He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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My dick wont touch the bottom of a tuna can, but I'll sure as hell dent the sides!
having a big dick is great to pull out and show off but it sucks for sex. You never get deep throated, you have to continually issue restraint so you aren't just slamming the cervix. Never get anal...and the girl get sore and 45 minutes....Don't get me wrong I love it, I just think guys with smaller dicks enjoy the sex more
I have a small penis and Ill fuck anybody who wants to put it to the test. U, ur girlfriend, ur mon, ur sister pretty much any female that wants a go
lmao! 11:26. if only you knew that most boys stop growing around 16. hehe.
I hate going to the bathroom because it reminds me of my chlamydia. It burns.
This is a ridiculous statement. A flacid penis is not representative of how large an erect one will be, especially if it's cold.
Seriously size isn't what it's all about at all. My guy is on the small side but he knows what to do with what he's got and there are wet spots all over the bed to show it
YOU SHOULDN be ashamed. its what you have. some people are born this way, some that way
hey my husband was the small dicked guy. you think if he was a nice guy it would have mattered? he was a rotten human, that was his prob, not his penis size
You must hate taking a shower. Every time you do you're reminded how small your tits are. Object!
Maybe your vagina's too big? Like a mug with bat wings?
what does it matter if OP is a guy or a girl?
OP coulda been a girl
10:34 sorry buddy it's true...7 inches is perfect, big cocks look painful as fuck... And just forget ever having anal...EVER... 7" is almost to big for anal as is.
but it's still big enough for you to suck
when you see the area code and thats your area code too, makes you wonder who it can be. is it one of your friends, my friends. hmm.
ouch! this has to be my ex gf just has to be
It's about girth as once you hit the cervix there's no where else to go. The down side of a big dick is anal isn't an option, unless you take a Lot of time and age is really drunk
It must be like holding yr thumb
My girlfriend loves my small dick, you can take all of it no worries.
Would ladies rather have a guy whose dick grows from 2 limp to 8 hard, or one who shows 5 inches but only grows to 7? Assuming same thickness
funny how woman will criticize a dicks size when she is upset but when she is normal that dick is just fine to fit in her mouth. g's up ho's down
That's horrible but so awesome at the same time.
My dick is huge, size matters, all u saying u have tiny dicks are douche bags.
I have a small penis I'm not ashamed
Hey i have a small one anyone like give me head??????!!!!!! HahhahahahHhHA
Y is it so hard for men to realize there r men out there with Small DICKS! It's not the Chics fault! Stop hating on 626! For all the cashews out there better step up ur mouth game!
mine ain't long but it sure is thin
you can't help but feel bad for them
Idiot I doubt it's a guy writing this text but probably a girl that hooked up with the guy.
11:26. sorry bro but not really:\. I'm 15 and I'm a head and a half bigger than my iPhone (6.5" ish)
Lol this person must be texting about my ex
I knew a guy who had a 4 inch dick when hard.. When it was soft, it was literally the size of a chubby thumb. He never had to hold it to pee cuz it would lay right on top of his balls and point at an angle instead of down. =(
The problem is her vag it's probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
Hahahaha 8:24 gin and juice.
1059 - rather have 2 to 8, it's more of service, if size matters all that would matter about it is how big it is hard.
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No one gives a fuck if you are first or second. Get laid or get a life
oh I get it. the small tittied OP bit off the guys cockasaurus thus getting her revenge because he blew his load in her eyes.
Sooo my ex boyfriend!!
There's a bell curve and somebody has to hold down the low end of it! I'm just shy of average, never had a problem, get anal easily enough. Trouble is when you get fat you lose inches. I need to lose the gunt.
Or how ugly you are and couldn't get it up? Just a thought.
I love how surprised women are when they first experience mine, it's like a whole new world to them. Thanks for the genes dad
and i can tell you, size does matter.. sure its what you do with it, but 4 inches? wow. thank god he had an awesome tongue!
Umm who txts about stuff like this?? Haha
To 10:26, for most girls I'd say 6 buy no bigger than 7
Haha this is soooo my ex p-o-s haha lil dick sucks
I gashmoigittied her gaflavitty with my googus!
I agree 1034 your hip flexors are always blown out for trying guide your body weight and slow your momentum
It's 626 there are alot of chinks in that area
yeah. my soon to be ex husband. wanna hear somethign funny? when i gotr married (19, and never fooled around before) he told me that guys in pornos witgh big dicks,, theyre magnified by magnifying lenses. !! i believed him , for a while:)
LMFAO. I always think the same thing about my ex
lol...mine 2, i asked him if he ever peed on his balls...lmao...that small
10:34 Well you know what they say; you can't send a woman to do a man's job!! Haha. :p
Once again how big do girls like it!?
10:59 prolly the second one.
Because you don't want to be showing off your boy
You didn't seem to mind when I was sticking it in your huge ass!
Ouch that hurt I feel bad for that guy
Size doesn't matter. Its how you use it
I agree with 6:17; perhaps it was her with the wind tunnel of a vag!
Guys are indescriminate: women with big tits or small, deep vag or tight, we'll fuck anything. Women are pickier, and have every right to be, as long as she knows guys are whores and she never has to work hard to find bigger or better!