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  • Being stuck up and shallow makes you seem uglier.

    Submitted by popyelle on Feb 8, 13 at 2:21pm
  • Keep fucking her, but don't make her your "girlfriend." This relationship has no chance of working out as she thinks you're her bitch.

    Submitted by PrivateIdaho on Feb 8, 13 at 2:11pm
  • You deserve a husband who, when you're 40, will make change for a pair of 20s.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 8, 13 at 7:14pm
  • That awkward moment when you feel you know who the author of the post is...and then you look at the area code and realize it's the same as yours. O.o

    Submitted by HRtiger on Feb 11, 13 at 2:45am
  • In return, she's continually in a state of shock and awe that his bank account is so big.

    Submitted by 478 on Feb 8, 13 at 6:22pm
  • Insecurity is such a turn off.

    Submitted by girlsRbumd on Feb 8, 13 at 2:50pm
  • I thought it was samwich

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Feb 10, 13 at 6:35am
  • IF you know what's good for you bitch, get to the kitchen and make me a sammich or you'll be getting the backhand

    Submitted by ck24 on Feb 8, 13 at 2:34pm
  • @ck24 Is it impossible for you to correctly spell 'Sandwich' you dumb fuck?

    Submitted by omgwat on Feb 8, 13 at 3:26pm
  • This woman deserves to be beat.

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Feb 8, 13 at 2:45pm