Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
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Evidently, HE has very low standards though.
Just as he wants to scream "ONLY REASON I'M HERE IS CAUSE SHE'S EASY"
Because being materialistic IS better than having low standards.
Right, better to be a shallow gold digger
But a self-aware shallow gold digger, at least. Could be worse.
Get an education and buy your own shit, skank.
Porsches are boring, hope your life is too, skank.
What, the fact that she's bangin' some dude for free shit is more ridiculous than guys dating girls who like to give head, cook breakfast and don't mind being cheated on.
Only David Duchovny isn't a douchebag who drives a porsche. I like Californication.
Yeah, much better to let everyone know that you're a shallow cunt than possibly be mistaken for someone who can see inner beauty. Have fun alone or with someone who doesn't love you! Haha!!
Nice work being a 'not so secret' prostitute...
Being superficial means you have low standards
To Zulu: the cayenne is that g ay Porsche soccer mom car. Perhaps you meant the cayman? Durrrrr
:) Story of my life. *high five*
Oh yeah. She's a keeper. As in " keep'er gold digging mitts outta my wallet"
They are NOT mutually exclusive
Just make a t-shirt.
Unless the car is a Cayenne S turbocharged, it's a pile of shit... Sorry porsche lovers!
been there done that
I like her.
If you are really that much hotter than him, passersby will assume he's rich and that you're with him for that reason.
He'll dump you for a younger model in a few years, don't worry.
Damn. Took too long posting...
firsty. Hope there's a prenup for him lol