Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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Too bad they'll use a bag valve mask when they arrive...no fairy tale for you :(
No. The dumb girl version.
You're a fucking retard
I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like that.
With my luck it would be a 300 lb dyke.
Original version of Sleeping Beauty? FAR surpasses your supposed sluttiness.
This is the path to shooting up an elementary school.
FYI not all EMTs are male or bull dykes.
Until he sees the ferpes on your face and thinks better of it