i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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...as opposed to stealing dead cats?
You're an asshole. I had a cat stolen by a dick head like you once. I'd fucking kick your lame ass to the curb if I had the chance.
Jj settle, it's a joke
Holy shit, it's a cat burglar!!!
I need to get better at stealing live cats. Crazy cat lady in training.
I stole a fish tank from school...
hahahaha wHw you make an excellent point.
Or just nobody cared cuz everyone hates cats. Just read FML everything on there is about how a cat ruined someones life
Billy the Exterminator could use another mullet buddy, give him a shout.
Wow, your life must suck a lot for you to get to this point
ohmyfuckinggod. soko you just made me laugh so hard i almost cried. love it. (:
Idg why people think cats are mean. My cat loves me and always wants to cuddle.
I hope you weren't looking for love.\nCats love no one.
Not true annekohnduh. You must have evil pussies lurking in your vicinity.