This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own
This is how Arkansas rolls. Flower.
Haha!! I LOVE this one too and the comment that says "This is how Arkansas rolls. Flower." that's freaking hilarious!
This is retarded. It's not a drunk text. It's a down syndrome text.
the only good thing about this text is the first sentence. \n"This is a drunk text message." wouldn't that be a great feature on a phone? that feature would save lives
This is beyond fake
Flower bitches. Flower.
I don't even care if this is fake. It's funny
I can text with proper grammar when I'm trashed. It may take me an hour but I can do it. Especially if I close one eye and try to focus really hard. I don't think this is necessarily fake. Plus, most phones have the word and punctuation correction thingy.
Really? I mean, if you're gonna make a fake text, at least make it funny.
I agree with facefucked this is dumb who uses periods when there drunk I know I don't
okay to the dumbass who said this is a "down syndrome" text you're fuckin dumb as shit! you've obviously never met someone with ds or you would know they don't say stupid shit like this...
Commenting "first" is really fucking stupid. Grow up.
Fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fuckin fake
Woooooooo!!! Pig souy!!!!
People in the 501 don't talk like this! I would know, I live there.
Ok, anyone got any idea what the Flower part means??? The rest is possible, depending on how good of a spell checker their phone has...
no one really talks like this when they are drunk
I see now that jerrygarcia09 deleted his responce
Woohoo! Gotta love arkansas. We're crazy dumb drunks lol
Whatever I love this text.
Lol, I love this.
JerryGarcia maybe no one goes to your site because you are a creppy mfer an anyone can do a that's what she said joke
I'm pretty sure if your drunk you don't say: this is a drunk text message. I ain't that dumb fakahhh
and this isnt fake b/c this was a text my best friend sent to me. we eat mini sandwiches at our school cafe and the rest is random because we r random the end. this isnt fake i hate u all.
I can't comment on comments because I'm on my phone, but Bsitz: marry me?
I love you to. Pancake.
This is the most retarded shit I ever read.
Send pics to three two five - two zero one - two five three nine
Read it with a hick arkansan accent. Much better.
Lol ahahaha this is actually good. Flower. They actually sound drunk. Flower
HAHA love this
Hahahaha obviously you guys didn't get it. xD
Haha, I dunno. This got a chuckle out of me.
This is a drunk text message. Please ignore my impeccable spelling and punctuation. Flower.\n\nFixed.
Gotta love arkansas talk. This is how I always think. This is what goes on in my head.
faker than pam andersons tits
Oh gotta love Arkansas! Represent!
this seems like a text a friend sent me a awhile ago. flower was his dog...
This is the dumbest text to ever be published on this site
Hell yes, Arkansas.
ahh drunk weirdness
Oh please when your drunk you don't spell that well
wow im pretty sure this is to me...i forgot all about this.
either that person is amazing at capitalization and punctuation or this is fake
He probably had auto-correct on. Jesus. Everyone just needs to chill out. Its only TFLN, people.
Epic win. Nuffsaid
8:54u fucking retard that is such a jackass comment. ds ppl don't deserve all the bad shot they get ...
This person has never been drunk before lol.
actually it is real because this was a text to me from my best friend holly. the sandwiches in miniature are sandwiches we eat at our cafe and the rest is just random because we are best friends and just understand each other.
Also...iphones self-correct dip shits.
Wow.. When I read this I thought it was retarded & then I look at the replies & see most everyone else thought so too.
Hahahahahaha. And thomasfk sooo true !!!