school got alcohol into our prom like that... somehow they put it in the empty applicators......
9:41 true . Haha . What a loner .
Should have started the bc early
Ok somebody doesn't know what haha means 9:41
Girls don't understand the suffering men go through, being limited to carrying around only such crap as can fit in your pockets. You can't fit even one bottle of vodka in a pocket!
I have never heard of any girl being dumb enough to use vodka soaked tampons until a text on here from, actually, last night. Someone brought up ass funneling - I knew guys who tried that.
yea I think 11:09 is right I heard that too, and think about it, 4 bottles of vodka...in a purse, thats a freaking huge purse.
3:54 some people need to just get a backpack
I wish these idiots would figure out that the OP meant vodka, tampons,
4:01, stop trying to show up another user trying to sound more intelligent. It is true that this method of intoxication hits your bloodstream quicker because it is absorbed instead of ingested.
vodka soaked tampons. to get drunk without the actual drinking? what fun is that? I drink for the taste. the drunkeness is just an added bonus.
Boys, you do know birth control pills are often perscribed as medicine, for conditions ranging from acne to PCOS? Just wanted to throw that in there...
U didn't open mine did you?
12:52 ha consume is such a weird word. It's like an economics term.
how would you get alcohol in a fucking applicator? you'd have to glue it closed, but it could seep out the bottom anyway. 12:38 you missed a word there or what actually happened.
"Tampons soaked in vodka. Shoved up a vagina or asshole. Gets you drunk faster but it bypasses the liver, very dangerous. "
hey moron, you CAN'T bypass the liver...that's why it's so easy to get liver disease. it filters your BLOOD, as well as being part of the digestive system. so if you get drunk (no matter how) alcohol is in your blood stream. meaning it goes through your liver at some point. but thanks for trying to sound smart for everyone else's benefit...you look like a OP to me
Why is it easier for some of you to believe she has four bottles of actual vodka tampons instead of vodka? Like goddamn pickles.
9:25, 12:31, 5:51 - hahahaha you're all wrong about birth control.
Vodka tampons up the ass do work. My idiot friend did that and got alcohol poisoning.
Any uk gals on ere??x
They might be referring to vodka soaked tampons girls just insert them up their vaginas and their bodies consume them from downthere and they get drunk but no stinky breath for teachers to understand.
they make vodka tampons now? cool
11:04.... Stfu no one cares we all know what the op meant. The thing is thats not what the op said! so shhh and let us rip on them accordingly.
Could be travel size bottles
Birth control is not at all like plan b....fuckin idiots! Why not try taking the birth control FIRST....
Alcohol soaked tampons don't have to be stuck up the vag, guys will stick them up their ass for similar affects.....still considering it here.
i think they mean 4 bottles of vodka and tampons. not vodka tampons.
9:25, that only works with certain kinds of birth control, and you definitely need more than two. Trust a doctor, not your sex ed teacher.
1256 high school kids have been doing that it was on the news you dumbfuck... Like whoever said it doesn't expand if in the Applicator still... So apologize and feel dumb now.... Thanks
I hear it's called slimming.
Or maybe they are just vodka soaked tampons. I want some right now.