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  • 79 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:39pm

    My dick wont touch the bottom of a tuna can, but I'll sure as hell dent the sides!

  • 73 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:31pm

    I have a small penis and Ill fuck anybody who wants to put it to the test. U, ur girlfriend, ur mon, ur sister pretty much any female that wants a go

  • 58 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:28pm

    lmao! 11:26. if only you knew that most boys stop growing around 16. hehe.

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:08pm

    I hate going to the bathroom because it reminds me of my chlamydia. It burns.

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:34am

    having a big dick is great to pull out and show off but it sucks for sex. You never get deep throated, you have to continually issue restraint so you aren't just slamming the cervix. Never get anal...and the girl get sore and 45 minutes....Don't get me wrong I love it, I just think guys with smaller dicks enjoy the sex more

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:11pm

    This is a ridiculous statement. A flacid penis is not representative of how large an erect one will be, especially if it's cold.

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:59pm

    Would ladies rather have a guy whose dick grows from 2 limp to 8 hard, or one who shows 5 inches but only grows to 7? Assuming same thickness

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:05pm

    It must be like holding yr thumb

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:14am

    when you see the area code and thats your area code too, makes you wonder who it can be. is it one of your friends, my friends. hmm.

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:14am

    It's about girth as once you hit the cervix there's no where else to go. The down side of a big dick is anal isn't an option, unless you take a Lot of time and age is really drunk

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:36pm

    YOU SHOULDN be ashamed. its what you have. some people are born this way, some that way hey my husband was the small dicked guy. you think if he was a nice guy it would have mattered? he was a rotten human, that was his prob, not his penis size

  • 62 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:28pm

    I have a small penis I'm not ashamed

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:48pm

    but it's still big enough for you to suck

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:08pm

    OP coulda been a girl

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:00pm

    hahahahahahaha @6:08

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:58pm

    mine ain't long but it sure is thin

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:35am

    My girlfriend loves my small dick, you can take all of it no worries.

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:37pm

    what does it matter if OP is a guy or a girl?

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 11:16pm

    Sooo my ex boyfriend!!

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:15am

    ouch! this has to be my ex gf just has to be

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:22pm

    My dick is huge, size matters, all u saying u have tiny dicks are douche bags.

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:11pm

    Lol this person must be texting about my ex

  • 49 67
    Submitted by europeanbug on Mar 20, 10 at 10:22pm

    10:34 sorry buddy it's true...7 inches is perfect, big cocks look painful as fuck... And just forget ever having anal...EVER... 7" is almost to big for anal as is.

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:22am

    1059 - rather have 2 to 8, it's more of service, if size matters all that would matter about it is how big it is hard.

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:57pm

    Seriously size isn't what it's all about at all. My guy is on the small side but he knows what to do with what he's got and there are wet spots all over the bed to show it

  • 60 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:17pm

    Maybe your vagina's too big? Like a mug with bat wings?

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:08pm

    Idiot I doubt it's a guy writing this text but probably a girl that hooked up with the guy.

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:37pm

    you can't help but feel bad for them

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:40pm

    Y is it so hard for men to realize there r men out there with Small DICKS! It's not the Chics fault! Stop hating on 626! For all the cashews out there better step up ur mouth game!

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:35am

    Hey i have a small one anyone like give me head??????!!!!!! HahhahahahHhHA

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 5:51pm

    You must hate taking a shower. Every time you do you're reminded how small your tits are. Object!

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:13am

    I gashmoigittied her gaflavitty with my googus!

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 6:07am

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  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:21am

    11:26. sorry bro but not really:\. I'm 15 and I'm a head and a half bigger than my iPhone (6.5" ish)

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:06am

    Hahahaha 8:24 gin and juice.

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:24pm

    funny how woman will criticize a dicks size when she is upset but when she is normal that dick is just fine to fit in her mouth. g's up ho's down

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:28pm

    No one gives a fuck if you are first or second. Get laid or get a life

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:14pm

    I knew a guy who had a 4 inch dick when hard.. When it was soft, it was literally the size of a chubby thumb. He never had to hold it to pee cuz it would lay right on top of his balls and point at an angle instead of down. =(

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:53pm

    That's horrible but so awesome at the same time.

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 11:12pm

    To 10:26, for most girls I'd say 6 buy no bigger than 7

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:57pm

    The problem is her vag it's probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:15pm

    (finishing last text)

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 7:56pm

    It's 626 there are alot of chinks in that area

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:57pm

    There's a bell curve and somebody has to hold down the low end of it! I'm just shy of average, never had a problem, get anal easily enough. Trouble is when you get fat you lose inches. I need to lose the gunt.

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:49am

    oh I get it. the small tittied OP bit off the guys cockasaurus thus getting her revenge because he blew his load in her eyes. -Ryan

  • 43 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:18pm

    and i can tell you, size does matter.. sure its what you do with it, but 4 inches? wow. thank god he had an awesome tongue!

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:17am

    Or how ugly you are and couldn't get it up? Just a thought.

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:45am

    I agree 1034 your hip flexors are always blown out for trying guide your body weight and slow your momentum

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:14pm

    10:59 prolly the second one. Because you don't want to be showing off your boy

  • 43 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:08pm

    I love how surprised women are when they first experience mine, it's like a whole new world to them. Thanks for the genes dad

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:27am

    Ouch that hurt I feel bad for that guy

  • 31 59
    Submitted by heart741 on Aug 15, 10 at 11:31pm

    Umm who txts about stuff like this?? Haha

  • 50 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:17pm

    yeah. my soon to be ex husband. wanna hear somethign funny? when i gotr married (19, and never fooled around before) he told me that guys in pornos witgh big dicks,, theyre magnified by magnifying lenses. !! i believed him , for a while:)

  • 43 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 7:59am

    You didn't seem to mind when I was sticking it in your huge ass!

  • 37 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:21am

    Size doesn't matter. Its how you use it

  • 32 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:56am

    Haha this is soooo my ex p-o-s haha lil dick sucks

  • 38 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:32pm

    LMFAO. I always think the same thing about my ex

    • 33 54
      Submitted by sexygirl83 on Nov 22, 10 at 1:58pm

      lol...mine 2, i asked him if he ever peed on his balls...lmao...that small

  • 39 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:50pm

    I agree with 6:17; perhaps it was her with the wind tunnel of a vag!

  • 34 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:12am

    10:34 Well you know what they say; you can't send a woman to do a man's job!! Haha. :p

  • 35 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:01pm

    Guys are indescriminate: women with big tits or small, deep vag or tight, we'll fuck anything. Women are pickier, and have every right to be, as long as she knows guys are whores and she never has to work hard to find bigger or better!

  • 37 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:26pm

    Once again how big do girls like it!?