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  • If a key can open several different locks, it's a master key. If a lock can be opened by several different keys, then it's a shitty lock. I think that OP falls into the latter category.

    Submitted by ButteredToast on Sep 8, 10 at 2:59pm
  • I'm glad I have a penis and don't have to bleed every month

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 10 at 3:41pm
  • The keys to herpesville

    Submitted by pacosanchez on Sep 8, 10 at 2:51pm
  • Hey now, having a vagina put you at an advantage in many situations, without having to use it. If a guy thinks there is any chance of him getting a piece, he is willing to do many things... Oil changes, buy drinks, lower prices on vehicles, etc.

    Submitted by dwilliams0789 on Sep 8, 10 at 3:37pm
  • Silly woman, so THAT'S how you got out of the kitchen?!

    Submitted by yourconscience on Sep 8, 10 at 3:33pm
  • A vagina isn't good if everybody has the key to your city.

    Submitted by An0n on Sep 8, 10 at 5:38pm
  • Fucking and blowing your way Through life good girl

    Submitted by superhead on Sep 8, 10 at 2:54pm
  • Calix, cock alone doesn't normally make a woman squeal. If the man can't use his imagination and other body parts the cock might as well be nonexistent. Thanks for the laugh

    Submitted by archer79 on Sep 8, 10 at 4:25pm
  • no the keys go into you, hence making you the very stripped out lock

    Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 8, 10 at 3:52pm
  • Actually it's the thing that will keep you from getting a key to the city since those are given to important people only. God I watch way too much Tosh.0

    Submitted by Phys on Sep 8, 10 at 4:24pm
  • She's talking about power. The power that comes with a vagina. The power of sex. Not the act of it. SMH...

    Submitted by dwilliams0789 on Sep 8, 10 at 11:33pm
  • more like the keyhole

    Submitted by triick on Sep 8, 10 at 5:30pm
  • sounds like some good whoresmithing

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 8, 10 at 3:32pm
  • who wants to have keys when you can own a deadbolt lock.

    Submitted by britishaccent on Sep 10, 10 at 10:43am
  • I wanna live in your neighborhood:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 10 at 8:16pm
  • Or its the lock and my dick is the key ;)

    Submitted by JohnLaurin on Sep 9, 10 at 2:16am
  • Who wants toast?

    Submitted by yourtoaster on Sep 8, 10 at 5:24pm
  • 407 Kissimmee!....or Orlando. Lol

    Submitted by Swizzcheez on Sep 10, 10 at 12:30pm
  • But yeah--vagina shouldn't be a clown car, either. Enjoy the herpes, OP

    Submitted by archer79 on Sep 8, 10 at 4:26pm
  • Wouldn't the vag be the city, and the keys be the.... johnsons?

    Submitted by tiffbran on Jan 19, 11 at 9:13pm
  • I'd say the vagina was the lock and the penises of many males were the keys but whatever.

    Submitted by Keefcurl on Sep 9, 10 at 9:06pm
  • for real! i say who gets in....we've let up on our immigration laws recently

    Submitted by whatnow201 on Sep 12, 10 at 11:41pm
  • @MAAT_DAAAMON LOL!!

    Submitted by thelastllama on Sep 8, 10 at 11:28pm
  • Butteredtoast, nicely put.

    Submitted by DestruKto on Sep 8, 10 at 3:10pm
  • More like having the lock to the city. If your vagina is more like a key, you need help

    Submitted by sillly_lillly on Sep 10, 10 at 7:04pm
  • I think your missing the point archer the post or my reply has nothing to do with making a female squeal or the ways of going about it in bed

    Submitted by calixdude4life on Sep 8, 10 at 4:42pm
  • That's an honest text. Any guy at any time. Its amazing how few of you girls realize this. These guys on here whining about cheaters: it's because they've never had the opportunity.

    Submitted by keithmars on Sep 11, 10 at 1:24am
  • At the end of the day the vagina is still subservient to the cock

    Submitted by calixdude4life on Sep 8, 10 at 3:12pm
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