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  • Submitted by popyelle on Feb 8, 13 at 2:21pm

    Being stuck up and shallow makes you seem uglier.

  • Submitted by PrivateIdaho on Feb 8, 13 at 2:11pm

    Keep fucking her, but don't make her your "girlfriend." This relationship has no chance of working out as she thinks you're her bitch.

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 8, 13 at 7:14pm

    You deserve a husband who, when you're 40, will make change for a pair of 20s.

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    Submitted by girlsRbumd on Feb 8, 13 at 2:50pm

    Insecurity is such a turn off.

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    Submitted by 478 on Feb 8, 13 at 6:22pm

    In return, she's continually in a state of shock and awe that his bank account is so big.

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    Submitted by HRtiger on Feb 11, 13 at 2:45am

    That awkward moment when you feel you know who the author of the post is...and then you look at the area code and realize it's the same as yours. O.o

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    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Feb 10, 13 at 6:35am

    I thought it was samwich

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    Submitted by ck24 on Feb 8, 13 at 2:34pm

    IF you know what's good for you bitch, get to the kitchen and make me a sammich or you'll be getting the backhand

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    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Feb 8, 13 at 2:45pm

    This woman deserves to be beat.

  • Submitted by omgwat on Feb 8, 13 at 3:26pm

    @ck24 Is it impossible for you to correctly spell 'Sandwich' you dumb fuck?