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  • Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 14, 10 at 12:29pm

    thats the biggest boner text ive ever read, if it was written by a girl.

  • Submitted by mollyfox on Jun 14, 10 at 7:42pm

    I just got the incredible urge to call my boyfriend and tell him the exact same thing...

  • Submitted by thedood on Jun 14, 10 at 10:43am

    Hopefully that's written by a girl. Legit.

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    Submitted by britney09 on Jun 14, 10 at 9:54am

    Lol that's class! Added bonus of a good sesh in bed not bein dumped!!!!

  • 73 73
    Submitted by trke0302 on Jun 14, 10 at 10:20am

    That's pretty hardcore

  • 76 80
    Submitted by niceman on Jun 14, 10 at 11:06am

    Barack?

  • 68 65
    Submitted by seal2bkl on Jun 16, 10 at 2:16am

    I hope this is sent to a 3rd party because sending it to the person you just did...well that just wouldn't happen.

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    Submitted by itsfuckedd on Jun 14, 10 at 2:07pm

    Lol I respect that!

  • 73 80
    Submitted by janeplaysdirty01 on Jun 14, 10 at 10:22am

    Break up so I can have the guy who sent this.

  • 62 60
    Submitted by southern_belle89 on Jun 15, 10 at 5:49pm

    Shoulda dated a screamer...

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 10 at 4:14pm

    Every credit

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 10 at 9:47pm

    Fuck. Yes.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by missy917 on Jun 14, 10 at 4:47pm

    YES!!

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Jxc562 on Nov 19, 10 at 12:14am

    I just got a text like this regarding new years in downtown hahah. Sick!!!

  • 59 81
    Submitted by amonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 9:46am

    Sounds like a text from a girl who probably doesn't know what she's doing.

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Gleicheniaceae on Jun 16, 10 at 5:44pm

    Darth taco, creeper562: did you guys ever do each other? Just wondering. Jk lol.

  • 59 83
    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 19, 10 at 10:17pm

    How loud does that have to be?

  • 40 55
    Submitted by KTHNXBUHBYE on Dec 29, 10 at 9:51am

    Ahhhh good times. (= Seems familiar.

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Darth_Taco on Jun 14, 10 at 10:14pm

    You won't, trust me. Whenever I'm in your area, I never get kicked out from really loud sex. Trust me, I am LOUD! I swear, the people in Paramount, CA are surprisingly tolerant of loud sex.

    • 46 81
      Submitted by creeper562 on Jun 14, 10 at 11:30pm

      I used to fuck in paramount too...represent

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    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 28, 12 at 4:20am

    🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🐷🔪🔪🔪🔪

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    Submitted by caliroll on Jul 15, 11 at 4:29am

    Setting the bar high, I like it!

  • Submitted by brandonisonfire on Jun 14, 10 at 9:44am

    Omg I'm such a loser so I'm gonna say I'm first! First!