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  • You're doing it wrong

    Submitted by Glazed on Jul 28, 10 at 10:18am
  • The bigger accomplishment would be if he bruised your mouth with his dick.

    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Jul 28, 10 at 9:53am
  • Thaaaaats not an accomplishment.. Sorry.. You apparently suck in all the wrong ways.

    Submitted by mswims on Jul 28, 10 at 10:27am
  • Rule 312: If you suck dick at sucking dick, That is not a good thing. YOU FAIL!

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 28, 10 at 11:51am
  • I believe the word "bruised" is throwing you guys off. Perhaps Hickey would have been a better term?

    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 28, 10 at 10:32am
  • I hardly come from head. Road head seems to work pretty good but it takes twenty miles. And if you bruise it you're doing it wrong.

    Submitted by Fear_Cartaidh on Jul 28, 10 at 10:54am
  • Ahh the ol' blowjob tooth-snag. Classic.

    Submitted by AhhClassic on Jul 28, 10 at 12:48pm
  • How the fuck hard were you doin it woman?!

    Submitted by sexilexi16 on Jul 30, 10 at 12:39am
  • no teeth on the dick dumbass

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 28, 10 at 2:19pm
  • i feel like this is actually just a bad, sloppy, amateur blowjob. idk about you but i never met a guy who appreciates a bruised dick.

    Submitted by failboats on Jul 28, 10 at 2:36pm
  • Thats some dick suckin right there

    Submitted by okiestunnaboy on Jul 28, 10 at 2:32pm
  • Haha, I did that once (only I was really pissed at the guy). I felt accomplished too.

    Submitted by Nan on Jul 28, 10 at 4:48pm
  • It's NOT* hard to bite it. Fuck, now I feel like an idiot.

    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 28, 10 at 9:26pm
  • Fartsatwork,\nThat just happened to me, my husband was gone for a year and I bruised my lips giving him head.

    Submitted by dove85 on Jul 31, 10 at 3:01am
  • i think this would have been infinitely worse if it was worded as such: "I bruised his mouth WITH MY DICK!!"

    Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jul 29, 10 at 5:29pm
  • This really isn't a "Thumbs up" or a "thumbs down" I think it's just kinda neutral.

    Submitted by MrWonderland on Jul 28, 10 at 11:01am
  • Ya well some guys can't cum from just a blowjob, or they will, but it takes forever!!! My first time, I didn't cum at all after 15 minutes... Second time, she decided to go until I came, took more than half an hour...

    Submitted by A__C on Jul 28, 10 at 9:53am
  • I agree

    Submitted by iagree on Jul 28, 10 at 9:27am
  • It's bot hard to bite it. Idiot.

    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 28, 10 at 9:25pm
  • I don't really think it's a fail because it doesn't hurt the guy during the blow job, only afterward... \n\n@hitthewall: I've done it, too.

    Submitted by Starfire on Jul 28, 10 at 3:20pm
  • Shiiiiiiit I want you over Sunday.

    Submitted by FirstyPretzil on Jul 29, 10 at 12:00am
  • accomplished?

    Submitted by laf24 on Jul 28, 10 at 1:35pm
  • What the fuck did you accomplish? A shitty blow job? FUCK YOURSELF.

    Submitted by greenbumho on Jul 28, 10 at 8:33pm
  • Health class great thing, all guys can and will come from a blow job, if they arnt then who ever is giving it isnt doing it good, and i'm not sure if the poster meant hickey or like black and blue bruise

    Submitted by bigahardboy on Mar 21, 11 at 4:26pm
  • Well there are many things that can do that like a paintball or air soft gun or even biting in the middle of blowing him

    Submitted by imajew on Jul 29, 10 at 4:21pm
  • Jeez how hard did u suck

    Submitted by lauren01 on Jul 28, 10 at 10:57pm
  • Is it bad to say I've done this? AND he came.

    Submitted by hitthewall on Jul 28, 10 at 11:07am
  • first! and... ouch! congrats...[?]

    Submitted by AllDayWasted2679 on Jul 28, 10 at 9:25am
  • Damn! You could suck a golf ball through a hose can't you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 10 at 11:23pm