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  • 60 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:20am

    Back in 'Nam we used to hit golf balls of the decks of aircraft carriers.

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:02am

    You are fucking awesome 12:01. Douchebag.

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:16am

    it's never felt like a golfball, more like a softball. so maybe she's a midget.

  • 49 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:10am

    the best kind of pain.

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:27am

    Maybe... if you're sure it's a guy... he was fucking a sandpaper vagina. Or he's got the strangest STD ever.

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:00am

    "ftw" means "for the win". So if I say "Beer ftw!" it's basically like saying "Go beer!" or "Beer rocks!"

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:29pm

    not to get all serious on you, but it might be a bartholin gland cyst, which either needs to be drained or removed. good luck with that

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:04am

    I am a girl and I have had this feeling before. I loved it in a painfully wonderful kinda way.

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:32am

    I guess that this is a guy and his balls kept hitting the body, boy or girl. Felt sore afterward

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:41am

    This is your girlfriend and since I stayed home tonight, you obviously were not having sex with me. Consider this your "good bye"!

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:50am

    Back in 'Nam we used to hit golf balls into the gaping snatches of Vietnamese whores

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:13am

    12:23, you have a lot to learn...

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:44am

    I hate this feeling. You try not to walk funny haha

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:20pm

    are you sure it wasn't blue balls?

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:49am

    I expect a fake text that's like, "woke up and there was a golf ball between my legs, literally. Good night?"

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:05am

    I get it. Cue the 12-inch-throbbing-cock-in-my-tight-wet-pussy guy...

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:28am

    After sex the womans clit and lips may swell... Hence the "golfball between the legs" she is referring to the swelling.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:50pm

    Only after awesome sex does this happen! I have so been there but I agree totally worth it!

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:23am

    no 05 still doesn't make sense. the golf-ball feeling was post-sex. i'm a chick and this has never happened no matter how great the sex. seems to be from a guy so...wtf?

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:49am

    Seriously what does ftw mean

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:58am

    I need good sex real bad!

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:29pm

    i agree 2:44 and 7:04 mmm.. its always good sex :)

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:00am

    for the win, or f00k the world, it dpds which way u like to take it

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:36am

    What does ftw mean!!

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:10am

    Or if its a guy it means it was anal... thought that was kinda obvi

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:21am

    it means that his dick was so big it still felt like she had something the size of a golfball in her.

  • 36 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:01am

    Its a girl, this happens to my gf all the time. Its from sex tgats actually good. Not braggin, jus bein informative. Btw, ftw = fuck the world or for the win