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  • thats fucking great

    Submitted by minipop on Nov 8, 11 at 1:50pm
  • Why is everyone hating so much?! It's still funny!

    Submitted by jesshamon on Nov 8, 11 at 4:55pm
  • Haha it's funny because beers rhymes with years

    Submitted by jibbs91 on Nov 9, 11 at 12:06am
  • Wrong... One people year is seven dog years. So one people beer is seven dog beers. So if you've had 1 dog beer you've had 1/7 of a people beer. So like, three sips. Nice.

    Submitted by m3gabear on Nov 8, 11 at 3:31pm
    • Wrong... The first two years of a dog's life are each equal to 10.5 human years. Each successive dog year is equal to 4 human years. At no point does the 1:7 ratio exist.

      Submitted by RighteousDiego on Nov 8, 11 at 6:10pm
  • I think op means they're drinking Bud or Miller since its made from dog piss.

    Submitted by porksword on Nov 8, 11 at 4:45pm
  • I'm glad someone can do math m3gabear. 1 year is about 7 dog years, so it stands to reason that 1 beer is about 7 dog beers. However, I had a huge dog once that loved beer, and he could easily down 7 beers in the time it took me to drink one.

    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 8, 11 at 5:54pm
  • Idk how dog years compare to human years, but the 1:7 year ratio seems poor bc different breeds of dogs have vastly different average life spans. But it's obvious what the OP was going for and it's amusing nonetheless

    Submitted by uchicago on Nov 8, 11 at 10:12pm
  • http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-27538.html\nRipoff text fail!

    Submitted by ravennation on Nov 9, 11 at 6:39am
  • Good to know someone else was reading the novelty gifts catalog.

    Submitted by __kath on Nov 8, 11 at 6:43pm
  • no m3ga you're wrong. by your logic a 7 year old dog is only 1 in people years. nice try though.

    Submitted by jtb245 on Nov 8, 11 at 4:26pm
  • Your fucking stupid.

    Submitted by jony5co on Nov 8, 11 at 1:21pm
  • Great thing to tell a cop!

    Submitted by 3one3 on Nov 12, 11 at 12:25pm
  • Fuckin awesome

    Submitted by MikeBunz on Nov 8, 11 at 9:17pm
  • 1/7th?

    Submitted by weave on Nov 8, 11 at 2:52pm
  • that's fucking stupid

    Submitted by ck24 on Nov 8, 11 at 1:19pm
  • You're all fucking wrong. A humans year passes at exactly the same rate as a dogs year, just dogs usually live 10-15 years. No such thing as dog years.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 9, 11 at 2:45am