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  • Submitted by freshwatercrabby on Oct 21, 10 at 11:53am

    The penis doesn't have muscles in it... Good luck with nursing school.

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      Submitted by BlackSheepParty on Oct 21, 10 at 12:09pm

      haha, it's made up layers of tissue. good one!

  • Submitted by Blackmane on Oct 21, 10 at 11:58am

    Nursing school fail!

  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Oct 21, 10 at 1:34pm

    Just because you know the anatomy does not mean you know how to use it. But it's a lovely suggestion.

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      Submitted by MissMcLovin on Oct 27, 10 at 11:48pm

      She doesn't even know the anatomy! The penis doesn't have muscle's. It consists entirely of layers of vascular tissue, which fills up with blood to make an erection. EPIC FAIL

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    Submitted by Phys on Oct 21, 10 at 12:20pm

    Who cares about arguing about how factual the science of this is I just wanna know if she's telling the truth about other things

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    Submitted by iniquitybliss on Oct 21, 10 at 12:30pm

    @bren4220: no. nice try though.

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    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Oct 21, 10 at 1:23pm

    does the bulbospongiosus muscle count as being in the penis? Certainally plays a critical role...

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      Submitted by schlock on Oct 21, 10 at 3:27pm

      Technically its outside or "peripenile", and really I wouldn't want her messing with that either.

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    Submitted by evrythngisrltv on Oct 21, 10 at 5:48pm

    False. From a man that went to a school primarily known for nursing, nursing students are hypochondriacs and kinky generally goes right out the window

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      Submitted by Clown2TheLeft on Oct 21, 10 at 6:06pm

      ...until they graduate and start banging the paramedics...

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    Submitted by dukedelt1 on Oct 21, 10 at 1:45pm

    Ok FOCKER. It's a dude.

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    Submitted by dualtwinkies on Oct 21, 10 at 4:07pm

    No it isn't and no you don't! You suck!

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    Submitted by nawley on Oct 21, 10 at 4:37pm

    The penis is not a muscle, but there are muscles within it that control the blood flow.

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    Submitted by PhoenixGrey on Oct 22, 10 at 7:57am

    Don't need to know how to use HIS muscles, just yours and your mouth. His penis should just be along for the ride of a lifetime. When you get to your OB/GYN clinicals you will REALLY learn how to turn sex into a pay-per-view event :D

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    Submitted by aspenc6 on Oct 21, 10 at 8:55pm

    The penis does have muscles dumbass, it has smooth muscles that control the blood flow, however it is composed mostly of spongy tissue,

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 10 at 12:05am

    I am a urologist, what does that say about me?

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    Submitted by bren4220 on Oct 21, 10 at 12:12pm

    The trabecular muscles are muscle tissue, and are found in the human wang. nursing school win.

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      Submitted by schlock on Oct 21, 10 at 12:33pm

      So Papaverine injections directly into the penis? No thank you.

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    Submitted by dmgavin01 on Oct 22, 10 at 11:21pm

    Keep in mind she was probably fucked up out of her mind when texting this (and not thinking about all correct nursing terms)....

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    Submitted by biermore on Oct 21, 10 at 11:45pm

    Who else agrees that the penis should definatly be an organ. I mean 2or3 organs lead to ur dick somehow

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    Submitted by jayharper08 on Oct 21, 10 at 11:42am

    I likes!