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  • You are fucking awesome 12:01. Douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:02am
  • "ftw" means "for the win". So if I say "Beer ftw!" it's basically like saying "Go beer!" or "Beer rocks!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:00am
  • Maybe... if you're sure it's a guy... he was fucking a sandpaper vagina. Or he's got the strangest STD ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:27am
  • Back in 'Nam we used to hit golf balls of the decks of aircraft carriers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:20am
  • i agree 2:44 and 7:04 mmm.. its always good sex :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:29pm
  • I need good sex real bad!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:58am
  • it's never felt like a golfball, more like a softball. so maybe she's a midget.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:16am
  • I guess that this is a guy and his balls kept hitting the body, boy or girl. Felt sore afterward

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:32am
  • 12:23, you have a lot to learn...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:13am
  • Only after awesome sex does this happen! I have so been there but I agree totally worth it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:50pm
  • After sex the womans clit and lips may swell... Hence the "golfball between the legs" she is referring to the swelling.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:28am
  • I expect a fake text that's like, "woke up and there was a golf ball between my legs, literally. Good night?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:49am
  • Back in 'Nam we used to hit golf balls into the gaping snatches of Vietnamese whores

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:50am
  • the best kind of pain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:10am
  • not to get all serious on you, but it might be a bartholin gland cyst, which either needs to be drained or removed. good luck with that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:29pm
  • no 05 still doesn't make sense. the golf-ball feeling was post-sex. i'm a chick and this has never happened no matter how great the sex. seems to be from a guy so...wtf?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:23am
  • I get it. Cue the 12-inch-throbbing-cock-in-my-tight-wet-pussy guy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:05am
  • Seriously what does ftw mean

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:49am
  • for the win, or f00k the world, it dpds which way u like to take it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:00am
  • What does ftw mean!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:36am
  • I hate this feeling. You try not to walk funny haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:44am
  • I am a girl and I have had this feeling before. I loved it in a painfully wonderful kinda way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:04am
  • This is your girlfriend and since I stayed home tonight, you obviously were not having sex with me. Consider this your "good bye"!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:41am
  • are you sure it wasn't blue balls?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:20pm
  • it means that his dick was so big it still felt like she had something the size of a golfball in her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:21am
  • Or if its a guy it means it was anal... thought that was kinda obvi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:10am
  • Its a girl, this happens to my gf all the time. Its from sex tgats actually good. Not braggin, jus bein informative. Btw, ftw = fuck the world or for the win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:01am
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