Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
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best. friend. ever.
wow way to be a pussy and not just say you gotta go and have a good night...god forbid he thinks something is wrong and *gasp* worries...or you know you stop being a whore and buy your own damn lunch
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hey if it worked both ways I wouldn't care but if a guy pulls this he's a monster and its accepted if he gets assaulted by the chick of if she chimpsout and destroys his car/stuff
Amen. Fuck double standards.
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only some girls. if I bring a guy home I allow a shower & maybe breakfast/lunch. no need to remember my name, # or email. & sure as hell NOOOOOOOO coming over ever again.
If there's a double standard, it's in the guy's favor. If a guy fucks a random and dips, he's a player, if a girl does the same, she's a whore (like you said..lol). And I've never heard of anyone supporting a chick flipping out bc the random she screwed doesn't want to marry her after all. She'd just be a dumb whore, then... yeah, the double standard is not in the girl's favor here.
Heh. Girls can be players, just as much as guys can..\n\nHave you ever seen the face of a guy after you just told him, he is just as much of a piece of ass to you as you are him? Priceless. I say you go girl! This is hilarious.
What happens when the bathroom doesn't have a window?
Santa barbara? An escape nonetheless