I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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This can be quite misleading. Only hot girls drink for free. Ugly girls have to pay twice as much for beer.
Cocks are like american express. Fucking useless. Unless you find that one place that accepts it, then you just go there all the time.
I'll drop 15$ at happy hour to pound some
fucking woo-bag skank.
is it always open to? like 7-11?
Yes it does silly because all those free drinks will make her drunk and get raped and aids
You just have to HAVE a vagina to get what you want, you don't have to use it. She's not a whore, she's smart. Boys are just jealous none of their body parts can get them free stuff. =P
Wow, 4:25, you're page one of the Run Like Hell Handbook for Women
what are you doin drinkin beer? get in the goddamn kitchen and make me a sandwich!
6:37 I will kill you
florida florida. whoreville
Did i ever tell you the story about how i smothered in the roastbeef?
Wish my cock was accepted like visa
6:32 your a disgrace
thats from chris rock and you fucked it up
kill the messenger
In america, pussy gets you beer and beer gets you pussy. In soviet russia, beer gets you pussy and pussy gets you beer.
Why are there so many fucking whores on this site?
Visa's not accepted at the DMV ;D
Hahah enjoy the free beer and free herpes
Its not womens fault men, you allow this to happen. Blame your own hormones that take over as soon as you see a pussy.
I can has cheeseburger
I'm a nlgger I hate myself
looks like someone found the frats..
1123 the definition of a prostitute is accepting cash or objects for sex. Same thing if a guy did it. The argument is that she is flaunting her sexuality like a whore would in order to get free things. Ie Whorish or Prostitotish(yes I made that word up).
Enjoy it now, in ten years no one will give you a second look.
Her vagina is more like an ATM, everyone's stuck it in at least once
No I will not "stfd"
Yes, you made up the word prostitot.... Because no one has EVER heard it before.
Haven't I seen this on Lamebook?
I wonder what the people look like that say enjoy it now.... I bet they wear alot of olive green and browns and have read all Harry potters
Gotta love girls with no self respect!
You can give me a mouthful of blood but I have to warn you, I'm a spitter
but some vaginas are like diners club.......
She is either a whore or a gold digger 5:18.
This is why girls will eventually rule the world
Spitters are quitters
6:54 stfu I'm gunna give you a mouthful of blood if you don't shut up
I am going to propose to this girl
Plane tickets $410.00
Vagina - Priceless
Like Nothing else, there's vagina.
Open a virgin today
9:50 is old enough where they are starting to learn how to use a keyboard! How cute!
Chicks have close to a "robotic" guy... Dildo. =\
It's not excepted in West Hollywood and I'm pretty sure most of San Francisco.
This is great I need popcorn
For everything else there's vagina. It's not being a whore because we don't even have to use our vaginas we get shit just for having one. Why are people so hostile on this site? Get over yourself or slit ur wrist
what is a master card then?
someone is gonna slip her a roofie and get the last laugh
125 the ish make it a new word and I was attempting to counteract the grammar nazis on here with their incessant bitching. Thanks for proving my point
I just want to roll you up in a little ball and stuff you in my vagina
It's every where you wanna be.... Bitches rock!!
Who tought them technology? Do other people know about this?
My sausage wallet is never empty
just goes to show that all women are whores....trading pussy for cash or something with a cash value....
Everyone is going to laugh when she gets
R A P E D
(608) My vagina has a theme song," I been everywhere man"
I am Jack's utter lack of self worth.
This is why my wallet is empty after a night at the bars
Marry me haha
which is precisely why my bar tab "disappeared". vaginas are even better when the bartender wants yours.
its a two way street.. its ridiculous how guys feel the need to call every women a whore or slut just because they like doing the same thing - having sex.
how many dicks have been in that used up twat?
6:34 u gonna get raped
This dirty bitch has AIDSSSSSS
It's called you're a whore int the making with no soul without a credit card.
6:58 stfd shut the front door!
Florida sluts, sluttier than most.
Aids doesn't ruin ur vagina either
6:37 u gonna get raaaaaaped
and with that free beer you get the "whore" label and a lot of stds!
WHAT A SLUT!!! Omfg your such a whore! Get a job and pay for beer... Not destroy your vagina!!
Just a little bit of AWESOME!!!!!!
My drug dealer doesn't accept Visa. Suck it bitch.
Shes a whore. Nuff said. Leave it at that why do people care
She didn't say she gives it up. Jic some of u don't k o. 1. Women flirt at the bar/club to get drinks. 2. If you don't get her number or u get a fake one..she was def using u for drinks. 3. If she hooks up with ur friend even tho u bought saiddrinks all night ur ugly, bad shoes, to nice, bad breath, tried to hard, or u don't kno how to dress
4:39 please don't get my hopes up like that. I pray that it happens and happens soon.
Who cares if she flaunts herself for drinks. She is just perpetuating the stereotype that women can't take of themselves and need a man to provide for them. Have fun being treated like second class citizens cuz of that pussy you have
This made my day! So funny!
Good to know south Florida is still full of whores.
My cock is accepted like cash.
This is from a Chris Rock stand-up routine..
710 lick my saggy sausage wallet