She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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Why is your mom giving you head?
She only gives good head because you have a small penis
So in other words, she gives good head to you, but can't give it to most other guys. That sounds even more awesome.
I'll take a small penis over a big dick .. If the guy attached to the small penis is decent, you can buy a bigger toy, cant fix a jerk that thinks his big dick makes him g.i.b.
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Well since the vagina only has erogenous nerve receptors in the first two inches of vaginal walls, length has very little to do with vaginal sensation. What matters is how wide the penis is. She could like your tiny dick because it's as thick as beer can.
LMFAO. you just made my life.
I like peoples bitter, outraged comments born out of sheer jealousy haha keep it up!
It's good head cause she is used to sucking her thumb.
Btw short doesnt mean baby dick. Maybe just not up to average.
Oh, she cares.
Awesome lol same here and no shes not fat or old and shes far from ugly. Ya know it is possible
I cook, and I give GREAT head. Do I get a cookie?
At least..at least a cookie. Aim higher. :-)
No cookie. How about a beautiful pearl necklace?
Does she floss her teeth with that little thing? If so buy the ring tmrw.
Dude sounds like a keeper if she is atleast decent lookin
Holy fuck...\nmy Dad literally said this to me this morning about his new girlfriend.
Weeeelllcoooome aboooard it's loooooove!
Its not hard to give a good bj to a small penis. but sorry size matters. You better lick her pussy amazingly.. Btw.. Are you asain?
Mordantmouth, you just made my day
Just saying, the majority of men do have smallish penises, so there would be a lot of lonely men out there I'd only te big ones got sucked. And I'm guessing the majority of you guys DO have small dicks. So congratz you're hypocrites!
That's because she gets the big dicks elsewhere.
Haha you suck
Sounds like this is her first time out on her own and you found her before she could be educated, ahem, corrupted. Good for you!
People are so fuckin mean lol it is funny though!
I agree with Repomike, those are the top 3 signs that she's a fatass
And she weighs 400lbs!!
As long as you dont care that she's fat, then it's a match made in heaven!!
She'll eventually wise up
this is a lie, this woman does not exist and why should she
Marry her Peewee
wow i think this is about me....
Ew. Trust me, she cares. That's gross. Only guys with fully grown penises should get head.
Thats really mean, fuckhead.
1:50 what kind of question is that, he has a small penis- OF COURSE HES ASIAN
Fuck this. So untrue. Nobody likes a tiny dick. And I'm sure it feels good to you OP, she can fit your whole inch of cock in her mouth at once, balls included.
why does this have so many thumbs down?
because you're a loose whore.
thats cuz she's remembering the big dick she gets from someelse. he probably cooks for her too. lol sorry op
You forgot to mention that she is overweight, butt ugly, and in her seventies, and that the only reason she gives good head to your baby cock is because she has to gum it since she doesn't have teeth, but best wishes to you both!
Anyone that doesn't care about a small penis has to be unattractive .. Can't have it all 😂