well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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thats fucking great
Why is everyone hating so much?! It's still funny!
Haha it's funny because beers rhymes with years
I think op means they're drinking Bud or Miller since its made from dog piss.
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Wrong... One people year is seven dog years. So one people beer is seven dog beers. So if you've had 1 dog beer you've had 1/7 of a people beer. So like, three sips. Nice.
Wrong... The first two years of a dog's life are each equal to 10.5 human years. Each successive dog year is equal to 4 human years. At no point does the 1:7 ratio exist.
WRONG. You both are fucking virgins
I'm glad someone can do math m3gabear. 1 year is about 7 dog years, so it stands to reason that 1 beer is about 7 dog beers. However, I had a huge dog once that loved beer, and he could easily down 7 beers in the time it took me to drink one.
Idk how dog years compare to human years, but the 1:7 year ratio seems poor bc different breeds of dogs have vastly different average life spans. But it's obvious what the OP was going for and it's amusing nonetheless
no m3ga you're wrong. by your logic a 7 year old dog is only 1 in people years. nice try though.
Great thing to tell a cop!
Good to know someone else was reading the novelty gifts catalog.
Your fucking stupid.
fuck off grammar nazi
that's fucking stupid
You're all fucking wrong. A humans year passes at exactly the same rate as a dogs year, just dogs usually live 10-15 years. No such thing as dog years.