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  • Submitted by Glazed on Jul 28, 10 at 10:18am

    You're doing it wrong

  • Submitted by FartsAtWork on Jul 28, 10 at 9:53am

    The bigger accomplishment would be if he bruised your mouth with his dick.

  • Submitted by mswims on Jul 28, 10 at 10:27am

    Thaaaaats not an accomplishment.. Sorry.. You apparently suck in all the wrong ways.

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 28, 10 at 11:51am

    Rule 312: If you suck dick at sucking dick, That is not a good thing. YOU FAIL!

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 28, 10 at 10:32am

    I believe the word "bruised" is throwing you guys off. Perhaps Hickey would have been a better term?

  • Submitted by Fear_Cartaidh on Jul 28, 10 at 10:54am

    I hardly come from head. Road head seems to work pretty good but it takes twenty miles. And if you bruise it you're doing it wrong.

  • Submitted by sexilexi16 on Jul 30, 10 at 12:39am

    How the fuck hard were you doin it woman?!

  • Submitted by AhhClassic on Jul 28, 10 at 12:48pm

    Ahh the ol' blowjob tooth-snag. Classic.

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 28, 10 at 2:19pm

    no teeth on the dick dumbass

  • Submitted by failboats on Jul 28, 10 at 2:36pm

    i feel like this is actually just a bad, sloppy, amateur blowjob. idk about you but i never met a guy who appreciates a bruised dick.

  • Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 28, 10 at 9:26pm

    It's NOT* hard to bite it. Fuck, now I feel like an idiot.

  • Submitted by Nan on Jul 28, 10 at 4:48pm

    Haha, I did that once (only I was really pissed at the guy). I felt accomplished too.

  • Submitted by dove85 on Jul 31, 10 at 3:01am

    Fartsatwork,\nThat just happened to me, my husband was gone for a year and I bruised my lips giving him head.

  • Submitted by okiestunnaboy on Jul 28, 10 at 2:32pm

    Thats some dick suckin right there

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    Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jul 29, 10 at 5:29pm

    i think this would have been infinitely worse if it was worded as such: "I bruised his mouth WITH MY DICK!!"

  • Submitted by MrWonderland on Jul 28, 10 at 11:01am

    This really isn't a "Thumbs up" or a "thumbs down" I think it's just kinda neutral.

  • Submitted by A__C on Jul 28, 10 at 9:53am

    Ya well some guys can't cum from just a blowjob, or they will, but it takes forever!!! My first time, I didn't cum at all after 15 minutes... Second time, she decided to go until I came, took more than half an hour...

    • Submitted by LegalizeMe on Jul 28, 10 at 12:29pm

      Some girls just don't give good blow jobs.

    • Submitted by greenbumho on Jul 28, 10 at 8:35pm


  • Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 28, 10 at 9:25pm

    It's bot hard to bite it. Idiot.

  • Submitted by Starfire on Jul 28, 10 at 3:20pm

    I don't really think it's a fail because it doesn't hurt the guy during the blow job, only afterward... \n\n@hitthewall: I've done it, too.

  • Submitted by FirstyPretzil on Jul 29, 10 at 12:00am

    Shiiiiiiit I want you over Sunday.

  • Submitted by iagree on Jul 28, 10 at 9:27am

    I agree

  • Submitted by greenbumho on Jul 28, 10 at 8:33pm

    What the fuck did you accomplish? A shitty blow job? FUCK YOURSELF.

  • Submitted by laf24 on Jul 28, 10 at 1:35pm


  • Submitted by lauren01 on Jul 28, 10 at 10:57pm

    Jeez how hard did u suck

  • Submitted by imajew on Jul 29, 10 at 4:21pm

    Well there are many things that can do that like a paintball or air soft gun or even biting in the middle of blowing him

  • Submitted by bigahardboy on Mar 21, 11 at 4:26pm

    Health class great thing, all guys can and will come from a blow job, if they arnt then who ever is giving it isnt doing it good, and i'm not sure if the poster meant hickey or like black and blue bruise

  • Submitted by hitthewall on Jul 28, 10 at 11:07am

    Is it bad to say I've done this? AND he came.

  • Submitted by AllDayWasted2679 on Jul 28, 10 at 9:25am

    first! and... ouch! congrats...[?]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 10 at 11:23pm

    Damn! You could suck a golf ball through a hose can't you?