I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.