This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own
This is how Arkansas rolls. Flower.
Flower bitches. Flower.
the only good thing about this text is the first sentence. \n"This is a drunk text message." wouldn't that be a great feature on a phone? that feature would save lives
Haha!! I LOVE this one too and the comment that says "This is how Arkansas rolls. Flower." that's freaking hilarious!
This is retarded. It's not a drunk text. It's a down syndrome text.
This is beyond fake
I can text with proper grammar when I'm trashed. It may take me an hour but I can do it. Especially if I close one eye and try to focus really hard. I don't think this is necessarily fake. Plus, most phones have the word and punctuation correction thingy.
I don't even care if this is fake. It's funny
Really? I mean, if you're gonna make a fake text, at least make it funny.
I agree with facefucked this is dumb who uses periods when there drunk I know I don't
okay to the dumbass who said this is a "down syndrome" text you're fuckin dumb as shit! you've obviously never met someone with ds or you would know they don't say stupid shit like this...
Woooooooo!!! Pig souy!!!!
Ok, anyone got any idea what the Flower part means??? The rest is possible, depending on how good of a spell checker their phone has...
People in the 501 don't talk like this! I would know, I live there.
Commenting "first" is really fucking stupid. Grow up.
no one really talks like this when they are drunk
Whatever I love this text.
JerryGarcia maybe no one goes to your site because you are a creppy mfer an anyone can do a that's what she said joke
I see now that jerrygarcia09 deleted his responce
Read it with a hick arkansan accent. Much better.
Fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fuckin fake
I can't comment on comments because I'm on my phone, but Bsitz: marry me?
This is the most retarded shit I ever read.
Haha, I dunno. This got a chuckle out of me.
Hahahaha obviously you guys didn't get it. xD
Woohoo! Gotta love arkansas. We're crazy dumb drunks lol
Gotta love arkansas talk. This is how I always think. This is what goes on in my head.
Lol ahahaha this is actually good. Flower. They actually sound drunk. Flower
Lol, I love this.
This is the dumbest text to ever be published on this site
Oh gotta love Arkansas! Represent!
I love you to. Pancake.
and this isnt fake b/c this was a text my best friend sent to me. we eat mini sandwiches at our school cafe and the rest is random because we r random the end. this isnt fake i hate u all.
I'm pretty sure if your drunk you don't say: this is a drunk text message. I ain't that dumb fakahhh
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faker than pam andersons tits
HAHA love this
This is a drunk text message. Please ignore my impeccable spelling and punctuation. Flower.\n\nFixed.
He probably had auto-correct on. Jesus. Everyone just needs to chill out. Its only TFLN, people.
Hell yes, Arkansas.
Oh please when your drunk you don't spell that well
ahh drunk weirdness
Epic win. Nuffsaid
this seems like a text a friend sent me a awhile ago. flower was his dog...
either that person is amazing at capitalization and punctuation or this is fake
actually it is real because this was a text to me from my best friend holly. the sandwiches in miniature are sandwiches we eat at our cafe and the rest is just random because we are best friends and just understand each other.
wow im pretty sure this is to me...i forgot all about this.
This person has never been drunk before lol.
8:54u fucking retard that is such a jackass comment. ds ppl don't deserve all the bad shot they get ...
Hahahahahaha. And thomasfk sooo true !!!
Also...iphones self-correct dip shits.
Wow.. When I read this I thought it was retarded & then I look at the replies & see most everyone else thought so too.