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  • Escalade is so pre-economic meltdown. If you get dome in a civic, you are being responsible, both fiscally, and evironmentally. 

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 3:32am
  • In Soviet Russia, the escalade gives you head

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 1:06am
  • Ahh, road head. Not much is better :)

    Submitted by jom133 on Apr 30, 10 at 6:19pm
  • I hope this is from a lady.

    Submitted by apkdm on Apr 30, 10 at 4:20pm
  • Dude, what the fuck is it with people thinking road head is okay? By doing something that's so obviously distracting you're not only putting yourself in danger but more importantly EVERYONE ELSE ON THE ROAD. Why you would put the lives of others on the line for a cheap thrill I don't know. It's like drinking and driving. It's just a piece-of-shit thing to do. \n\nAdditionally, in a crash, one of the reflexes that occurs is a person involved in the crash biting down. Sound fun?

    Submitted by QuietGuy on Apr 30, 10 at 3:49pm
    • Oh Dear Sweet GOD!! Lighten the hell up!! You only live once. And what better way to die than when getting road dome?? Enjoy life, douche bag.

      Submitted by olemissrebel0304 on Apr 30, 10 at 4:30pm
    • You have obviously never gotten road-head dude, it's not that distracting unless its the first time you've ever been touched down there or something, also, comparing a roadie to drunk driving is ridiculous, its not like I slur my speech and see double during head. You sir, need to experience road head before you compare it to drunk driving, also, grow a set and live a little

      Submitted by justanotherguy on May 1, 10 at 2:02am
    • justanotherguy may have a valid point. However, I will not lighten up if it is distracting. If you're only putting yourself at risk, that's fine. But doing that puts OTHER people at risk, and I will NOT "lighten up" just because you want to do something stupid that could really hurt other people.

      Submitted by QuietGuy on May 1, 10 at 3:43pm
  • PS: anyone can get dome in a Caddy... 

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 3:34am
  • Quietguy: \n\nU suk. Lololol\n\n\nHaha. Nah. Just kidding. But I've recieved road head a couple of times. On a wide open freeway as long as you don't have a seizure mid orgasm you really shouldn't be putting yourself in too much danger.

    Submitted by ARRpirate on Apr 30, 10 at 10:32pm
  • Why can't more people be glass half full types like this. That's def something you should keep with you sir

    Submitted by Phys on Apr 30, 10 at 3:08pm
  • Boooooooo

    Submitted by bsitz on Apr 30, 10 at 3:05pm
  • Lol 4.22! "Your an idiot one" Genious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 1:02am
  • QuietGuy, you are assuming he was driving. I have had road head in the back seat many a road trip. Get you missed out.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 30, 10 at 5:48pm
  • reading this fast, i though it said, "got road head from an Eskimo"....LOL!

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 30, 10 at 3:12pm
  • One quietguy should go ahead and jump off a building. Your an idiot one. Two road head is sweet. Three I think there should be a facebook group for badasses like myself and 618.. Hell yeah roadhead in a cadi.

    Submitted by AustinEL on Apr 30, 10 at 4:22pm
  • Is this message from Frey boy?! All the other boy in highland with escalade are all in they're 40's

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 10 at 10:49pm
  • Go cry some more quite guy

    Submitted by fitbounce30 on Apr 30, 10 at 10:19pm
  • Wow...I think somebody might be overreacting!

    Submitted by pony20 on May 3, 10 at 12:05am
  • First!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 10 at 3:03pm
  • Phonesex was good. When she mentioned roadhead i orgasmed. Roadhead is win.

    Submitted by hazza on Apr 30, 10 at 4:25pm
  • They see me Rollin...yes. That's a memory for the highlight reel.

    Submitted by speedwasted on May 1, 10 at 12:02am
  • Aww road heads ok in a escalade but a road hummer in a hummer is better;) !

    Submitted by chocostrawberrie on Feb 1, 11 at 5:48am