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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:31pm

    This can be quite misleading. Only hot girls drink for free. Ugly girls have to pay twice as much for beer.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:14pm

    Cocks are like american express. Fucking useless. Unless you find that one place that accepts it, then you just go there all the time.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:14pm

    is it always open to? like 7-11?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:18pm

    what are you doin drinkin beer? get in the goddamn kitchen and make me a sandwich!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:18pm

    You just have to HAVE a vagina to get what you want, you don't have to use it. She's not a whore, she's smart. Boys are just jealous none of their body parts can get them free stuff. =P

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:27pm

    Wow, 4:25, you're page one of the Run Like Hell Handbook for Women

  • 78 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:18pm

    Enjoy it now, in ten years no one will give you a second look.

  • 77 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:40pm

    Its not womens fault men, you allow this to happen. Blame your own hormones that take over as soon as you see a pussy.

  • 75 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:45am

    I'll drop 15$ at happy hour to pound some fucking woo-bag skank. WIN

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:52pm

    She is either a whore or a gold digger 5:18.

  • 74 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:48pm

    florida florida. whoreville

  • 65 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:50pm

    I'm a nlgger I hate myself Yoyoyo

  • 69 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:40pm

    Yes it does silly because all those free drinks will make her drunk and get raped and aids

  • 50 53
    Submitted by haha_wait_wat on Mar 30, 11 at 3:44am

    This is why girls will eventually rule the world

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:34pm

    6:32 your a disgrace

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:13pm

    looks like someone found the frats..

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:23am

    its a two way street.. its ridiculous how guys feel the need to call every women a whore or slut just because they like doing the same thing - having sex.

  • 67 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:20pm

    In america, pussy gets you beer and beer gets you pussy. In soviet russia, beer gets you pussy and pussy gets you beer.

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:22am

    Why are there so many fucking whores on this site?

  • 64 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:06am

    Spitters are quitters

  • 48 57
    Submitted by blexrude on Feb 8, 11 at 1:35am

    what is a master card then?

  • 63 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:10pm

    I can has cheeseburger

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:16pm

    Did i ever tell you the story about how i smothered in the roastbeef?

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:42pm

    Hahah enjoy the free beer and free herpes

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:11pm

    Wish my cock was accepted like visa

  • 64 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:54pm

    This is great I need popcorn

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:47pm

    but some vaginas are like diners club.......

  • 62 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:05pm

    You can give me a mouthful of blood but I have to warn you, I'm a spitter

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:49pm

    Who tought them technology? Do other people know about this?

  • 63 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:36pm

    I wonder what the people look like that say enjoy it now.... I bet they wear alot of olive green and browns and have read all Harry potters

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:59pm

    Gotta love girls with no self respect!

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:25pm

    Yes, you made up the word prostitot.... Because no one has EVER heard it before.

  • 61 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:58pm

    This is why my wallet is empty after a night at the bars

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:04pm

    125 the ish make it a new word and I was attempting to counteract the grammar nazis on here with their incessant bitching. Thanks for proving my point

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:07am

    Marry me haha Prime

  • 63 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:57pm

    thats from chris rock and you fucked it up kill the messenger

  • 59 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:50pm

    She didn't say she gives it up. Jic some of u don't k o. 1. Women flirt at the bar/club to get drinks. 2. If you don't get her number or u get a fake one..she was def using u for drinks. 3. If she hooks up with ur friend even tho u bought saiddrinks all night ur ugly, bad shoes, to nice, bad breath, tried to hard, or u don't kno how to dress

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:58pm

    6:54 stfu I'm gunna give you a mouthful of blood if you don't shut up

  • 60 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:43pm

    Aids doesn't ruin ur vagina either

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:38pm

    WHAT A SLUT!!! Omfg your such a whore! Get a job and pay for beer... Not destroy your vagina!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:10pm

    Florida sluts, sluttier than most.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:57pm

    which is precisely why my bar tab "disappeared". vaginas are even better when the bartender wants yours.

  • 58 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:38pm

    6:37 I will kill you

  • 57 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:54am

    Plane tickets $410.00 iPod $199 Blanket $15 Vagina - Priceless Like Nothing else, there's vagina. Open a virgin today

  • 54 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:00pm

    someone is gonna slip her a roofie and get the last laugh

  • 61 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:01pm

    1123 the definition of a prostitute is accepting cash or objects for sex. Same thing if a guy did it. The argument is that she is flaunting her sexuality like a whore would in order to get free things. Ie Whorish or Prostitotish(yes I made that word up).

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:09pm

    My sausage wallet is never empty

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:10pm

    I am going to propose to this girl

  • 58 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:34pm

    Haven't I seen this on Lamebook?

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:22pm

    Visa's not accepted at the DMV ;D

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:34pm

    It's called you're a whore int the making with no soul without a credit card.

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:09pm

    It's every where you wanna be.... Bitches rock!!

  • 47 74
    Submitted by viper7 on Jun 4, 10 at 1:54pm

    Her vagina is more like an ATM, everyone's stuck it in at least once

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:26pm

    just goes to show that all women are whores....trading pussy for cash or something with a cash value....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:15pm

    It's not excepted in West Hollywood and I'm pretty sure most of San Francisco.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:30pm

    I just want to roll you up in a little ball and stuff you in my vagina

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:02pm

    For everything else there's vagina. It's not being a whore because we don't even have to use our vaginas we get shit just for having one. Why are people so hostile on this site? Get over yourself or slit ur wrist

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:56pm

    9:50 is old enough where they are starting to learn how to use a keyboard! How cute!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:47pm

    No I will not "stfd"

  • 53 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:46pm

    Shes a whore. Nuff said. Leave it at that why do people care

  • 55 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:41pm

    6:37 u gonna get raaaaaaped

  • 55 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:31pm

    how many dicks have been in that used up twat?

  • 56 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:38pm

    Chicks have close to a "robotic" guy... Dildo. =\

  • 44 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:14am

    Who cares if she flaunts herself for drinks. She is just perpetuating the stereotype that women can't take of themselves and need a man to provide for them. Have fun being treated like second class citizens cuz of that pussy you have

  • 53 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:17pm

    6:58 stfd shut the front door!

  • 51 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:18pm

    My drug dealer doesn't accept Visa. Suck it bitch.

  • 49 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:44pm

    I am Jack's utter lack of self worth.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:07am

    Everyone is going to laugh when she gets R A P E D

  • 51 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:23pm

    (608) My vagina has a theme song," I been everywhere man"

  • 51 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:37pm

    6:34 u gonna get raped

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:37pm

    4:39 please don't get my hopes up like that. I pray that it happens and happens soon.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:06pm

    This is from a Chris Rock stand-up routine..

  • 46 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:21pm

    and with that free beer you get the "whore" label and a lot of stds!

  • 45 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:55pm

    This dirty bitch has AIDSSSSSS

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:19pm

    My cock is accepted like cash.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:00pm

    Good to know south Florida is still full of whores.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:45pm

    This made my day! So funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:03am

    Just a little bit of AWESOME!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:19pm

    710 lick my saggy sausage wallet