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  • Submitted by broslikethissite on May 5, 10 at 2:47pm

    He's gonna be disappointed when a 13yr old shows up

  • Submitted by ZOMB13ATTACK on May 5, 10 at 3:35pm

    Where in the world is there an area code 420? I'd like to live there.

    • Submitted by CherryCheeseCake on May 23, 10 at 4:09am

      It's an unknown region of Wisconsin according to Google.

  • Submitted by awkward on May 5, 10 at 8:38pm

    That doesn't necessarily work on all ladies. If a guy told me he was in the next Twilight movie, I'd laugh in his face...

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      Submitted by fauxpas on May 9, 10 at 3:17am

      And I'd hop in my studio bought limo and drive away, were I in the movie. Whorish celebrity has its benefits.

  • Submitted by hooah33 on May 5, 10 at 2:59pm

    Haha, I agree with bros... She probably wants your John handcock, not your cock

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      Submitted by jonathan171 on May 5, 10 at 4:08pm

      It's Herbie Hancock.

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        Submitted by abyss on May 6, 10 at 1:38pm

        No, no it isn't. Herbie Hancock was one of the greatest and most influential jazz musicians of all time. John Hancock had the famous signature.

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          Submitted by jonathan171 on May 21, 10 at 6:47pm

          Somebody apparently hasn't seen Tommy Boy.

  • Submitted by Crash_Underride on May 5, 10 at 3:53pm

    I want her as my wingwoman!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 4:27pm

    It's only funny when ppl correct spelling here. Stop acting superior. It's tfln not...harvard monthly... Or something. U guys get what I mean

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      Submitted by Herschel on May 5, 10 at 8:25pm

      They call it "The Crimson", actually. And it's a daily.

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        Submitted by abyss on May 6, 10 at 1:39pm

        Oh Herschel. You're the most hilarious thing on this site.

  • Submitted by Soviet_Russia on May 5, 10 at 3:11pm

    Hooah33: *Hancock

  • Submitted by Spuke on May 5, 10 at 2:28pm

    Crazy

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    Submitted by catamaroo on May 6, 10 at 3:48am

    He and his winggirl should just do it and get it over with already.

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    Submitted by devilwearsaa on May 11, 10 at 2:26am

    :/ meh

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    Submitted by laurrox on May 5, 10 at 4:22pm

    Actually it is John Hancock... The intelligence of some people of this site shocks ne sometimes. They're all geniuses.... Oh wait.....

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      Submitted by thetrails on May 5, 10 at 4:33pm

      it's from tommyboy, bud.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 4:50pm

    4.33, that was for 4.22. My bad

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    Submitted by tonto01 on May 5, 10 at 5:50pm

    Yes, because lots of actors live in PA.

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    Submitted by tarheels50 on May 5, 10 at 9:24pm

    Haha nice reference to tommy boy

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    Submitted by marsrover on May 5, 10 at 5:47pm

    I'd do that for my guy friends.

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      Submitted by Wuzzgoof on May 6, 10 at 12:30am

      we don't care, attentionwhore.

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        Submitted by crazyman217 on Dec 11, 10 at 10:52pm

        I wish there was a way to thumbs up to replies. So, here you go

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    Submitted by hooraybuttsecks on May 5, 10 at 3:00pm

    You should be slaughtered.

  • 83 90
    Submitted by Spuke on May 5, 10 at 2:30pm

    So the Internet gods stop second but not crazy...third

  • 76 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 4:24pm

    2.47, no he's not! ;)

  • 74 88
    Submitted by meltz on May 8, 10 at 3:50am

    Awesome

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    Submitted by drunkindancer on May 6, 10 at 9:01pm

    (610) has the best text

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 2:23pm

    Eighty eight

  • Submitted by guitar_boy on May 5, 10 at 3:54pm

    Furst

  • 61 91
    Submitted by MarineFD343 on May 6, 10 at 12:22am

    610, eh? I live in the area. She can be my wing girl too!