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  • Sounds like a keeper to me!

    Submitted by Raecheezy on Dec 20, 10 at 2:27pm
  • behold the power of the female orgasm

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Dec 20, 10 at 3:17pm
  • WOW... I dont know about the guy in the OP being crazy but alias sure the hell is! Jesus dude get some help before the killing spree starts!

    Submitted by tangerineballs on Dec 21, 10 at 10:11am
  • That's my MAN!! A true champ in bed!!!

    Submitted by monicaluv on Dec 21, 10 at 1:14am
  • A guy that fucks well makes up for a lot of shortcommings. Explains the continued existence of most lifeguards, bouncers, bartenders and baristas. Then they all grow up to sell cars.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 21, 10 at 12:23am
  • EXCELLENT!!!!!

    Submitted by LisaVeronika on Dec 20, 10 at 6:28pm
  • There are few things I find more enjoyable than nipple licking.

    Submitted by thechick99 on Dec 20, 10 at 11:09pm
  • well what was he saying about the sex???

    Submitted by mitsyme on Dec 20, 10 at 10:53pm
  • ish. I would be mad/disturbed about the nipple-licking. let me sleep unless it's for somethin good

    Submitted by colabea on Dec 20, 10 at 7:22pm
  • If he fucks like a champ and has a huge cock, wake him the fuck up and screw him!

    Submitted by ilovepizza on Dec 20, 10 at 11:51pm
  • I remember my first beer

    Submitted by kandymanhaha on Dec 21, 10 at 2:57am
  • Just think of it as talking dirty

    Submitted by korii on Dec 22, 10 at 7:39pm
  • Sounds kinda like my boyfriend >.< \nFor sure a keeper!

    Submitted by ForReal17 on Dec 20, 10 at 4:54pm
  • no! omg,omg. take this down. asshole!

    Submitted by purpletutu on Dec 25, 10 at 8:55pm
    • You're such a jerk. OMG I can't believe you put this up here. ass.

      Submitted by purpletutu on Dec 26, 10 at 6:34pm
  • OMG me too!!!

    Submitted by skydiver9999 on Dec 20, 10 at 10:52pm
  • So it was 4:20. Did you celebrate if not then this fake text is gayer

    Submitted by frizzle on Dec 20, 10 at 6:31pm
  • Lmao next time u do it to him let's see what he does ha

    Submitted by YummYumm1 on Dec 23, 10 at 12:32pm
  • I dont think theres anything safe about this guy...

    Submitted by Wiggity on Dec 20, 10 at 7:56pm
  • Love to do that!

    Submitted by DannyD021 on Dec 26, 10 at 7:12pm
  • A complete shithead can sometimes be phenomenal in bed, which makes some women tolerate them. The problem is, anyone can become phenomenal in bed with research and practice. With apologies to Ron White, you can't fix shithead.

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 20, 12 at 11:30am
  • First! Fuck you firsty!

    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 20, 10 at 2:21pm
  • That goes to show you that you can be crazy and a girl will still love you long as you can fuck and have a big cock. Like when my gf was giving me a bj and her friend walked in, I pulled out and started fucking her friend. I had her get us a few beers and had her face the wall as we had sex in her bed. The next day I had her finish sucking my dick, and I told her compared to her friend she is horrible at everything. But I love her so I had to tell her I fuck the rest of her friends and her older sister and

    Submitted by Misssbarry on Dec 20, 10 at 8:13pm
    • How can you guys hate this. i agree with this if you cant fuck, let them watch you fuck there friend and they will learn if not. the cunt should kill her self. what good is she to the world if she cant ride a cock? i will kick the chair from under her as she hang her self

      Submitted by Misssbarry on Dec 20, 10 at 11:37pm