This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own
This is how Arkansas rolls. Flower.
Haha!! I LOVE this one too and the comment that says "This is how Arkansas rolls. Flower." that's freaking hilarious!
I don't even care if this is fake. It's funny
This is retarded. It's not a drunk text. It's a down syndrome text.
Flower bitches. Flower.
This is beyond fake
I can text with proper grammar when I'm trashed. It may take me an hour but I can do it. Especially if I close one eye and try to focus really hard. I don't think this is necessarily fake. Plus, most phones have the word and punctuation correction thingy.
the only good thing about this text is the first sentence. \n"This is a drunk text message." wouldn't that be a great feature on a phone? that feature would save lives
Really? I mean, if you're gonna make a fake text, at least make it funny.
no one really talks like this when they are drunk
I agree with facefucked this is dumb who uses periods when there drunk I know I don't
Commenting "first" is really fucking stupid. Grow up.
Fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fuckin fake
Whatever I love this text.
Woohoo! Gotta love arkansas. We're crazy dumb drunks lol
Woooooooo!!! Pig souy!!!!
People in the 501 don't talk like this! I would know, I live there.
Ok, anyone got any idea what the Flower part means??? The rest is possible, depending on how good of a spell checker their phone has...
and this isnt fake b/c this was a text my best friend sent to me. we eat mini sandwiches at our school cafe and the rest is random because we r random the end. this isnt fake i hate u all.
okay to the dumbass who said this is a "down syndrome" text you're fuckin dumb as shit! you've obviously never met someone with ds or you would know they don't say stupid shit like this...
I'm pretty sure if your drunk you don't say: this is a drunk text message. I ain't that dumb fakahhh
I see now that jerrygarcia09 deleted his responce
This is a drunk text message. Please ignore my impeccable spelling and punctuation. Flower.\n\nFixed.
This is the most retarded shit I ever read.
I can't comment on comments because I'm on my phone, but Bsitz: marry me?
Send pics to three two five - two zero one - two five three nine
I love you to. Pancake.
Lol ahahaha this is actually good. Flower. They actually sound drunk. Flower
Oh gotta love Arkansas! Represent!
Read it with a hick arkansan accent. Much better.
Lol, I love this.
JerryGarcia maybe no one goes to your site because you are a creppy mfer an anyone can do a that's what she said joke
Haha, I dunno. This got a chuckle out of me.
Hahahaha obviously you guys didn't get it. xD
HAHA love this
this seems like a text a friend sent me a awhile ago. flower was his dog...
Gotta love arkansas talk. This is how I always think. This is what goes on in my head.
faker than pam andersons tits
Oh please when your drunk you don't spell that well
either that person is amazing at capitalization and punctuation or this is fake
wow im pretty sure this is to me...i forgot all about this.
Hell yes, Arkansas.
He probably had auto-correct on. Jesus. Everyone just needs to chill out. Its only TFLN, people.
ahh drunk weirdness
This is the dumbest text to ever be published on this site
Also...iphones self-correct dip shits.
8:54u fucking retard that is such a jackass comment. ds ppl don't deserve all the bad shot they get ...
Epic win. Nuffsaid
This person has never been drunk before lol.
actually it is real because this was a text to me from my best friend holly. the sandwiches in miniature are sandwiches we eat at our cafe and the rest is just random because we are best friends and just understand each other.
Hahahahahaha. And thomasfk sooo true !!!
Wow.. When I read this I thought it was retarded & then I look at the replies & see most everyone else thought so too.