Last Night in Switzerland (+41)

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  Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.

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  What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?

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  How did she break his doorknob?

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  That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.

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  She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"

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  my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED

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  I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples

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  look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.

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