I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution