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  • This can be quite misleading. Only hot girls drink for free. Ugly girls have to pay twice as much for beer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:31pm
  • Cocks are like american express. Fucking useless. Unless you find that one place that accepts it, then you just go there all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:14pm
  • I'll drop 15$ at happy hour to pound some fucking woo-bag skank. WIN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:45am
  • is it always open to? like 7-11?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:14pm
  • You just have to HAVE a vagina to get what you want, you don't have to use it. She's not a whore, she's smart. Boys are just jealous none of their body parts can get them free stuff. =P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:18pm
  • Wow, 4:25, you're page one of the Run Like Hell Handbook for Women

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Yes it does silly because all those free drinks will make her drunk and get raped and aids

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:40pm
  • what are you doin drinkin beer? get in the goddamn kitchen and make me a sandwich!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:18pm
  • 6:37 I will kill you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:38pm
  • florida florida. whoreville

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:48pm
  • Did i ever tell you the story about how i smothered in the roastbeef?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:16pm
  • 6:32 your a disgrace

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:34pm
  • Wish my cock was accepted like visa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:11pm
  • In america, pussy gets you beer and beer gets you pussy. In soviet russia, beer gets you pussy and pussy gets you beer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:20pm
  • Hahah enjoy the free beer and free herpes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:42pm
  • thats from chris rock and you fucked it up kill the messenger

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:57pm
  • Its not womens fault men, you allow this to happen. Blame your own hormones that take over as soon as you see a pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:40pm
  • Visa's not accepted at the DMV ;D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:22pm
  • Why are there so many fucking whores on this site?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:22am
  • I can has cheeseburger

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:10pm
  • I'm a nlgger I hate myself Yoyoyo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:50pm
  • Enjoy it now, in ten years no one will give you a second look.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:18pm
  • Her vagina is more like an ATM, everyone's stuck it in at least once

    Submitted by viper7 on Jun 4, 10 at 1:54pm
  • looks like someone found the frats..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:13pm
  • 1123 the definition of a prostitute is accepting cash or objects for sex. Same thing if a guy did it. The argument is that she is flaunting her sexuality like a whore would in order to get free things. Ie Whorish or Prostitotish(yes I made that word up).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:01pm
  • Haven't I seen this on Lamebook?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:34pm
  • No I will not "stfd"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:47pm
  • Gotta love girls with no self respect!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:59pm
  • Yes, you made up the word prostitot.... Because no one has EVER heard it before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:25pm
  • You can give me a mouthful of blood but I have to warn you, I'm a spitter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:05pm
  • She is either a whore or a gold digger 5:18.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:52pm
  • I wonder what the people look like that say enjoy it now.... I bet they wear alot of olive green and browns and have read all Harry potters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:36pm
  • but some vaginas are like diners club.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:47pm
  • This is why girls will eventually rule the world

    Submitted by haha_wait_wat on Mar 30, 11 at 3:44am
  • Spitters are quitters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:06am
  • 6:54 stfu I'm gunna give you a mouthful of blood if you don't shut up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:58pm
  • Plane tickets $410.00 iPod $199 Blanket $15 Vagina - Priceless Like Nothing else, there's vagina. Open a virgin today

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:54am
  • 9:50 is old enough where they are starting to learn how to use a keyboard! How cute!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:56pm
  • I am going to propose to this girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:10pm
  • It's not excepted in West Hollywood and I'm pretty sure most of San Francisco.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:15pm
  • This is great I need popcorn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:54pm
  • For everything else there's vagina. It's not being a whore because we don't even have to use our vaginas we get shit just for having one. Why are people so hostile on this site? Get over yourself or slit ur wrist

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:02pm
  • someone is gonna slip her a roofie and get the last laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:00pm
  • Everyone is going to laugh when she gets R A P E D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:07am
  • My sausage wallet is never empty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:09pm
  • what is a master card then?

    Submitted by blexrude on Feb 8, 11 at 1:35am
  • 125 the ish make it a new word and I was attempting to counteract the grammar nazis on here with their incessant bitching. Thanks for proving my point

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:04pm
  • It's every where you wanna be.... Bitches rock!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:09pm
  • Chicks have close to a "robotic" guy... Dildo. =\

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:38pm
  • Who tought them technology? Do other people know about this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:49pm
  • I just want to roll you up in a little ball and stuff you in my vagina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:30pm
  • I am Jack's utter lack of self worth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:44pm
  • just goes to show that all women are whores....trading pussy for cash or something with a cash value....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:26pm
  • This is why my wallet is empty after a night at the bars

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:58pm
  • (608) My vagina has a theme song," I been everywhere man"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:23pm
  • Marry me haha Prime

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:07am
  • which is precisely why my bar tab "disappeared". vaginas are even better when the bartender wants yours.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:57pm
  • its a two way street.. its ridiculous how guys feel the need to call every women a whore or slut just because they like doing the same thing - having sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:23am
  • how many dicks have been in that used up twat?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:31pm
  • 6:34 u gonna get raped

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:37pm
  • Aids doesn't ruin ur vagina either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:43pm
  • This dirty bitch has AIDSSSSSS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:55pm
  • 6:58 stfd shut the front door!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:17pm
  • 6:37 u gonna get raaaaaaped

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:41pm
  • and with that free beer you get the "whore" label and a lot of stds!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:21pm
  • Florida sluts, sluttier than most.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:10pm
  • It's called you're a whore int the making with no soul without a credit card.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:34pm
  • Just a little bit of AWESOME!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:03am
  • WHAT A SLUT!!! Omfg your such a whore! Get a job and pay for beer... Not destroy your vagina!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:38pm
  • My drug dealer doesn't accept Visa. Suck it bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:18pm
  • Shes a whore. Nuff said. Leave it at that why do people care

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:46pm
  • She didn't say she gives it up. Jic some of u don't k o. 1. Women flirt at the bar/club to get drinks. 2. If you don't get her number or u get a fake one..she was def using u for drinks. 3. If she hooks up with ur friend even tho u bought saiddrinks all night ur ugly, bad shoes, to nice, bad breath, tried to hard, or u don't kno how to dress

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:50pm
  • 4:39 please don't get my hopes up like that. I pray that it happens and happens soon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:37pm
  • Who cares if she flaunts herself for drinks. She is just perpetuating the stereotype that women can't take of themselves and need a man to provide for them. Have fun being treated like second class citizens cuz of that pussy you have

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:14am
  • This made my day! So funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:45pm
  • Good to know south Florida is still full of whores.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:00pm
  • This is from a Chris Rock stand-up routine..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:06pm
  • My cock is accepted like cash.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:19pm
  • 710 lick my saggy sausage wallet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:19pm