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  • Submitted by equinoxe on Oct 5, 10 at 11:36am

    Evidently, HE has very low standards though.

  • Submitted by MeatHead on Oct 5, 10 at 12:29pm

    Just as he wants to scream "ONLY REASON I'M HERE IS CAUSE SHE'S EASY"

  • Submitted by ShortfuckingBus on Oct 5, 10 at 12:00pm

    Get an education and buy your own shit, skank.

  • Submitted by Brave22 on Oct 5, 10 at 11:16am

    Because being materialistic IS better than having low standards.

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      Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Oct 5, 10 at 12:01pm

      Right, better to be a shallow gold digger

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        Submitted by paulymath on Oct 5, 10 at 12:43pm

        But a self-aware shallow gold digger, at least. Could be worse.

  • Submitted by astonmartin on Oct 5, 10 at 11:33am

    Skanktastic

  • Submitted by ThEnder on Oct 5, 10 at 12:15pm

    Porsches are boring, hope your life is too, skank.

  • Submitted by alright367 on Oct 5, 10 at 7:38pm

    What, the fact that she's bangin' some dude for free shit is more ridiculous than guys dating girls who like to give head, cook breakfast and don't mind being cheated on.

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    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Oct 5, 10 at 11:19am

    Only David Duchovny isn't a douchebag who drives a porsche. I like Californication.

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    Submitted by Vagmanec on Oct 5, 10 at 9:27pm

    Yeah, much better to let everyone know that you're a shallow cunt than possibly be mistaken for someone who can see inner beauty. Have fun alone or with someone who doesn't love you! Haha!!

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    Submitted by drunksms2u on Oct 5, 10 at 6:41pm

    Nice work being a 'not so secret' prostitute...

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    Submitted by kevxster on Oct 5, 10 at 8:07pm

    They are NOT mutually exclusive

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    Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Oct 5, 10 at 10:37pm

    Just make a t-shirt.

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    Submitted by jizzjizzjizz on Oct 5, 10 at 10:48pm

    been there done that

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    Submitted by 2144571774 on Oct 7, 10 at 1:55am

    Oh yeah. She's a keeper. As in " keep'er gold digging mitts outta my wallet"

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    Submitted by blamblam on Oct 6, 10 at 9:48am

    If you are really that much hotter than him, passersby will assume he's rich and that you're with him for that reason.

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    Submitted by SALIA on Oct 6, 10 at 8:47am

    I like her.

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    Submitted by mar363 on Oct 13, 10 at 9:53pm

    :) Story of my life. *high five*

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    Submitted by ZuluPapaSan on Oct 6, 10 at 7:44am

    Unless the car is a Cayenne S turbocharged, it's a pile of shit... Sorry porsche lovers!

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    Submitted by atlas117 on Mar 25, 12 at 4:15am

    Being superficial means you have low standards

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    Submitted by whatdableep on Oct 11, 10 at 10:24pm

    He'll dump you for a younger model in a few years, don't worry.

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    Submitted by bubba70 on Oct 5, 10 at 11:03pm

    same thing...

  • Submitted by mehmehxxx on Oct 5, 10 at 11:15am

    firsty. Hope there's a prenup for him lol

  • Submitted by mehmehxxx on Oct 5, 10 at 11:18am

    Damn. Took too long posting...

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    Submitted by brnfrk78 on Jun 8, 11 at 10:46am

    To Zulu: the cayenne is that g ay Porsche soccer mom car. Perhaps you meant the cayman? Durrrrr

  • Submitted by zachneedg2 on Oct 5, 10 at 11:14am

    First