This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
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They don't close the amusement park if the roller coaster is broke...
The log rides open ain't it?
Nothing a red towel can't hide. Come on, people, life is short!
You could still service your partner
Valtrex just didn't take
<333 i love this chick. Hahaha
Bleeding? Blowjob or buttsex. Bam, fixed.
This is win.
I'm soooo going to have to use this haha
902 never stops! Wtf do u think this is? RERUN?!?!