is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
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That is never bad. It would only make life waaaaay more interesting.
any "woman" that wishes their men to be anything like that stalkerish tool...are pathetic..NO MORE FUCKING TWILIGHT POSTS PLEASE
sooo sick of reading this anti-twilight/pro-twilight bullshit.
3:54 So I can have an informed opinion, as I stated. I kept reading because they made me laugh at how ridiculously bad they were. It was entertaining.
Please grow a brain. Your level of obsessiveness is another reason people hate Twilight. Idiot.
what little was left of my soul died when i read this
any Twilight reference made by someone over the age of 14 is bad
First of all, most people who make fun of Twilight have never read or attempted to read the books.
Secondly, what's the point of being a whore if you're in disguise?
Lastly, this post is not funny, only sad.
P.S. I need to get to 910 if that's where there are multiple men walking around who look like Edward...
I enjoyed Twilight and all, but what's with all the Twilight and Rob Pattinson texts lately? Where's the variety?
i must say, i first read this and was like "fuck twilight" but yea...it would help if guys didn't assume i was in it for the relationship...
no 3:19 any reference of ANY age is bad
I thought this site was for people who don't obsess with stupid shit like Twilight. Get a hobby
Twilight was good when i was in the 7th grade
nope i totally agree, but he has to be as hot as edward cullen
haahahaahahhaa^^^ youre so witty even without the glitter id be down
the mods keep posting Twilight texts because they know it'll get a rise out of the readers and spark some discussion... too bad the discussion that results is just more of the same boring shit over and over again
you're an idiot for having wasted your time then.. wtf, were you curious after the suckage of the first or just a glutton for punishment?
3:42 I have read them...i am just smart enough to know what they stand for. Obviously some of you aren't as intellectually blessed
3:42, not everyone's as moronic as you. I read all four and I made a very informed judgment...which is that Twilight blows.
More pressing is that these stupid TWHYlight texts really aren't funny enough to be posted. I'm sure we've all submitted texts funnier than this...and feel a pang of annoyance when Edward Cullen's glittering disco balls make it and ours don't.
I LOVE TWILIGHT!!! BOOO ALL YOU TWILIGHT BASHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahah so apparently you have to be fat and gothic to like Twilight? Really who gives a fuck if someone likes Twilight? Everyone has something that they enjoy that others don't. I am honestly sick of seeing all the twilight post that aren't even funny, but all the little cyber fights are getting really old.
it makes me want to cover myself in glitter just to lure them in so I can punch them in the overies
you read twilight. you couldn't be a whore if you tried. no one likes fucking fat gothic girls who've never been kissed.
3:42, I have read all 4 books cover to cover and I believe I have an informed opinion in that they suck big hairy monkey balls :)
and can we stop with the "is it bad if..?" why does there always have to be some annoying fad on this site? why can't you just TRY to be original???
3:47 If you thought they sucked so bad, why did you read the entire series? I generally stop reading a book once I've decided that it sucks "big hairy monkey balls".
Twilight was never good.
The books are alright, not worth the hype and fucking creepy chicks that are obsessed with it though.
Stephanie Meyer is a pretty shitty author..
Woooooow. The Twilight hate is ridiculous! 4:13, Just because you like Twilight and Edward doesn't mean you are going to get raped and murdered, let alone deserve to! There are lots of educated and smart people of all ages that like and dislike the series. That is the joy of opinion and free speech.
Fuck!. Get over the fuckin Twilight/Rob Pattinson/Edward Cullen/Idiot in glitter/creepster-stalker texts!!! Seems that's the only thing the moderators will fuckin approve on this site.
I can't believe all the shitty texts that make this site, this is not funny and just sad!!
hey, covered in glitter here, need blow job thanks
Anyone who wants an "Edward" obviously is a masochist for punishment and probably will get raped and killed. Which is what they deserve. If you're stupid enough to like Twilight, you deserve to die.
How are these bullshit Twilight texts making it? Really? REALLY? If you want a man like Edward fucking Cullen, go to a prison and find someone who got time for abuse and/or stalking. There's your damn Eddykins.
I'm embarassed to live in the same area code as this person!
haha 3:22, but all tweens/teens like embarrassingly bad stuff. At least they're reading?
As long as they dont sparkle
I didn't think this site was for kids and their childish obsessions. Fuck Twilight get a hobby.
Wuts bad is that u put bad (twilight) in something good (tfln) u should b asamed