Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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Actually that was his brother James... common misconception. Jesus said, "It's better to receive a bj from Mary Magdalen, then to hang out in the sausage-fest presence of the 12 douche-bags that keep pestering me to do magic." And then he took his name in vain.
Jesus Lopez, right? I hang out with that guy all the time. He's wise beyond his years...
Jesus would never say that, don't forget he was a dude too
He also said he'd cum again...or was it come again?
Part of the lost scriptures. "and Jesus said unto them, 'go forth and knowest thy brothers before thy whores.'"
That just made my day well play
what if you're best friend's a douche bag?
I had no idea people had such terrible grammar until I started lurking here
And yet, you have failed to use any punctuation. This proves your point, I suppose.
ah us 706'ers and our bible belt
Call me crazy, but I don't think Jesus would've said that!
Although he also said it’s better to give than to receive and we all know that’s a lie
Jesus no existe.
I don't remember this.
a-owsome! ya dag tell it to ur sister!
What?? No he didn't. Jesus was perfect - he would never lie
Oh, cool. Jesus died for our sins, but I'm glad his name can be used in vain to discuss blowjobs and douche bags.
Is that in Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John?! :)