it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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You are fucking awesome 12:01. Douchebag.
"ftw" means "for the win". So if I say "Beer ftw!" it's basically like saying "Go beer!" or "Beer rocks!"
Maybe... if you're sure it's a guy... he was fucking a sandpaper vagina. Or he's got the strangest STD ever.
i agree 2:44 and 7:04 mmm.. its always good sex :)
Back in 'Nam we used to hit golf balls of the decks of aircraft carriers.
I need good sex real bad!
it's never felt like a golfball, more like a softball. so maybe she's a midget.
I guess that this is a guy and his balls kept hitting the body, boy or girl. Felt sore afterward
12:23, you have a lot to learn...
After sex the womans clit and lips may swell... Hence the "golfball between the legs" she is referring to the swelling.
Only after awesome sex does this happen! I have so been there but I agree totally worth it!
I expect a fake text that's like, "woke up and there was a golf ball between my legs, literally. Good night?"
Back in 'Nam we used to hit golf balls into the gaping snatches of Vietnamese whores
the best kind of pain.
no 05 still doesn't make sense. the golf-ball feeling was post-sex. i'm a chick and this has never happened no matter how great the sex. seems to be from a guy so...wtf?
Seriously what does ftw mean
I get it. Cue the 12-inch-throbbing-cock-in-my-tight-wet-pussy guy...
I hate this feeling. You try not to walk funny haha
for the win, or f00k the world, it dpds which way u like to take it
What does ftw mean!!
not to get all serious on you, but it might be a bartholin gland cyst, which either needs to be drained or removed. good luck with that
I am a girl and I have had this feeling before. I loved it in a painfully wonderful kinda way.
This is your girlfriend and since I stayed home tonight, you obviously were not having sex with me. Consider this your "good bye"!
are you sure it wasn't blue balls?
it means that his dick was so big it still felt like she had something the size of a golfball in her.
Or if its a guy it means it was anal... thought that was kinda obvi
Its a girl, this happens to my gf all the time. Its from sex tgats actually good. Not braggin, jus bein informative. Btw, ftw = fuck the world or for the win