I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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You're doing it wrong
You beat me to it.
no, seems she did.
The bigger accomplishment would be if he bruised your mouth with his dick.
Thaaaaats not an accomplishment.. Sorry.. You apparently suck in all the wrong ways.
Rule 312: If you suck dick at sucking dick, That is not a good thing. YOU FAIL!
I believe the word "bruised" is throwing you guys off. Perhaps Hickey would have been a better term?
Ahh the ol' blowjob tooth-snag. Classic.
How the fuck hard were you doin it woman?!
I hardly come from head. Road head seems to work pretty good but it takes twenty miles. And if you bruise it you're doing it wrong.
i feel like this is actually just a bad, sloppy, amateur blowjob. idk about you but i never met a guy who appreciates a bruised dick.
no teeth on the dick dumbass
It's NOT* hard to bite it. Fuck, now I feel like an idiot.
Fartsatwork,\nThat just happened to me, my husband was gone for a year and I bruised my lips giving him head.
Haha, I did that once (only I was really pissed at the guy). I felt accomplished too.
Thats some dick suckin right there
i think this would have been infinitely worse if it was worded as such: "I bruised his mouth WITH MY DICK!!"
This really isn't a "Thumbs up" or a "thumbs down" I think it's just kinda neutral.
Ya well some guys can't cum from just a blowjob, or they will, but it takes forever!!! My first time, I didn't cum at all after 15 minutes... Second time, she decided to go until I came, took more than half an hour...
Some girls just don't give good blow jobs.
It's bot hard to bite it. Idiot.
I don't really think it's a fail because it doesn't hurt the guy during the blow job, only afterward... \n\n@hitthewall: I've done it, too.
Shiiiiiiit I want you over Sunday.
What the fuck did you accomplish? A shitty blow job? FUCK YOURSELF.
Well there are many things that can do that like a paintball or air soft gun or even biting in the middle of blowing him
Health class great thing, all guys can and will come from a blow job, if they arnt then who ever is giving it isnt doing it good, and i'm not sure if the poster meant hickey or like black and blue bruise
Jeez how hard did u suck
Is it bad to say I've done this? AND he came.
first! and... ouch! congrats...[?]
Damn! You could suck a golf ball through a hose can't you?