It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
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what passage is that?
Naw that's one of Rosie Odonalds farts.
You sure? It sounded more like Buddha's thighs slapping together again.
While we all are on the subject of religion I thought I should add:
Fuck the po-liece
Wow simply awesome!
6:53, guess what? Your precious book also warns against the assumption of salvation and judging yourself instead of trusting god. I wouldn't be too sure you're getting into heaven either.
And should we be proving Zeus doesn't exist? It's Christians that can't accept their religion as mythology. I don't know any modern Hellenic pantheists.
10:47 what/who do you worship to make you better than everybody else!
you don't believe in me. you believe in paul, the sneaky evangelical bastard. check your scripture.
8:36 im christian and i find it funny. alot of my friends that hace this app are christian
Maybe sounded like santa and that newyears baby?...
its the sound of your mom when she falls to the ground to suck my dick
I'm sick of all of you copying my signature. I'm going to sue you all.
9:16 has things figured out.
im not religious but i just thought of a south park rendition of this text and busted up laughing
Stuff like "gravity" and "inertia" are falsifiable because you can experiment to see if they are there or not; obviously you can't test to see if there is a god. If you don't know what I mean by falsifiable, take a psychology course at a good university.
10:15 you're much smarter than christians, your big words confuddle them. let them go, waste their lives, make empty threats. this is a funny text.
I don't remember off the top of my head, but it was something about working with his hands that was improperly translated then misinterpreted. Much like everything the Bible says about women and gays in the New Testament. It's unfortunate that the Bible had so much potential to be a beautiful religion.
Pahahahaha I love when texts turn into religious arguments hahahahahaha get a life people
Neck, no self-serves 10:32 Jesus was real
That's the truth for u
Nice analogy young padawan
12:29, amen. But Jesus was actually ripped and really tan. He was a carpenter that had to carry lumber across countries in the hot sun. >.> every country pictures him as their own ethnicity. America depicts him as white, Africa depicts him as black, etc.
That must be exactly like Chuck Norris and Ash Ketchum highfiving
it's mine now
I have read the Bible, and it's the perfect evidence that Christianity is a fallacy, 12:00. I don't discount that there may be the divine in existence, but it's unlikely to be personified as an old white male. Why don't you research deism before you subscribe to historical inaccuracy and spiritual paradox.
@6:53, I think I'll take hell, thank you very much. At least that way I'll be in good company.
I'm sure Jesus is nice and all but don't force anything on anyone. Jesus wouldve lived and let live, 12 am.
But first I'm going to pleasure myself to pictures of Mister Rogers.
Your are awesome
10:47 doesn't need imaginary friends or paternal authority figures. What's the point of religion besides cultural manipulation?
Let the record show that this highfive occurred between Willem and Frankie on 9/30/09 at OLHS
I love how everyone's denying the existence of Jesus, but not Zeus
Zeus was real!
no that doesn't make sense either...
Although you may have your opinion that none of it exists or that it all exists, the other side of the argument can still keep their opinion and neither of you can ever be proven correct (unless of course when I die I go to hell and that would sure suck).
To October 1st at 9:51 PM and all the other people that are arguing against AND for religion in general:
Science can not disprove religion because religion and any god/spirits/hell/heaven are UNFALSIFIABLE. This means that nothing that science does can ever disprove that they exist for a fact because they are not in the realm of Science.
You go, VA beach!
Keepin' it epic.
I miss you guys.
Fuck you Crispy
Like 2 fat people fucking?
Yes read that the first time
Zeus fires thunderbolts...God is the master of all.And to all the haters,Go to the ground
Jesus wasn't a carpenter. It's a mistranslation of earlier passages that were referring to his alleged healing powers. Not that it makes a difference since he may not have even been a person, much less the son of god.
6:53 sounds like judgment and self-righteousness. although that's the usual case with christians, the bible condemns such behavior. you're going to hell if it's real, bro.
Why would any Christians even be on this website? I'm sure they wouldn't find it too funny..... this text was hilarious!
WHO CARES!! you believe GREAT! you don't WONDERFUL....moving on
Ah nick frosts Twitter being put to good use I see!
Shhhh stop freakin out over anything religious... It was a joke, get over it.. You guys just find something to flip shit over in anything people say these days. Shut the HELL up cause no one cares. Plus, this one was priceless.
I wish there was a god to smite this counting troll.
i claim 7:59, 8:03, and 8:04; go psych majors and btw i'm agnostic because of the unfalsifiable nature of religion, but I still don't believe
Mister Rogers is very sexy
i believe in god. i don't go to chruch, i've never read the bible, and i never claim that i don't judge people because lets face it EVERYBODY does. i live my life the best i can and try really hard to be a good person. if he doesn't let me in then i'll have friends in hell because he's not letting them in either
You idiots, don't go so deep into it, just laugh. It was fuckin funny
10:47 and crispy will probably burn in hell just sayinn
i declare this whole page Epic Fail
I can't believe I am actually reading a religious debate on tfln...
Why the fuck can't someone put a text like this
On here without it turning into a religious argument
Yes, yes Crispy... Two fat people bangin Baby Newyears with Santa.
Go Cowboys! Lol random.
I never before realized how close in spelling Zeus and Jesus are.
crispy has an abnormally small penis
The one day I'm not there and I miss that.
This saddens me
To 10:54 oh yeah have fun with that. God bless!
Haha you're my hero!
Jesus isn't real idiots.
I use to smoke pot with jesus, he is real. But he pronounced it hey-zues lol maybe thats what the op was referring to... I'm high
And all this over a high 5, wooooooow!
This is showing how dumb the I'm first fad is
Yeah guys political arguements on tfln r re-fucking-tarded so just stop. Unless yalls wanna fight cuz I will fucking roundhouse ur ass
Jesus is bomb. To all of you idiots who don't believe, go study a bible or something. Whatever, just don't impose your obviously wrong opinions to those of us in a higher state of mind. Yeeeah, I can be smart sounding! Take that weed.
The concept of hell is to scare the fearful and unintelligent into blindly following religion. Follow our rules or burn in hell for eternity, ha pussies.
Okay, I'm an atheist, but I laughed at this text and that's the important thing. If Christians want to waste their lives judging others and praying instead of doing, let them.
"Let the record show that this highfive occurred between Willem and Frankie on 9/30/09 at OLHS"
indeed it did. I'm proud to know you, Frankie.
If you're dumb enough to type like that, 10:41, then you're probably ignorant enough to believe in Christianity. How's that working for you?
10:47, it's gonna be awesome when I'm in heaven and you're in hell :)
i wanna know what was making that sound
Spell much, 9:10?! God I hope you're not in College.... Then again, wouldn't surprise me. Hope your parents' money is at least buying you good pot and better booze.
Satan = Santa and dog = god so Santa is Satan and a certain dog is god.
It's also the sound of the Easter Bunny and boogeyman. You know, as long as we're discussing nonexistent entities.
To everyone Knockin Religion.
Everyone has a right to their own beliefs.
I myself am Methodist, but its your choice to be Athiest or whatever religion/non religion you are.
So lets all stop talkin shit and just enjoy the texts.