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  • Submitted by Raecheezy on Dec 20, 10 at 2:27pm

    Sounds like a keeper to me!

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Dec 20, 10 at 3:17pm

    behold the power of the female orgasm

  • Submitted by tangerineballs on Dec 21, 10 at 10:11am

    WOW... I dont know about the guy in the OP being crazy but alias sure the hell is! Jesus dude get some help before the killing spree starts!

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 22, 10 at 3:38am

      alias is just talkin' sh*t and not getting any

  • Submitted by thechick99 on Dec 20, 10 at 11:09pm

    There are few things I find more enjoyable than nipple licking.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 21, 10 at 12:23am

    A guy that fucks well makes up for a lot of shortcommings. Explains the continued existence of most lifeguards, bouncers, bartenders and baristas. Then they all grow up to sell cars.

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    Submitted by LisaVeronika on Dec 20, 10 at 6:28pm

    EXCELLENT!!!!!

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    Submitted by monicaluv on Dec 21, 10 at 1:14am

    That's my MAN!! A true champ in bed!!!

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    Submitted by mitsyme on Dec 20, 10 at 10:53pm

    well what was he saying about the sex???

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    Submitted by ilovepizza on Dec 20, 10 at 11:51pm

    If he fucks like a champ and has a huge cock, wake him the fuck up and screw him!

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    Submitted by kandymanhaha on Dec 21, 10 at 2:57am

    I remember my first beer

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    Submitted by frizzle on Dec 20, 10 at 6:31pm

    So it was 4:20. Did you celebrate if not then this fake text is gayer

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    Submitted by YummYumm1 on Dec 23, 10 at 12:32pm

    Lmao next time u do it to him let's see what he does ha

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    Submitted by colabea on Dec 20, 10 at 7:22pm

    ish. I would be mad/disturbed about the nipple-licking. let me sleep unless it's for somethin good

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    Submitted by ForReal17 on Dec 20, 10 at 4:54pm

    Sounds kinda like my boyfriend >.< \nFor sure a keeper!

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    Submitted by korii on Dec 22, 10 at 7:39pm

    Just think of it as talking dirty

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    Submitted by skydiver9999 on Dec 20, 10 at 10:52pm

    OMG me too!!!

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    Submitted by DannyD021 on Dec 26, 10 at 7:12pm

    Love to do that!

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    Submitted by Wiggity on Dec 20, 10 at 7:56pm

    I dont think theres anything safe about this guy...

  • Submitted by purpletutu on Dec 25, 10 at 8:55pm

    no! omg,omg. take this down. asshole!

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      Submitted by purpletutu on Dec 26, 10 at 6:34pm

      You're such a jerk. OMG I can't believe you put this up here. ass.

  • Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 20, 10 at 2:21pm

    First! Fuck you firsty!

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 20, 12 at 11:30am

    A complete shithead can sometimes be phenomenal in bed, which makes some women tolerate them. The problem is, anyone can become phenomenal in bed with research and practice. With apologies to Ron White, you can't fix shithead.

  • Submitted by Misssbarry on Dec 20, 10 at 8:13pm

    That goes to show you that you can be crazy and a girl will still love you long as you can fuck and have a big cock. Like when my gf was giving me a bj and her friend walked in, I pulled out and started fucking her friend. I had her get us a few beers and had her face the wall as we had sex in her bed. The next day I had her finish sucking my dick, and I told her compared to her friend she is horrible at everything. But I love her so I had to tell her I fuck the rest of her friends and her older sister and

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      Submitted by Misssbarry on Dec 20, 10 at 11:37pm

      How can you guys hate this. i agree with this if you cant fuck, let them watch you fuck there friend and they will learn if not. the cunt should kill her self. what good is she to the world if she cant ride a cock? i will kick the chair from under her as she hang her self