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  • 96 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 7:01pm

    Hell yeah 6:47! I would cum allll over u!

  • 92 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 11:03pm

    Who gives a flying fuck about grammer on "txts from last night"? Seriously it doesn't matter....and this text is so true

  • 92 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:03am

    1:44 calm the fuck down

  • 77 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 4:10pm

    What's with the captial s in seen?

  • 93 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:59am

    144 maybe he killed himself to get away from you because you're such a shitty friend.

  • 88 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:32pm

    The reason it doesn't make sense is because the original poster should have said "I don't know how I could love her any more" as in "any more than I already do" not "anymore"

  • 83 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:25pm

    That doesn't make sense...

  • 82 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 5:24am

    3:02 lmao nicee too true

  • 87 94
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 29, 10 at 3:46pm

    My Brain HERTS.......

  • 81 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 6:47pm

    6:17 you can do it to me, as long as it's black though

  • 80 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 5:08pm

    Awww some poor loser no one loves has to tear down people who have what he doesn't to make himself seem better. Perhaps txter needs to get a clue and an eHarmony profile lol.

  • 86 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:32pm

    He doesn't know how he could possibly love her anymore than he already does, but tomorrow he will love her more and therefore he will know.

  • 75 81
    Submitted by nomiomiollie on Mar 4, 10 at 12:05am

    Hahah 3:02, soo true.

  • 77 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:49am

    144 my friend killed herself too. I still find this funny. Stfu and don't be such a little bitch. Yes it sucks but am I gonna be a hard ass and repremand everyone for saying shit like that. Ful you.

  • 76 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 6:17pm

    I like high school girls to suck my hard cock so I can cum in their throats!

  • 76 88
    Submitted by martymofo on Jan 29, 10 at 3:42pm

    Whoever posted this needs to learn English.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:00am

    Who needs eharmony. Tfln ftw.

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 12:47am

    Why do you have to suck happiness from people's lives? I'm not an eharmony fan, but some people really feel this way. Douche

  • 71 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 4:27pm

    4:10, get a life. Who the hell cares??

  • 72 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 3:02am

    Hahahaha everyone who is offended by this has an eharmony profile...just admit it bahhhaha

  • 71 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:44am

    My friend did kill himself so fuck u. This isn't funny it's rude retarded and pointless. Fuck off and get a life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 12:46am

    That doesn't make sense

  • 68 88
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 29, 10 at 3:24pm

    Does it even make sense? Help....

  • 70 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 5:53pm

    Lol

  • 42 39
    Submitted by lizmacrider on Jan 22, 12 at 5:55am

    I tried killing myself tonight its not funny.

  • 66 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 3:33am

    Lol, this is fuckin funny

  • 67 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 4:31pm

    4:27 Also why isn't e in Eharmony capitalized?

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Nina819 on Jun 23, 11 at 5:32pm

    I think he meant" I don't thank I can love her any more, but tomorrow I will." as in he loves her mor each day...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:41pm

    Yeah def screw him

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:27pm

    First