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  • Horror movie name: La/a

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:28pm
  • la hyphen a? its not even a dash! i understand your hatred, pleasant stranger.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:14pm
  • Don't hate everyone, just hate her parents. Or, rather her single-mom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:15pm
  • I remember seeing this in the weird news section on Yahoo awhile back! La-a's mom was SO upset with people at her child's school who couldn't pronounce her stupid name: "THE DASH DON'T BE SILENT." Typical genius.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:00pm
  • That's a joke my father emailed me years ago! Total crap!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:01pm
  • That's what happens when your mom is a crack whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:46pm
  • The dash don't be silent...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:17pm
  • I would get a name change once i was of legal age... Poor la-a

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:04pm
  • Some people don't think when they name their children. It's sad on their part, but funny for the rest of us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:12pm
  • Hahaahahaha my mom works at a hosptial and one set of twins had the names "miprincess" (My-princess) and "miprecious" (My-precious) it's rediculous...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:16pm
  • ))<>(( back and forth forever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:36pm
  • My moms a social worker, you think that's bad, what about aspririn or maybe one of four kids named 123 and 4

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:56pm
  • Knew a girl who had the same exact name, pronounced the same way. I died a little inside.

    Submitted by stephie1393 on Aug 4, 11 at 12:04am
  • It's not crap, I've met a La-a myself. Unfortunately.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:05pm
  • this is not a joke people I've me a La-a and she gets pissed when people don't pronounce it la dash uh...never met them but I'm sure her parents are nuts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:09pm
  • A woman came into the clinic i work at with this name. Sucks. Really sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:01pm
  • There's a La-a at DPHS too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:28pm
  • Fucking Niiiigggeeerrrr!!!!!!!! Hahahahs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:09am
  • that's ridiculous. i see why you hate everyone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:11pm
  • It's prob wat she goes by 8:32 Crazy black woman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:19pm
  • people who know a la-a....do you actually have to say "dash"???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:09pm
  • Sorry to all who cry "fake"; I'd like to believe it was too. Unfortunately, I've met a La-a. Also, a Qristyl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:56pm
  • ha ha wow i didnt think anyone else had that name in the world...when i first heard the name and how it was spelled it wasn't even funny...i felt so sad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:54pm
  • The fact that all of you got this as an email a couple years ago should make it more believable. It's that easier that it gets into the heads of stupid people. My mom is a neonatal nurse and one day I visited her unit and there was a baby named Le-ah ledasha. There are people that stupid out there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:34pm
  • Bullshit fa sho! I heard this joke when I was in high school, along with orongelo (orange jello) and lemongelo (lemon jello)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:46pm
  • Doncha know? the 'dash' ain't silent! Though I'm really surprised there's more La-a's out there... really sad state for society

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:19pm
  • SHE WENT TO NORTH CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:25am
  • I guess I believe it but I got this as an email about a year ago...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:25pm
  • sad thing is, i've met a girl with that name..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:06pm
  • MOGR?!

    Submitted by hoecake on Aug 26, 10 at 12:37am
  • Yeah my dad had a client named La-a. It's real. And extremely unfortunate. That's what's wrong with America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:43am
  • 1:28-absolutely hilarious I lol'd

    Submitted by babygirl363 on Jun 21, 11 at 2:21pm
  • Calm the fuck down, you spiteful douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:57pm
  • the child was born in Omaha... true story. Except it was Ah-A (Adasha) not La-A

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:15pm
  • ...I know a white girl who's middle name is La-a. Whaaaat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:52pm
  • My "favorites" from my caseworker mum: Female said "fee-mal-ee" and Vagina "Vah-Gena". You cannot cure stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:59pm
  • I didn't get this at first but wooow that's so funny/ sucks so bad!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:48pm
  • My names la-a and the dash don't be silent. WTF you ppl calin fake. You just not creative.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:56am
  • hahahahahahahHahahaha 10:51! hahahaahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:09pm
  • Quite sadly, it's not an urban legend. I work at a criminal defense firm and... let me just tell you. We keep a list of hilarity. My personal favorite is 'Qu'antne Quant'ne' f/m, pronounced 'Kwatnee Kwantaine'. That's right, spelled the same, pronounced totally differently. And also a Tikki, Martini and Tekela. No relation to one another. Not that white trash names are any better. Nevaeh and Elcarim, anyone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:34pm
  • I hate her parents. And some residual hate may fall on her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:56pm
  • She works at target. I saw her name tag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:54pm
  • Not fake... I love how these people think they know every person's name in the entire world. It's true, my brother had a client with some name with a "-" in in pronounced "dash"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 2:33pm
  • My aunts a teacher and that was one of her students names!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:49pm
  • Hahahaha she went to my school last year. Not fake at all. That's really how you pronounce her name.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:54pm
  • i've heard this joke so many times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:23pm
  • I've met 3 la-a's in my life. It's not that original anymore. If I didn't know any I would think it's laya.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:34pm
  • I seriously just cried.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:15pm
  • I had that student last year. Along with an ABCDEF (I kid you not) and Anne (pronounced Annie)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:45pm
  • i have a friend who's a teacher and he's got a Li-a in his class this year. he asked her mom and she replied "the dash not be silent."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:51pm
  • Pretty sure all of you thinking this is fake needs to fuck off. Ridiculous, yes. Fake, no. I know that TFLN has gone down the hill recently, but even if the text is fake, the name sure as shit isn't. Good lord, grow up people. You're not going to get a damn award for "calling out" a fake, so get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:33pm
  • there's a girl at my sister's high school named "La-ia"... it's "Lah-dash-ee-uh"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:11pm
  • This girl goes to my school

    Submitted by toribobori on Nov 17, 10 at 12:51am
  • lies not real i actally no a la-a and told a bunch of people and they told and they told and u found out and posted this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 10:10pm
  • Holy shit this is the weirdest thing cuz my friend was telling me the other day about a girl just like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:21am
  • It's amazing how racist some people can be when they are allowed to be anonymous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:19pm
  • One of my awesome white trailer trash friends named her girl 'Intensity' pretty bad huh? her full name was actually 'Intensity Divine'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:56am
  • no fucking way! one of my friends was telling me today that she knew someone with this name....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:25pm
  • Just bc you heard this name a year ago doesn't mean this text is fake. There is more than one ignorant black person out there that heard the name and liked it and used it for her child.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:29pm
  • She went to ghs!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:50pm
  • This does happen. Fat lady at the clinic snapped on a doctor cause her name was La-a and the doctor pronounced it wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:40pm
  • I call bullshit. This is an old joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:32pm
  • if you gotta be racist n shit don't say nothin ok, ur fuckin rude and nobody wants to hear it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:09pm
    • I wanna hear it. No idea why nigs can't give their children normal, pronounceable names.

      Submitted by Ginsu on Feb 17, 10 at 9:46pm
  • So, this one time, I met a girl named Bob. Short for Bobbie. But she wanted to be called Bob. 95% sure she's into vagina. -White Guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:12pm
  • I had a customer named Titty once. And another's last name was Suksomboti, and I pronounced it Suck Somebody and he corrected me, it's Suck Some Booty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:18pm
  • there was a le-a in a class my friend student taught. she though her name was leah, and got a severe tongue lashing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:57pm
  • It may have started as a joke, but I'm a teacher and I had a student last year who had almost the same name. She came to the school in the middle of the year and I saw her name on her paper work as Le-ah. So when I met her I called her Leah, but she corrected me. It's pronounced. Le/dash/uh. Sad but very true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:53pm
  • Urban legend! Not true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:27pm
  • and to you dumb shits who say this is fake, it's not. there is a girl who goes to my college with that name.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:35pm
  • it's not fake, I know a girl by that name. In Peekskill I think? And the racism is unnecessary, you need a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:04am
  • This came from a joke I heard about a year ago. Goddamn fake shit you cocksucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:28pm
  • hahahahahaha omg i am an xray tech and i xrayed a girl named le-a (pronounced le dash uh).. prob was the same person... how stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:42pm
  • I got a chain email about a girl name le-a... Aka Ladasha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:08pm
  • I heard the "La-a" name as a joke a long time ago. No if someone named their kid La~ (La Tilde), I'd believe that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:49pm
  • This is one reason why I hate black people. And to people who think I'm racist no. I hate my own color as much as black people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 1:07pm
  • My mom worked a call as a paramedic. Twins names were lemonjello and orangejello. WTF?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:44am
  • Fake, this was on Fark like 3 weeks ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:52am
  • Way to keep it classy in Westchester...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:37pm
  • i dont know why everyone's like "fake not real" whatevs, my moms a teacher and one of her kids was named la-a.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:52pm
  • I met a girl at basketball camp in middle school named K'La. That's the closest thing I've got. But by god it's still stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:49pm
  • Love it....

    Submitted by amya87 on Dec 1, 11 at 2:14pm
  • Crazy ass ghetto names.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:58am
  • Wow guarentees that you go nowhere far in life. Really, how can you be taken seriously with some of these messed up ass names dumb people give their kids?? I'd go get my name changed asap lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:12am
  • I can't believe how this name is propagating all over the place. Sad thing is, of course, that "-" is not a dash. The name should be pronounced "lag hyphen uh".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:53pm
  • actually this is true, my friends' mom is a teacher and has a student named le-a (ledasha). i said i didn't believe her and she showed me her roll call lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:51pm
  • this girl goes to my school... hahah keep it classy Riverview.

    Submitted by mdembs on Jul 15, 10 at 1:17am
  • La`a means sacred or holy in Hawaiian.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:08pm
  • WTFreaaaaak?! thaaats a stupid name; its probably FAKEE! ;o

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:38am
  • A friend of mine that is a teacher had a boy names Shithead (shuh- theed) in class. His parents didn't think twice about that??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:40am
    • That one's old, too. One of my friends uses Shithead as his ghetto bitch name.

      Submitted by Ginsu on Feb 17, 10 at 9:40pm
  • My sister is a teacher and she has a girl named "La-Ea" (luh dash e a) and she also teaches triplets that are named "Mercedes, Porscha, and Lincoln (2 girls and a boy). Some of the names these days are crazy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:45pm
  • My friend named her daughter jade-a

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:47pm
    • So "jade-dash-uh?" I love names that have forced, awkward pauses in them, don't you?

      Submitted by Ginsu on Feb 17, 10 at 9:53pm
  • I know a girl named Rav'n.... people and their typographical ways...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:41pm
  • thats like the oldest viral joke i ever herd.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:19pm
  • haha so true 8:01!!! <3 one of my friends has a job where she calls people for telephone surveys and she got flipped out on during one call because she had trouble pronouncing "La-a" correctly. so yeah, it's actually a real name.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:06pm
  • What I find funny is that htese fuckin spooks can't just politely correct you when you pronounce their dumbass names wrong; they gotta get all up in your shit like you're dissin them on purpose!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:50am
  • Got to be either mount vernon or Yonkers. Am I right???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:38pm
  • It's on Snopes. Won't let me post the link, but...yeah. Snopes says it's of "undetermined" veracity and there's no Le-a or La-a in any Social Security database... Just saying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:43pm
  • i know her she goes to garfield high school!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:09pm
  • there was a girl at my old highschool with that name. no lie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:27pm
  • Fake. Heard this a year ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:18pm
  • this is so true....hello UT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:09pm
  • 12:15v1 is that pronounced "singledashmom"? ^.^ 12:30v1 you suck for saying "hella". go back to 2002 where you're needed for your horrible use of outdated slang terms.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:50pm
  • I work at a resturant and a woman with the same name made a reservation, and then got pissed off we spelled it Ladasha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:32pm
  • Nick-tah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 12:40pm
  • I know where one such person attended middle school, so, yeah, this isn't an urban legend...at least one person with this name really exists.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:25am
  • to all of you who think this is 'fake' or an 'urban legend' or a fuckin 'joke', this is a real person's name. way more than just one person. just because your rich snobby ass can't understand creativity doesn't mean it isn't real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:01pm
  • she went to brockton high school in brockton mass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:10pm
  • Oh, and Dick Cole. Not Rich, Not even Richard, straight up Dick Cole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:20pm
  • if it's real then why aren't there records in the social security database? Idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:32pm
  • Hahah it's funny either way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:30pm
  • Who cares this shit made me LOL so hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 4:34am
  • I ACTUALLY KNOW HER!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:25pm
  • I just heard a girl telling a guy this, like it happened to her. *sigh*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:30pm
  • how could the OBGYN nurses allow a baby to leave the hospital with that name?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:06pm
    • Honestly. This ghetto bullshit makes me want to get a job processing birth certificates. Any time somebody told me to put a retarded fucking name like that on one, I'd tell them to try the fuck again.

      Submitted by Ginsu on Feb 17, 10 at 9:51pm
  • I heard this one like last week.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:24am
  • Yeeeeeah. Nice try. There's already been a list circulating around with ghetto names on it and this is one of them. Also on the list is Orange Jello (pronounced OR-ange gel-O). Google it...I'm sure this person did.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:39pm
  • worked in a call center & customer called in. I PROMISE you his name was Ahshit. yep, "Ah-shit". I also know a woman named Dina Saur"whose son is best friends with my brother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:25pm
  • Fake as shit I heard this at work s few weeks ago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:42pm
  • Omg I know someone with that name, fucking retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:55pm
  • this is true. I know someone with this name

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:30pm
  • definitely thought this was just an urban legend...my personal favorite is Boomquisha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:21pm
  • NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:27pm
  • I know someone with this name, she's good friends with my brother!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:43pm
  • This is totally real. I call people for my college who show they're interested in learning more about the university. Her name was spelled La-a too and I pronounced it "Laa" and pretty much got chewed out. Apparently it's "La Dash a"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:11pm
  • Ah that girl is a cunt she Bitched out this girl who said her name wrong, who says "la dash a" when n they see la-a that's such a stupid name

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:55pm
  • Sounds like a total cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:07pm
  • couldnt tell you whether this is fake or not but there are two girls where I live named Syphilis (siff-Y-lis) and Gonorrhea (guh-nore-ea)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:56am
  • I am outraged! Prince used stupid symbols to be addressed by. Why cant this lady?! Rev. Al Sharpton

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:49pm
  • Super lame... Got this email like 2 years ago.. It was almost funny then

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:27pm
  • I agree with 12:32...this is bullshit. What happened to this site?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:35pm
  • Omg. Either there is more than one girl in the world with that name or she was in my fifth grade class. It was funny watching every sub try to figure it out.

    Submitted by Lauren_Reed26 on Jul 4, 10 at 12:16am
  • There's one in Michgan too. What the fuck are we going to do about this?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:51pm
  • true story, my father has a patient with that name. he pronounced it without saying the dash and the mother flipped on him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:25am
  • That's from a movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:40pm
  • Weird, my friend told me that his dad knew a La-a the other day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:24pm
  • Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:50pm
  • whaaaaaaaat! no way thats not true!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:10pm
  • It might have started out as a joke, but people are using that shit to name their kids now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:00pm
  • One of my instructors was just talking about a baby she delivered who was named that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:07pm
  • A girl in my sixth grade class yelled at a substituute cuz her name was spelled Afrika and the sub said Africa instead of afreeka. The girl said, "my name is afreeka, can't you read?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:00pm
  • Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:56pm
  • This is on YouTube when you search 60 ghetto names... The second or third video that shows up mentions this name "luh dash uh"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:59pm
  • I think I know you. I've headr this before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:36pm
  • This isn't even close to original, it's been around for so long. This site fucking blows lately.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:27am
  • Amen 9:51. A-fucking-men

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:23pm
  • Full support to 11:33.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:55am
  • that girl goes to the same college as me! her mom called in pissed because no one could pronounce her name right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:54pm
  • Racist urban legend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:27pm
  • I weep for humanity..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:38pm
  • My friend's mom works as a speech teacher in a Detroit Public School and has a student with that name. She found out from the girl's mom that "You hafta say thuh dash"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:29pm
  • the orangejello and lemongello twin names are ripped off from a book by dan jenkins - i think "Life its Ownself" No doubt there are now real people with those names, the book is like twenty five yrs old. Just sayin'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:47am
  • I love how many people call fake. I actually went to a school with a La-a.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:41pm
  • Was just on Ruminations too... I'm guessing this one was specifically ripped from there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:52pm
  • This is so fake. I heard this joke months ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:21pm
  • This isn't fake! I hella know someone with this name!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:30pm
  • totally real, we know one, since this is 917, its probably the same chick who once lived on long island

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:08pm
  • 413 LOLZ why white ppl dont try heheheheheh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:07pm
  • WTF. I would stab my mother in the ovaries if she named me that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:31pm
  • 1:33 is stupid that doesn't even make sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:47pm
  • URBAN LEGEND. everyone claiming they know a "la-a" is either a troll or an attention whore. nobody has that name.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:19pm
  • The actual person who brought it to court was "le-a" with an E because the teacher pronounced it Le-uh but it's really luh dash uh But nice last nighter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:28pm
  • by hate everyone, you mean you hate minorities, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:46pm
  • Yea theres a chick at my school with that name. its pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:27pm
  • Faaaaake heard it 100 times

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:24pm
  • actually..i know someone with the name la-a, and i live right next to the area code 914...might be the same girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:41am
  • Porn star name: La-v-a (v=gash)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:33pm
  • My friend and I totally met someone with the exact same name.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:38pm
  • One of the very best Yet. I'll bet she is an f'ing genius too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:06pm
  • i know of a girl named "la'a" and it is supposed to be pronounced ladasha... you know its bad when the mom doesnt even know that that is an apostrophe, not a dash.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:11am
    • and - isn't a "dash," it's a hyphen, goddammit.

      Submitted by Ginsu on Feb 17, 10 at 9:45pm
  • Tomeizure .... said Tom - Uh - Nee - Shuh ..... htf does that work? ... and there is a La-a in north La. Her mother was on the news talking about how her daughter's name was constantly being said incorrectly and wanted to know why "white people don't try"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:13pm
  • might as well just name your kid watermelondria or unitedstatesofameriqueefa or kooladria or bon`qui`qui

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:05pm
  • Yeah.... There's another one in Ohio....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:17am
  • omg! this really is true. my english teacher told us about a student she once had with that name. mind boggling.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:42pm
  • I teach swim lessons and one of my students was named la-a!!!! She got so mad when I mispronounced it! Like I'm supposed to know ghetto names like hers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:08pm
  • ooh I knew someone like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:31pm
  • No the name is legit. I went to school with a chick named La-a.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:14pm
  • The dash don't be silent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:09pm
  • A little girl at the elementary school where I work is named la-a. We had been pronouncing it "Lah-ah". Her mother then came into the office and said (direct quote) "The dash don't be silent".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:41pm
  • That's a name from a joke in an email that has Been going around for years...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:07am
  • The dash ain't silent. Ha ha ghetto ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:19pm
  • Not an urban legend. I work in a hospital and have seen de-sha pronounced de dash uh, so these people do exist

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:51pm
  • for everyone saying its an "urban legend" because you've heard it before, sorry to say...the fact that you've heard it before doesn't make it untrue. it just means that there's more than 1 person out there with the name. my mom definitely had a student named la-a. and yeah, the saddest part is that its not even a dash, but a hyphen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:57am
  • my friend who teaches in Chicago also has a student by this name

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:09pm
  • Omgoodness! My friend was telling me about a girl in her class named La-a. She said its an innercity thing.. gotta love it. Could be worse, there are kids out there named Lemonjello and Orangejello (lemon-jello, orange-jello)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:05pm
  • This is bullshit, that has been around for years, do the whole world a favor and eat shit and die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:16pm
  • Yea, we used to laugh our asses off at how stupid the mother was for naming the girl that when we heard about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:29pm
  • People who say it's fake-- STFU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:20pm
  • I believe that people name their kids stupid shit all the time. Even change their names to stupid shit. That football player changed his last name to ocho cinco because his number is eighty- five but eighty-five in Spanish isn't ocho cinco. It's ochenta y cinco. Just sayin. -"*"boy. (asterickinquotationsboy) p.s. The parnthases are silent get it right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:57pm
  • my friends name is female pronounced fuh-mal-ee because her mom thought the doctors named her child for her. people are so fucking stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:29am
  • haha love it. I definitely met someone on the bus a month ago who had given this name to her baby. ew. I didn't realize that was actually a name many people used.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:12am
  • I don't know how true this is, but I've got two more stupid names for you: Shitonya, said how it is spelled and Damerica Dabeautiful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:59pm
  • It's actually spelled Le-a......most people pronounce it "Leiah"!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:33pm
    • And how do people pronounce it "Leiah?" If I had to call someone out of a crowd, and the name I had written down was "Leiah," I'd say "I need to know whose illiterate inbred parents don't know how to spell Leah"

      Submitted by Ginsu on Feb 17, 10 at 9:49pm
  • this is still epic months later Ms Wind\nlove la-a\nlol

    Submitted by chestaaaaaaaaaaa on Aug 15, 10 at 10:54pm
  • I know an Indian guy called SHITTY not joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:24am
  • oh my gosh, are you taking college classes in the Houston area....if so...my aunt was one of her instructors and says she's a raging bitch about her name

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:20pm
  • 638....you're def right...so mt Vernon or yonkers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:22pm
  • Nah this shits legit. A girl was in my class last tear what that name

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:19am
  • this joke is really old, i'm surprised it made it on here. blech.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:20am
  • Pretty sure that girl is from Tulsa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:12am
  • guys this is a legit name, no lie. my friend told me about someone she worked with this summer and her name was la-a, showed my friend her birth certificate and everything. so get your naive heads out of your assholes and quit thinking everything on tfln is fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:00pm
  • Joke's on the darkies! When these names aren't 'fashionable' anymore, It's the Jameses and the Lauras and the Matthews who will be laughing at them ...so nothing will change.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:52am
  • I was at my mom's office (she's a probation officer) and one of the files she had on her desk was for someone named Le-a, pronounced Ledasha. I've also seen 'Hoeson", because he is the son of a hoe. Classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:21pm
  • Sooo old. Quit trying so hard to be on here, cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:53pm
  • My aunt totally was her nurse at the emergency room. La-a is a hit in our family.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:17pm
  • my best friend is a high school teacher and told me there's a student at her school named la-a. at first i thought this was impossible, but it's true. it wows me each time i think about it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:37pm
  • 1246, what about nosmo'king?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:59pm
  • And this is why I hate getto nigs, wetbacks and white trash.... Just sayin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:06pm
  • Friend of mine teaches 1st grade. At the beginning of every school year she pees herself laughing at some of the names on her class list. The best was LaTreen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:43pm
  • Not real. U suck dick tfln!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:19pm
  • Fake. I've heard this story from a friend of mine years ago. I doubt it is the same person. I'm not saying the upload is fake but the person who sent the text was lying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:50pm
  • my sister knows some guy whos name is pronounced "yum" but he spells it DUNG hahahahah so fucking funny why? whyy would anyone do that to their kid hah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:02pm
  • Ps it's pronounced Jada I guess drugs make u think weird yes she's white

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:48pm
  • This is bullshit and made up. Fuck you guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:12pm
  • "Bullshit fa sho! I heard this joke when I was in high school, along with orongelo (orange jello) and lemongelo (lemon jello)" That isn't BS. I didn't know them, but a kid I went to school with showed me 2 kids in his yearbook named Lemonjello and Orangejello. Dead serious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:58pm
  • This is most definitely true! My friend's class that she teaches has a la-a. Got the same reaction when she said it La A no dash. Mother of this girl had to be on crack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:33pm
  • thats what you get for going to howard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:01pm
  • My ex gf taught a girl first name "myprecious" last name "dream".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:09am
  • this isn't false, but it's not true the way they claimed it happened either...there was a big article on yahoo about this the other day, i'm sure they got it from there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:22pm
  • My wife is a teacher and has a kid with that name

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:46am
  • Someone def sent this in and made it up. Everyones heard that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:49pm
  • i don't understand the racism. Is that necessary? White people give their kids dumb ass names too. Pilot Inspektor? (the child of Jason Lee) Apple? Audio Science? I mean, really? Dumb is dumb, it doesn't need a color.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:16am
  • i got a email from my high school english teacher about someone with that name...a lady named her daughter that in i wanna say Louisiana.......lol..sad world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:02pm
  • This can't be real. Iv herd this like a million times

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:34pm
  • Completely true! I work in admissions for a southern school, and we had a girl named La-a apply, the "-" pronounced DASH.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:31pm
  • @3:28: WTF? Speak English.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:34pm
  • you should refuse to call her la dash a and just keep calling her La ah. tell her your going to say it the way it looks like it should be said

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:09pm
  • hahhahaha u dont happen to go to a college in western pa do you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:33pm
  • i swear i am a teacher at the school. and I have had her in class.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:51am
  • You go to randolph high?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:31pm
  • Fuck all ya niggas that think this shit is fake! I know a bitch with this name! Stop saying this shit is fake when you don't even fucking know! Fuck you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:35pm
  • I've met a girl with that name haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:25am