Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
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You better be dead by the time I get there so I don't kill you...
I want to text people like this
that is how UBER JESUS died for our sins
I'm fucking your mom thats what I'm doing
Always keepin it real classy East Texas.