Texts From Last Night · Last Night in (224)

Sorry, invalid areacode. Here are some texts you might like though.

Last Night in Illinois (224)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

Favorite
(618): View more from Illinois

He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."

(224): View more from Illinois

Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(618): He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you." (224): Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out. http://tfl.nu/vy5b

Replies (7) Good night (1269) Bad night (455)
Favorite
(312): View more from Illinois

I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.

(224): View more from Illinois

Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(312): I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks. (224): Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however. http://tfl.nu/lo15

Replies (8) Good night (1595) Bad night (275)
Favorite
(224): View more from Illinois

I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(224): I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania http://tfl.nu/5wck

Replies (14) Good night (2072) Bad night (343) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(224): View more from Illinois

I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(224): I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!". http://tfl.nu/pw3u

Replies (8) Good night (2836) Bad night (431)
Favorite
(224): View more from Illinois

They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(224): They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship. http://tfl.nu/ra28

Replies (4) Good night (437) Bad night (891) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(224): View more from Illinois

Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(224): Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal http://tfl.nu/8wqr

Replies (2) Good night (1939) Bad night (390) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(224): View more from Illinois

Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(224): Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect http://tfl.nu/i76x

Replies (3) Good night (1241) Bad night (511) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(224): View more from Illinois

I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(224): I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure http://tfl.nu/kybt

Replies (3) Good night (349) Bad night (1275) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(224): View more from Illinois

dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(224): dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks http://tfl.nu/taq1

Replies (5) Good night (465) Bad night (1634) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(224): View more from Illinois

I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(224): I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring. http://tfl.nu/u70q

Replies (6) Good night (2057) Bad night (435) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(224): View more from Illinois

It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(224): It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo. http://tfl.nu/9q3e

Replies (6) Good night (1523) Bad night (482) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(224): View more from Illinois

update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(224): update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories. http://tfl.nu/22b8

Replies (6) Good night (1667) Bad night (1037) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(224): View more from Illinois

Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(224): Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober http://tfl.nu/war3

Replies (15) Good night (1947) Bad night (623) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(224): View more from Illinois

Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(224): Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day. http://tfl.nu/yhb5

Replies (39) Good night (4004) Bad night (690)
Favorite
(224): View more from Illinois

Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(224): Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it. http://tfl.nu/voj2

Replies (6) Good night (1890) Bad night (646) Order T-Shirt

Last Night in Illinois (224)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: