Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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They're great tools.
Like getting out of going to jail!
I know what you mean... someone broke out mine the other night to tip the pizza guy... I mean really. Yes it's great that they'll always deliver to us now, but if I'm going to be topless in front of that many men I at least need to be compensated with more than a slice of pepperoni.
In case of emergency, unhook bra.
XD,There is Some Strange text here
Lol wat emargancys, sex?