B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher