What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.