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  • 207 31
    Submitted by broslikethissite on May 5, 10 at 2:47pm
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    He's gonna be disappointed when a 13yr old shows up

  • 81 34
    Submitted by ZOMB13ATTACK on May 5, 10 at 3:35pm
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    Where in the world is there an area code 420? I'd like to live there.

    • 38 34
      Submitted by CherryCheeseCake on May 23, 10 at 4:09am
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      It's an unknown region of Wisconsin according to Google.

  • 70 26
    Submitted by awkward on May 5, 10 at 8:38pm
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    That doesn't necessarily work on all ladies. If a guy told me he was in the next Twilight movie, I'd laugh in his face...

    • 27 28
      Submitted by fauxpas on May 9, 10 at 3:17am
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      And I'd hop in my studio bought limo and drive away, were I in the movie. Whorish celebrity has its benefits.

  • 74 36
    Submitted by hooah33 on May 5, 10 at 2:59pm
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    Haha, I agree with bros... She probably wants your John handcock, not your cock

    • 27 31
      Submitted by jonathan171 on May 5, 10 at 4:08pm
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      It's Herbie Hancock.

      • 28 32
        Submitted by abyss on May 6, 10 at 1:38pm
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        No, no it isn't. Herbie Hancock was one of the greatest and most influential jazz musicians of all time. John Hancock had the famous signature.

        • 30 27
          Submitted by jonathan171 on May 21, 10 at 6:47pm
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          Somebody apparently hasn't seen Tommy Boy.

  • 56 31
    Submitted by Crash_Underride on May 5, 10 at 3:53pm
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    I want her as my wingwoman!!!

  • 53 36
    Submitted by catamaroo on May 6, 10 at 3:48am
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    He and his winggirl should just do it and get it over with already.

  • 56 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 4:27pm
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    It's only funny when ppl correct spelling here. Stop acting superior. It's tfln not...harvard monthly... Or something. U guys get what I mean

    • 29 26
      Submitted by Herschel on May 5, 10 at 8:25pm
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      They call it "The Crimson", actually. And it's a daily.

      • 22 34
        Submitted by abyss on May 6, 10 at 1:39pm
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        Oh Herschel. You're the most hilarious thing on this site.

  • 46 30
    Submitted by Soviet_Russia on May 5, 10 at 3:11pm
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    Hooah33: *Hancock

  • 44 34
    Submitted by Spuke on May 5, 10 at 2:28pm
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    Crazy

  • 38 26
    Submitted by tonto01 on May 5, 10 at 5:50pm
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    Yes, because lots of actors live in PA.

  • 43 37
    Submitted by marsrover on May 5, 10 at 5:47pm
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    I'd do that for my guy friends.

    • 28 32
      Submitted by Wuzzgoof on May 6, 10 at 12:30am
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      we don't care, attentionwhore.

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        Submitted by crazyman217 on Dec 11, 10 at 10:52pm
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        I wish there was a way to thumbs up to replies. So, here you go

  • 36 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 4:24pm
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    2.47, no he's not! ;)

  • 38 33
    Submitted by tarheels50 on May 5, 10 at 9:24pm
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    Haha nice reference to tommy boy

  • 34 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 4:50pm
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    4.33, that was for 4.22. My bad

  • 29 24
    Submitted by devilwearsaa on May 11, 10 at 2:26am
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    :/ meh

  • 32 32
    Submitted by Spuke on May 5, 10 at 2:30pm
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    So the Internet gods stop second but not crazy...third

  • 29 30
    Submitted by meltz on May 8, 10 at 3:50am
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    Awesome

  • 39 51
    Submitted by laurrox on May 5, 10 at 4:22pm
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    Actually it is John Hancock... The intelligence of some people of this site shocks ne sometimes. They're all geniuses.... Oh wait.....

    • 38 24
      Submitted by thetrails on May 5, 10 at 4:33pm
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      it's from tommyboy, bud.

  • 33 39
    Submitted by hooraybuttsecks on May 5, 10 at 3:00pm
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    You should be slaughtered.

  • 25 24
    Submitted by drunkindancer on May 6, 10 at 9:01pm
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    (610) has the best text

  • 28 32
    Submitted by MarineFD343 on May 6, 10 at 12:22am
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    610, eh? I live in the area. She can be my wing girl too!

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 2:23pm
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    Eighty eight

  • 27 62
    Submitted by guitar_boy on May 5, 10 at 3:54pm
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    Furst

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