I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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If a key can open several different locks, it's a master key. If a lock can be opened by several different keys, then it's a shitty lock. I think that OP falls into the latter category.
what a tired, pathetic analogy
i'd be mad too if i was summed up that easily by a TFLN poster
analogy must correlate to you.
I'm glad I have a penis and don't have to bleed every month
"I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die!"
The keys to herpesville
Hey now, having a vagina put you at an advantage in many situations, without having to use it. If a guy thinks there is any chance of him getting a piece, he is willing to do many things... Oil changes, buy drinks, lower prices on vehicles, etc.
Silly woman, so THAT'S how you got out of the kitchen?!
A vagina isn't good if everybody has the key to your city.
Fucking and blowing your way Through life good girl
Calix, cock alone doesn't normally make a woman squeal. If the man can't use his imagination and other body parts the cock might as well be nonexistent. Thanks for the laugh
no the keys go into you, hence making you the very stripped out lock
I wanna live in your neighborhood:)
Actually it's the thing that will keep you from getting a key to the city since those are given to important people only. God I watch way too much Tosh.0
She's talking about power. The power that comes with a vagina. The power of sex. Not the act of it. SMH...
more like the keyhole
sounds like some good whoresmithing
who wants to have keys when you can own a deadbolt lock.
Who wants toast?
Or its the lock and my dick is the key ;)
407 Kissimmee!....or Orlando. Lol
But yeah--vagina shouldn't be a clown car, either. Enjoy the herpes, OP
for real! i say who gets in....we've let up on our immigration laws recently
Wouldn't the vag be the city, and the keys be the.... johnsons?
Butteredtoast, nicely put.
I'd say the vagina was the lock and the penises of many males were the keys but whatever.
More like having the lock to the city. If your vagina is more like a key, you need help
I think your missing the point archer the post or my reply has nothing to do with making a female squeal or the ways of going about it in bed
That's an honest text. Any guy at any time. Its amazing how few of you girls realize this. These guys on here whining about cheaters: it's because they've never had the opportunity.
At the end of the day the vagina is still subservient to the cock