I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
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Once Ronald McDonald figured out the key to getting laid, he never changed his game again.
You should have. Obviously his hands were full.
Who wouldn't let him in?!
Taco bell only
with enough vodka sounds like you'd let anyone in the back door
🙏 If only I could get that knock at my door right now 😚
Ronald McDonald out in the park lying there drunk and chundering (puking) all over the place and you stand there and laugh then walk away.