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  • 86 51
    Submitted by Hangledangleluv on Apr 5, 11 at 3:27pm

    mama always said never buy a car without taking it for a test drive

  • 87 54
    Submitted by damn_gurl on Apr 5, 11 at 3:23pm

    and yet when you actually find the perfect penis, the owner will deny you cause you'll probably have the herps by then. lose lose situation

  • 82 61
    Submitted by dadx2 on Apr 5, 11 at 3:30pm

    Do you think you are worthy of the perfect penis?

  • 68 45
    Submitted by satanslilhelper on Apr 5, 11 at 7:15pm

    @Burger: one opinion can hardly be considered sufficient testing

  • 65 57
    Submitted by Taipan on Apr 5, 11 at 5:58pm

    And by the time you actually find it, YOU will have waaaayyyy too many miles on you and some weird shit going on under the hood.

  • 54 55
    Submitted by fatallyfaux on Apr 6, 11 at 12:19pm

    If you play safe, what fucking difference does it make if you sleep around? Guys can fuck girls left and right, but when a girl just wants to find a decent penis she immediately becomes a herp slut? That's sexism.

    • 36 68
      Submitted by monicamischief on Apr 6, 11 at 1:12pm

      yup. I think the 15 year old boys on this site believe that sexism makes them cool and manly. \n\nAs long as she has safe sex and she's precautious, she's not going to get loaded up with STIs, guys. Herpes scars are obvious. I denied a few suspicious looking guys before for that very reason. Plus, I've gotten around and I've never had any STIs.

      • 38 42
        Submitted by destructo on Apr 7, 11 at 2:19am

        I could care less if a woman sleeps arround, what sucks is when you have to strap a board to your ass so you dont fall in to her cavernous vagina.

    • 44 59
      Submitted by Taipan on Apr 6, 11 at 2:53pm

      It's not necessarily acceptable for men to "fuck girls left and right". Of course it's acceptable amongst their bros and other men like them, but many women don't want a womanizing man-slut. And a little sex ed guys... some STI's can get around condoms. Sometimes the man is just a carrier and shows no symptoms, but can pass it on to a woman. For you Monica (assuming you're not lying), I'm just gonna chalk it up to sheer dumb luck.

  • 51 53
    Submitted by mjhernandez4560 on Apr 6, 11 at 9:22am

    The penis may be perfect but what about the guy it's attached to?

  • 47 46
    Submitted by Boo24 on Apr 12, 11 at 1:24am

    Every one of u giving this girl shit obviously is a giddy goody virgin. Shut up let her live her life it's hers to live the way she wants! Go shove your negative comments up your ass!

  • 50 66
    Submitted by GX22Hellboy on Apr 5, 11 at 3:19pm

    Sending you my number now

  • 39 45
    Submitted by dlm9891 on Apr 6, 11 at 3:06pm

    Monica...I'm a girl and I'm all for equality but please shut up. You're making us all look bad.

  • 43 62
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 6, 11 at 12:04am

    No, it just makes you another Jersey Shore slut.

  • 42 62
    Submitted by aliGATORnom on Apr 6, 11 at 6:56pm

    mama also said you're a dirty, dirty whore.

  • 39 57
    Submitted by bee222 on Apr 7, 11 at 12:33am

    Taipan you a total buzz kill.

  • 35 51
    Submitted by navyseals21 on Apr 5, 11 at 11:05pm

    Haha nice go for it

  • 33 49
    Submitted by bee222 on Apr 7, 11 at 12:35am

    Taipan ur a buzz kill.

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Burger331 on Apr 5, 11 at 6:11pm

    You can have a crack at my one if you want. Have only had positive results so far.