He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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Sounds like a keeper to me!
behold the power of the female orgasm
WOW... I dont know about the guy in the OP being crazy but alias sure the hell is! Jesus dude get some help before the killing spree starts!
alias is just talkin' sh*t and not getting any
That's my MAN!! A true champ in bed!!!
A guy that fucks well makes up for a lot of shortcommings. Explains the continued existence of most lifeguards, bouncers, bartenders and baristas. Then they all grow up to sell cars.
well what was he saying about the sex???
There are few things I find more enjoyable than nipple licking.
ish. I would be mad/disturbed about the nipple-licking. let me sleep unless it's for somethin good
If he fucks like a champ and has a huge cock, wake him the fuck up and screw him!
I remember my first beer
Sounds kinda like my boyfriend >.< \nFor sure a keeper!
no! omg,omg. take this down. asshole!
You're such a jerk. OMG I can't believe you put this up here. ass.
Just think of it as talking dirty
OMG me too!!!
So it was 4:20. Did you celebrate if not then this fake text is gayer
Lmao next time u do it to him let's see what he does ha
I dont think theres anything safe about this guy...
Love to do that!
A complete shithead can sometimes be phenomenal in bed, which makes some women tolerate them. The problem is, anyone can become phenomenal in bed with research and practice. With apologies to Ron White, you can't fix shithead.
First! Fuck you firsty!
That goes to show you that you can be crazy and a girl will still love you long as you can fuck and have a big cock. Like when my gf was giving me a bj and her friend walked in, I pulled out and started fucking her friend. I had her get us a few beers and had her face the wall as we had sex in her bed. The next day I had her finish sucking my dick, and I told her compared to her friend she is horrible at everything. But I love her so I had to tell her I fuck the rest of her friends and her older sister and
How can you guys hate this. i agree with this if you cant fuck, let them watch you fuck there friend and they will learn if not. the cunt should kill her self. what good is she to the world if she cant ride a cock? i will kick the chair from under her as she hang her self