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  • That is never bad. It would only make life waaaaay more interesting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:06am
  • any "woman" that wishes their men to be anything like that stalkerish tool...are pathetic..NO MORE FUCKING TWILIGHT POSTS PLEASE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:24pm
  • sooo sick of reading this anti-twilight/pro-twilight bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:29pm
  • 4:50 Please grow a brain. Your level of obsessiveness is another reason people hate Twilight. Idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:56pm
  • 3:54 So I can have an informed opinion, as I stated. I kept reading because they made me laugh at how ridiculously bad they were. It was entertaining.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:55pm
  • what little was left of my soul died when i read this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:06pm
  • any Twilight reference made by someone over the age of 14 is bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:19pm
  • First of all, most people who make fun of Twilight have never read or attempted to read the books. Secondly, what's the point of being a whore if you're in disguise? Lastly, this post is not funny, only sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:42pm
  • I thought this site was for people who don't obsess with stupid shit like Twilight. Get a hobby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:45am
  • I enjoyed Twilight and all, but what's with all the Twilight and Rob Pattinson texts lately? Where's the variety?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:23pm
  • i must say, i first read this and was like "fuck twilight" but yea...it would help if guys didn't assume i was in it for the relationship...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:37am
  • no 3:19 any reference of ANY age is bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:22pm
  • P.S. I need to get to 910 if that's where there are multiple men walking around who look like Edward...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:44pm
  • Twilight was good when i was in the 7th grade

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:47am
  • nope i totally agree, but he has to be as hot as edward cullen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:49pm
  • haahahaahahhaa^^^ youre so witty even without the glitter id be down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:30pm
  • you're an idiot for having wasted your time then.. wtf, were you curious after the suckage of the first or just a glutton for punishment?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:55pm
  • the mods keep posting Twilight texts because they know it'll get a rise out of the readers and spark some discussion... too bad the discussion that results is just more of the same boring shit over and over again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:19pm
  • Hahah so apparently you have to be fat and gothic to like Twilight? Really who gives a fuck if someone likes Twilight? Everyone has something that they enjoy that others don't. I am honestly sick of seeing all the twilight post that aren't even funny, but all the little cyber fights are getting really old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:23pm
  • you read twilight. you couldn't be a whore if you tried. no one likes fucking fat gothic girls who've never been kissed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:34am
  • 3:42 I have read them...i am just smart enough to know what they stand for. Obviously some of you aren't as intellectually blessed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:55pm
  • 3:47 If you thought they sucked so bad, why did you read the entire series? I generally stop reading a book once I've decided that it sucks "big hairy monkey balls".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:54pm
  • I LOVE TWILIGHT!!! BOOO ALL YOU TWILIGHT BASHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:50am
  • it makes me want to cover myself in glitter just to lure them in so I can punch them in the overies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:26pm
  • 3:42, not everyone's as moronic as you. I read all four and I made a very informed judgment...which is that Twilight blows. More pressing is that these stupid TWHYlight texts really aren't funny enough to be posted. I'm sure we've all submitted texts funnier than this...and feel a pang of annoyance when Edward Cullen's glittering disco balls make it and ours don't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:23pm
  • Woooooow. The Twilight hate is ridiculous! 4:13, Just because you like Twilight and Edward doesn't mean you are going to get raped and murdered, let alone deserve to! There are lots of educated and smart people of all ages that like and dislike the series. That is the joy of opinion and free speech.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:08pm
  • 3:42, I have read all 4 books cover to cover and I believe I have an informed opinion in that they suck big hairy monkey balls :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:47pm
  • and can we stop with the "is it bad if..?" why does there always have to be some annoying fad on this site? why can't you just TRY to be original???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:00pm
  • The books are alright, not worth the hype and fucking creepy chicks that are obsessed with it though. Stephanie Meyer is a pretty shitty author..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:22pm
  • hey, covered in glitter here, need blow job thanks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:18pm
  • I can't believe all the shitty texts that make this site, this is not funny and just sad!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:48pm
  • Twilight sucks. Anyone who wants an "Edward" obviously is a masochist for punishment and probably will get raped and killed. Which is what they deserve. If you're stupid enough to like Twilight, you deserve to die. Period.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:13pm
  • 4:47 Twilight was never good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:24pm
  • Fuck!. Get over the fuckin Twilight/Rob Pattinson/Edward Cullen/Idiot in glitter/creepster-stalker texts!!! Seems that's the only thing the moderators will fuckin approve on this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:43pm
  • I'm embarassed to live in the same area code as this person!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:23pm
  • As long as they dont sparkle

    Submitted by KaylaFoyt on Jul 23, 10 at 3:36pm
  • I didn't think this site was for kids and their childish obsessions. Fuck Twilight get a hobby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:18am
  • How are these bullshit Twilight texts making it? Really? REALLY? If you want a man like Edward fucking Cullen, go to a prison and find someone who got time for abuse and/or stalking. There's your damn Eddykins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:26pm
  • haha 3:22, but all tweens/teens like embarrassingly bad stuff. At least they're reading?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:25pm
  • Wuts bad is that u put bad (twilight) in something good (tfln) u should b asamed

    Submitted by dersabom on Aug 19, 10 at 11:18pm