All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
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ipso facto columbo oreo - you just sent a text saying "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend."
And now everyone has seen it! Congrats!
Winning at life.
I read this is a girl sending this text to her ex who screwed her over.
Damn You! I was looking for those for my g@y golfer costume.