If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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thats the biggest boner text ive ever read, if it was written by a girl.
I just got the incredible urge to call my boyfriend and tell him the exact same thing...
Lol I respect that!
Hopefully that's written by a girl. Legit.
Darth taco, creeper562: did you guys ever do each other? Just wondering. Jk lol.
I just got a text like this regarding new years in downtown hahah. Sick!!!
Shoulda dated a screamer...
Break up so I can have the guy who sent this.
Lol that's class! Added bonus of a good sesh in bed not bein dumped!!!!
I hope this is sent to a 3rd party because sending it to the person you just did...well that just wouldn't happen.
You won't, trust me. Whenever I'm in your area, I never get kicked out from really loud sex. Trust me, I am LOUD! I swear, the people in Paramount, CA are surprisingly tolerant of loud sex.
I used to fuck in paramount too...represent
Ahhhh good times. (= Seems familiar.
That's pretty hardcore
How loud does that have to be?
Sounds like a text from a girl who probably doesn't know what she's doing.
Setting the bar high, I like it!
Omg I'm such a loser so I'm gonna say I'm first! First!