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  • Why is your mom giving you head?

    Submitted by redstrip2010 on Jun 10, 10 at 9:11am
  • She only gives good head because you have a small penis

    Submitted by belzrn on Jun 10, 10 at 11:04am
    • So in other words, she gives good head to you, but can't give it to most other guys. That sounds even more awesome.

      Submitted by Herschel on Jun 10, 10 at 4:29pm
  • I'll take a small penis over a big dick .. If the guy attached to the small penis is decent, you can buy a bigger toy, cant fix a jerk that thinks his big dick makes him g.i.b.

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 10, 10 at 1:35pm
  • Paid for by the Counsel for Small Penises and Low Standards.

    Submitted by mordantmouth on Jun 10, 10 at 9:37am
  • Well since the vagina only has erogenous nerve receptors in the first two inches of vaginal walls, length has very little to do with vaginal sensation. What matters is how wide the penis is. She could like your tiny dick because it's as thick as beer can.

    Submitted by TheTodControl on Jun 10, 10 at 9:05pm
  • I like peoples bitter, outraged comments born out of sheer jealousy haha keep it up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 10 at 12:24pm
  • It's good head cause she is used to sucking her thumb.

    Submitted by yourbarbe on Jun 10, 10 at 11:36am
  • Btw short doesnt mean baby dick. Maybe just not up to average.

    Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 10, 10 at 12:31pm
  • Oh, she cares.

    Submitted by ldato on Jun 10, 10 at 10:08am
  • @ mordantmouth-LMAO!!!

    Submitted by jprincess on Jun 10, 10 at 2:49pm
  • Awesome lol same here and no shes not fat or old and shes far from ugly. Ya know it is possible

    Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 10, 10 at 12:12pm
  • I cook, and I give GREAT head. Do I get a cookie?

    Submitted by Xivenia on Jun 10, 10 at 8:02pm
  • Does she floss her teeth with that little thing? If so buy the ring tmrw.

    Submitted by tangerineballs on Jun 10, 10 at 8:51pm
  • Dude sounds like a keeper if she is atleast decent lookin

    Submitted by trigger10 on Jun 10, 10 at 1:09pm
  • Holy fuck...\nmy Dad literally said this to me this morning about his new girlfriend.

    Submitted by fuckashleyy on Jun 11, 10 at 1:08am
  • Weeeelllcoooome aboooard it's loooooove!

    Submitted by mordantmouth on Jun 10, 10 at 2:26pm
  • Just saying, the majority of men do have smallish penises, so there would be a lot of lonely men out there I'd only te big ones got sucked. And I'm guessing the majority of you guys DO have small dicks. So congratz you're hypocrites!

    Submitted by shnoodle11223344 on Jun 13, 10 at 11:49am
  • Its not hard to give a good bj to a small penis. but sorry size matters. You better lick her pussy amazingly.. Btw.. Are you asain?

    Submitted by incognito31 on Jun 11, 10 at 1:50am
  • Mordantmouth, you just made my day

    Submitted by sexy_beast on Jun 12, 10 at 1:00am
  • People are so fuckin mean lol it is funny though!

    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jun 10, 10 at 12:32pm
  • Haha you suck

    Submitted by yeah52 on Jun 10, 10 at 9:05am
  • That's because she gets the big dicks elsewhere.

    Submitted by fiercelove18 on Jun 10, 10 at 9:34pm
  • Sounds like this is her first time out on her own and you found her before she could be educated, ahem, corrupted. Good for you!

    Submitted by EclecticPandora on May 9, 11 at 11:09pm
  • I agree with Repomike, those are the top 3 signs that she's a fatass

    Submitted by trke0302 on Jun 10, 10 at 1:17pm
  • And she weighs 400lbs!!

    Submitted by Repomike on Jun 10, 10 at 10:48am
  • As long as you dont care that she's fat, then it's a match made in heaven!!

    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Apr 17, 12 at 6:13am
  • She'll eventually wise up

    Submitted by firedancersirka on Jun 10, 10 at 10:45am
  • Marry her Peewee

    Submitted by hogfish on Aug 27, 12 at 9:25pm
  • this is a lie, this woman does not exist and why should she

    Submitted by Fred_di on Jun 10, 10 at 10:44am
  • Burn

    Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 15, 10 at 1:55am
  • wow i think this is about me....

    Submitted by leilastar77 on Jun 10, 10 at 9:23pm
  • 1:50 what kind of question is that, he has a small penis- OF COURSE HES ASIAN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 10 at 5:06am
  • Ew. Trust me, she cares. That's gross. Only guys with fully grown penises should get head.

    Submitted by Tokiotht on Jun 10, 10 at 10:31am
  • Fuck this. So untrue. Nobody likes a tiny dick. And I'm sure it feels good to you OP, she can fit your whole inch of cock in her mouth at once, balls included.

    Submitted by RadMuffin on Jun 10, 10 at 12:21pm
  • Bad night.

    Submitted by brandohhhh on Jun 10, 10 at 9:05am
  • thats cuz she's remembering the big dick she gets from someelse. he probably cooks for her too. lol sorry op

    Submitted by Toots13 on Nov 7, 10 at 12:56pm
  • You forgot to mention that she is overweight, butt ugly, and in her seventies, and that the only reason she gives good head to your baby cock is because she has to gum it since she doesn't have teeth, but best wishes to you both!

    Submitted by Bloodknight on Jun 10, 10 at 11:44am
  • Anyone that doesn't care about a small penis has to be unattractive .. Can't have it all 😂

    Submitted by MLOVES_T_F_L_N on Sep 3, 12 at 1:08pm